A brief moment of detente between these two dopes who usually live to annoy each other into perpetual violence.

He should call it And Another Thing

See? The belligerent sandwich capital of the world.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

If you no longer feel safe in DC you’re always welcome here in Philadelphia, the universe’s hub of belligerent sandwich culture.

I can immediately think of about 275-300 of dead weight we can toss over the side to get started.

There’s never been a picture more definitely calling for the Curb theme than this one.

zohran: i will cherish & protect nyc’s jewish community & prioritize their safety but i won’t abide israel’s treatment of palestinians jewish orgs: 😡 trump: jews are stupid ungrateful idiots who owe me for giving bibi cart blanche & persecuting palestine supporters, also i ❤️ nazis jewish orgs: 😍

Sean’s the secretary of transportation and he’s still too stupid to recognize a bus when he’s getting thrown under it.

Those of who in that dark gray “prefer not to say” stripe (which is OF COURSE much larger in the men’s column) should know that answer is just a little off-putting.

FUN FACT: In 1998 alone, confirmed NYC subway commuter John Olerud posted a 7.6 WAR, more than double the total of John Rocker's entire career.

The ADL has decided to treat fascists as allies and progressives as enemies. For a group that is tasked with protecting American Jews, that is a world historic fuck up. I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.

Mamdani has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing and just explain that he's politely declining even hypothetical campaign donations from friends of Jeff Epstein's.

This is a fun preview of a thing I had no idea even existed, and I definitely just a) checked Sam's bio to see if he makes a joke about being related and b) started following because he does.

Who?

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!

If Joel cannot understand that his best role offensively on this team is initiator and distributor for others and not as a self-shot creator, then there’s no reason to save his minutes for late game situations. He’s not quick enough to play Hero ball anymore, so if he’s not passing he’s sitting.

A truly detestable loss for the Sixers, who led by as many as 24 and only trailed for the final 3.2 seconds of the game. The Sixers' last made shot of the game came at the 6:26 mark of the fourth quarter. Quentin Grimes had a wide open three for the win and missed. Story coming.

Aaaand right back home to familiar territory. That was a fun few minutes of happiness, everybody. Nice working with y’all.

It's also a referendum on an establishment funneling money to maintain a status quo we want NO fucking part of. We're done.

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

Very fucking much so.

Bill Ackman in particular should take care to be sure the Tappan Zee doesn’t hit him in the ass on his way back to Connecticut.

The Sixers are an offensive juggernaut, Howie got fun new pieces and everything Jeff Yass touches in PA politics turns to shit.

BREAKING: Pennsylvania voters approve to retain three state Supreme Court justices, NBC News projects, preserving Democrats’ 5-2 majority on the state’s high court.

Oof. Never change, Jerry. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Boy Mamdani's race is really a vivid reminder that anti-Islamic bigotry is 100% accepted in US public discourse. People don't even bother dog whistling, it's just right out in the open.

He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now

It will be very funny if nobody gets banned for insulting one of the main architects of modern conservatism when dozens of people did for defaming America's 38th most popular podcaster. It'll really show where postmodern conservatism is at as a movement.

Huh. Anyway…

Jonathan Gannon’s going to wind up in WITSEC before all is said and done

Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.

I think we should let the tree have another shot at it.

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

Phillips looked like a world beater for the first half of Vic’s season in Miami and then blew out his Achilles. He’s coming up on two years post injury so this seems like a solid dart throw, although I’d like maybe one non-broken piece?

It’s me and literally everyone who saw the play and Jayden’s reaction to it. We’re sources.

To be fair, they are delicious rice balls.

I see you running that Temu Philly Special Ben Johnson.

So Ohtani starts GM 7 and even though at some point it’s likely he’ll come out as the pitcher, he’ll still be allowed to stay in the game and continue to be the DH. They could even hit for him if he was having a bad night at the plate and let him keep pitching. I find this genuinely confusing.

If we’re banning stuff the refs suck at let’s start with roughing the passer penalties, intentional grounding and the stupid-ass rules for what is and isn’t a motherfucking catch first, please.

It’s all fun and games until you answer the door and get green misted by a tiny Mutoh.

The bumblebee got fully licensed yesterday and drove herself to school this morning. I am not ok.

it's cool how America's entire political apparatus genuflects to a pudding brained buffoon with the same approval rating as botulism

I was at Metallica at the Linc this past Memorial Day and quite literally bumped into Pierre Robert before the show. I got to say hello and shake his hand and for that I will be eternally grateful. RIP.

I love that I was so busy counting steps it took me three views to also notice the GIGANTIC FOREARM SHIVER he throws into KAT right before he takes off. Everybody out here calling the tush push a "rugby play" ought to take a look at this.

Happy Harry Day to all those who celebrate. #HighHopes

it's curious how our consolidated corporate media and brunchlord pundit class' only consistent solution for Democrats' problems is to be more right wing funny how that works