wait just thought of the funniest outcome for Chip and it would make a lot of people on here mad

they’d have to call the air marshall on me

at least Chip went and got his ass fired again?

Turned Bernard pierce into an NFL RB

i think I’ve eaten 25 dark chocolate mint truffle Hershey kisses since the game ended to ease my feelings

lmao now the union are gonna lose to really rub it in

ONCE AGAIN WHY ARE THERE CHASERS ON THIS APP

going to bed

i fucking hate this team

just threw my vape at the tv

I don’t get how they can be seeing what is happening in this game and not make a change at OC

how are we going to go 3 and out this time

kevin patullo i have a gun

Touchdown here please

FUCKING BURY THEM

Carter getting manhandled but no holding

just... WOW

Devonta Smith

BALL DONT LIE

[1980s drunk Eagles fan on NFL Films voice] Dallas we hate you

we’ve never been more back

Maybe he will shut the fuck up now

did we break the lions?

DALLAS SUCKS GO BIRDS

35-0 after one quarter is insanity

temple time baby let’s get bowl eligible and cause some cfp g5 chaos

Watching OSU today feels like watching the Eagles

what did i miss? my gf and i just spent the last 8 hours binging all her fault (phenomal btw sarah snook is incredible)

a new hilary duff single dropped and no one told me?!?

heading to Aldi for tgiving shopping after work… pray for us

happening again

making myself cry first thing in the morning listening to for good

it’s always him lmao

once again there is no team that scares me

excited to see where they take this but bummed that this might mean we don’t get s4 of ITYSL for a while

there’s gonna be a jacob+brennan ep of VIP?!?

all this to go 3-7

me sitting down to listen to the @pablo.show takedown of america’s most famous 5th place swimmer

how did the Michelin people not pick JRP

coneys and chili cheese fries have saved me many a drunk night/hungover morning

what’s your bowl mascot power rankings? mine are: 1. Pop Tarts guys 2. Giant Potato 3. Mayo Jar man 4. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social as the bloomin onion 5. Cheez It Guy

who’s on your tv dad mt Rushmore?

just got done crying ama

WICKED FOR GOOD TIME LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

going to see wicked for good tonight!!!

Jordan Davis really just like getting his hands on balls

Darius cooper get ready to learn CFL buddy

FYI Dougie P is currently unemployed and probably would love to come back as an advisor

another week where AJ just gives up on a play where he could have caught the ball or drawn a PI