holy shit game changer was an all timer this week

kram join tiktok @seinfeld2000.bsky.social

that’s part of why their prices are so cheap! they don’t have a cart runner so you take your own cart back and keep the quarter!

edi patterson is a goddamn national treasure

damn RIP pigeon lady

god i love living in a walkable area again

one of these years it would be great if they could just give me a weekend series here instead of a m-t-w series

Johnny Gabagool

was too busy unpacking but looks like it ain’t comin’ ‘ome then

pausa de hidratacion

you’re watching the home run derby i’m putting a bidet on my new toilet… we are not the same

day 9437 of moving and i am so exhausted

gonna get these and start wiping my ass whenever i’m stressed

my god you don’t realize sometimes how massive mailata is until you see him not in a football uniform

goddamnit he’s still alive?

three weeks early but i’m calling it it’s August season

it feels like we’re at the slot machine and we got the first cherry on the line and we’re waiting with anticipation for the other two to pop up

REST IN PISS BOZO

whitest name ever

know what would be sick? if soccer had playoff hockey OT rules and they literally just played until someone scored dudes would be dying

Argentina has a guy named Ricardo Rodriguez you say

England are the first national team in nearly 2 years to hold Erling Haaland scoreless ❌

just saw a tiktok of pregs anne hathaway and i am looking respectfully 👀

it brings me no pleasure to report this but it may be coming home

lmao any real news organization would have followed up and asked about the ring boys in wwf

why is moving the worst guys

don’t really watch wrestling anymore but seeing the news that baron corbin has returned

the nba is just not real life sometimes

we’re homeowners!

🎶closing day it’s time to sign the papers and move into our new home🎶

guys i’m gonna be a homeowner tomorrow

hearing he’ll miss fast money with a bad back

make austin jonestown already #maja

voice note from Josh Harris? Yeah were cooked gang

lmao at a bar near our new house and i heard the fireworks for that homer before it hit my apple sports

@samreich.bsky.social try negging the Emmy voters next year

lmao looking through the final mortgage info and our last payment is August 1st 2056… that’s not a real date

sixers might as well call melo too

real football starts in a month

send poch to milan or whatever the fuck team he was talking to before the tournament

E

dest out here foul baiting like he’s SGA

whatever wake me up when europe wins a super bowl

i work in ky and I’m really hoping i get a day off from that stupid nazi turtle croaking it’s the literal least he could do

John Oliver gets his wish of getting slapped on a soap 😆 #GH

troubling ........ not content to simply get Folarin Balogun back from his red card suspension, the FOX desk is talking about how the USA playing in Seattle will provide them a "12th man" in tonight's game tonight. this of course would be a massive breach of FIFA rules and regulations

if i had to hear it’s coming home after my country lost like that i’d probably m*rd*r an Englishman

what England is dealing with rn