Just as a player, too. I think he's criminally underrated both as a game analyst and as a talk show host, even if the latter genre isn't for me.

UPDATE #1: My wife and the 16 y/o are going to come and walk it too!! 🏃‍♂️❤️

This guy here is dead 👇

Oops...looks like "Eagles Autism Challenge Weekend" = the graduation weekend of a certain university at which I may or not be employed and manage a graduation venue, SOOO...❌ But registration for Phillies 5k opens tomorrow! We'll get that knocked out right away.

They're gonna cut Kyler loose too and eventually it'll just be Trey McBride wandering the Arizona practice facility like Cillian Murphy at the beginning of 28 Days Later

It’s ok to be frustrated with the Eagles but every once in a while somebody like Mark Davis says/does something like this and just…thank jeebus for Jeff Lurie.

The US lost their drug money faucet in Afghanistan and wants to turn it on in Latin America.

Races I’m hoping to run this year: -Phillies Charities 5k (March) -BSR26 (Lottery dependent, May) -Eagles Autism Challenge (also May) -Media 5 miler (June) -Blobfest 10k in Phoenixville (July) -Delco 10 miler (September)

god is punishing western penn for john fetterman

Keelee Ringo plays football like somebody had to roughly summarize the rules and objective of the game for him while he was getting suited up.

Oh man, Tanahashi’s face during the final bell salute got me. Neither guy was ever really my cup of tea but him and Cena retiring so closely together feels like a big change. ありがとう、エース

Apropos of the picture I posted earlier, I’m apparently a plum pit at the center of a piece of seeded li hing mui handed (maybe a little negligently?) to a toddler.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Gotta love that even shadow-of-himself Jo is still a listed leaseholder on KAT.

Every once in a while it occurs to me that Shelton Benjamin is like 11 months younger than me and my brain glitches incoherently for a good 15 seconds.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.

Got a lot of questions last week from folks about what i do and don’t remember when they found out I’d grown up on the island - I only have a handful of vague visual memories, but this? THIS I remember. Seeded li hing mui FTW. Brought a whole bag home with me in my luggage. IYKYK.

Today's the anniversary of one of the darkest days in our firm's glorious history, when a PCP dealer and a con artist (via an early DEI initiative) defrauded the market and tried to bring us to our knees. Thanks to our derring-do and support from the Zamundan Sovereign Wealth Fund, we came back. 1/2

It was a good vacation but I’m honestly not sure this isn’t better.

Artist sketch of the crew:

Everybody should have a couple of super obscure sports that they think they’ll enjoy ready to go for when the giant gambling scandals destroy all of the major professional and collegiate organizations in the next decade.

That's about as filthy as it gets

Over and Over: Crimson and Clover

My extraordinary friend runs a theater company in Philly and she just turned down a significant funding source so as not to kowtow to the NEAs new ideological purity bullshit. Link in the video’s description if you’re interested/able to support.

On New Years Day, an excellent, poignant piece from @gxjones.bsky.social former Sixer Mike Gminski, now five years sober.

There was a period in my life when I was much larger and had some incredibly unhealthy eating habits, weighing 320+ and regularly binge eating. I can’t recall a single occasion in which I ate three McD’s sandwiches and fries in a sitting. And I was in my 20s.

Happy New Year, wonderful weird internet friends.

Wow, who could have possibly imagined that the American conservative movement would turn out to be the exact type of tyrants they've been insisting we should shoot.

the racism coming from the entire conservative movement targeting the somali community is so goddam disgusting and its just being completely ignored

Home. (Full disclosure - I got the biggest, loudest sigh EVER right in my ear when I first snuggled in just now. She's glad we're home but we're a lot.)

Crazytown. The final break that springs him is just him running through a not particularly well wrapped tackle, but the first two moves are near Barry Sanders-level juju.

34 and 12 with ZERO turnovers. Sheesh, Tyrese!

VJ STANDS FOR VICTORY JUMPER

I'm following the Sixers game on the plane from Maui to LAX and friends I have absolutely no idea what time it is there. Are they in Memphis? What fucking time zone is Memphis in? WHAT TIME ZONE AM I IN?!?

If you never saw Vader before the fed and Shawn Michaels killed the character's mystique you really missed out. Absolutely terrifying.

Chip Kelly: Offensive Coordinator at a school better known for its theater program than its football team.

I feel like I can only properly remember Dick Ruthven with an alarmingly large wad of chew on one side. I feel like he had it in for every single baseball card photo (or at least all the ones I had as a kid).

Sunset at white hill in Haleakalā National Park yesterday. (Multiple additional “Go Birds” on my way to the summit while basking in the afterglow of that ridiculous win)

*actively dying* never a doubt, go birds

At least Buffalo is also playing like they’re not timing the game today.

This is correct.

Our bus driver is Garrison Keilloring about Hawaiian politics the entire way up this mountain and I am HERE FOR IT!

Or you could just reinforce my desire to Amontillado Siriani and Patullo in the basement of the Linc and settle for a field goal. Whatever. 🤬

Alright, gotta leave for sunset at Haleakala at halftime, so a 17-0 cushion would be much appreciated please.

Eagles Secondary

Dallas Goedert with what feels like his 472nd TD this season.

NOW GO!!!! Why don’t we ever go into tempo after making a play like that?!?!!

Go Birds.