Looks like the deeply flawed NY Dems have had a shakeup

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

lollllll -- Ossoff proposes a motion that would ban senators from trading stocks and crypto, prompting Sen. Lummis (who loves crypto) to immediately object

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

RESULT: Republicans choose Dan Cox, a MAGA candidate who got demolished by Wes More in the 2022 governor's race in Maryland, to face Moore again in November. Moore won't be upset about that, though he'd have been heavily favored regardless.

Watch Tesla self-driving v14.3.4 try to drive through a red light at an intersection, forcing the driver to disengage! A decade of development and Elon Musk’s defective self-driving software is still running red lights. FSD should be banned.

As long as we throw enough of the motherfuckers in prison, there will be positive change Any/every instance of accountability advances this project, and I really think in the immediate aftermath is almost essential to any healing

5 million Americans lost their healthcare because of Donald Trump. Meanwhile, he's turning the Reflecting Pool green.

GOP is softer than Charmin

Lol. Lmao, even

also lol at everyone else in the comments here trying to teach OP how to channel his antisemitism into comments they’ll agree with. stop courting this gutter antisemite you idiots

INB4 the fencing prevents the people who need to fix the algae problem from getting in there too Bonus points if one of the Keystone Cops out there arrests one for trying to do his or her job The only answers the GOP has is to try to kill things, put up walls, and of course do sex crimes

One of my "favorite" dumb Musk things is his deeply held belief that other people aren't real. One of his first moves after taking over Twitter was to try to fire "ghost employees," of which he thought they were many. He's a murderous bigot but he also thinks Fake People are robbing him blind.

Whenever I hear someone claiming that USAID was evil from a leftist perspective, I hear someone saying “yes, millions ARE dying because Musk and Trump killed USAID, but at least they’ll die free of American imperialism.” Notably it is never the people saying this who are dying.

this is Indigenous erasure. there's a Babylonian Talmud. Jews were exiled by Nebuchadnezzar II after he conquered the Kingdom of Judea & deported them to Mesopotamia. why? bc a Jewish kingdom existed in the 6th ce BCE over 1000yrs before Islam's prophet was born, in the 6th century CE.

Just the saddest, wettest boy to ever hold the office

in 1936, the nazis published a children's book called "Trust No Fox on his Green Heath & No Jew on his Oath!" it served as a tool of exclusion & bullying & paved the way for the systemic dehumanization that led to the Holocaust y'all are playing w/evil holocaustcenter.org/wp-content/u...

it's the normalization of dehumanizing acts. weak minded people feed off the pathology bc it gives them a place to abuse their rage out. & that stuff can be addictive to people that don't know about ethics or empathy. that's why dictators & awful evil people love populism.

the reflecting pool drama is really just another very public thing done wrong with clear reasons for failing (no bid project from Great Value Paul Bearer/Gomez Addams) and the administration can only convince the absolute dumbest morons that its anything other than gross incompetence

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Mowgli looking Very Serious

Any other country would love to have pieces of the Judaean Desert scrolls, the oldest extant copies of the books of the Tanakh, but they are in Jerusalem because that's where indigenous artifacts belong.

Deeply hilarious that you can get the 9 seed and have the same odds as the worst record in basketball Honestly they should've cut bait on the bottom two, made the lottery the top 14, and spread that 5.4% evenly among the rest But more honestly this new scheme dumb as hell and will likely not work

Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by 2.8 million

Indistinguishable from Russian propaganda leading up to the invasion of Ukraine in 2022 Fox News is a hive of scum and villainy

Their oil reserves are mostly offshore, but he is the Stupidest, Most Rapey President ever and he must remind us of this on a daily, near hourly, basis

we guessed as much. and also, fck that court & fck Roberts. he & the other conservative justices should be admonished, mocked, & rejected w/in American life. they shouldn't be able to sit down at a restaurant or get their hair cut in peace without being called out for eating the Constitution

Jasmine Crockett is driving white leftists insane cause she won't play their game.

Goddamned Fascists

i think it is great that conservative students functionally work as a volunteer stasi for republican politicians and conservative media

Hilarious and PREDICTABLE Antisemitic piece of shit doesn't like paying taxes but loves donating money (that they are stealing from all of us through tax evasion) to a guy with a Nazi tattoo

The Democratic Party has a policy on immigration that is further to the Left of any major center-Left party in Europe Sweden is doing Oops All Ethnocentrism again, and the most diverse European nation would be a below-average diverse US state But sure, Europe, lecture on what centrism is and isn't

Just so we are all clear: DSA also explicitly supports the dismantling of USAID, which will lead to ~9,000,000 dead Black and Brown people by 2030, and by all accounts has already led to 750,000+ deaths of Black and Brown people DSA is trash. It has no moral spine, and actively sides with evil

russia absolutely without a doubt invaded Ukraine & she defends herself from Ukrainian erasure by Russia. but DSA wants to play the American puritanical judge & jury from their wht privileged af spots in the richest city in the world, PER USUAL

when we talk about misogyny & racism on the left, it's not bc its new. the provenance of socialism in Europe & the US are rooted in historical contexts in which wht progress was made at the expense of nonwht communities & nonwht women. www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hist...

On this day in 1892, a Czech Jewish man was born. On the 10 Oct 1943 he perished in Auschwitz. His name was Rudolf Karpeles Please support @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social

Now why would they do that if the Strait is open

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GOP SCOTUS majority is an actively evil group of people, who pursue evil ends (permanent white power enshrined by racially discrimination) through evil means (shredding the Constitution) They are personally depraved, and have done monumental, generational damage to their profession and our society

Storytime for Chicago library kids with LeVar Burton at the grand opening of the Obama Presidential Library 🤯✨📚 @obamafoundation.bsky.social

pay attention to what's happening in El Obeid. there's been a build up of RSF around the city over the last few days & the humanitarian crisis is already untenable. the US & UN have indicated mass atrocities imminent. drinking water supplies have been cut in the city sudantribune.com/article/315395

like, not even kidding, orgs are ringing alarm bells & begging the world to pay attention & stop whatever is about to happen in El Obeid, Sudan. www.trtafrika.com/english/arti...

antisemites always call Jews "filth" to dehumanize us. cleanliness & hygiene, such as ritual washing & bathing are built into our faith & daily life. kashrut, dietary laws, outline sanitation & prohibitions, such as blood & carrion & weaponizing the triangle worn by Holocaust victims is wretched

i hope everyone screaming about human rights & genocide is paying attention, bc this levels direct evidence & testimony against the UK, Ethiopia, AND the UAE in regards to the seizing of El Fasher last year & the genocidal massacre that occurred there. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

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Coworker: testing is SUPER IMPORTANT Also Coworker: here is a test patient for OBGYN workup Me: ...who is supposed to be 8 months pregnant and have a C-section? Do many 65 year old men fit that bill? Coworker: *whistles aimlessly* Me: ...hello? Coworker: I am very smart. Testing! Me: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

i know i know but in todays political climate no other president would be able to even joke about not knowing what they were signing without getting fuckin pilloried and for this fuck it is just another oh lets just humor him monday