surprised it took america this long to do this

culvers is where you go when you dont feel like you deserve checkers

sources say @katmabu.bsky.social is suffering from iodine poisoning

im sorry "look at this ELITE individual eating *shrimp* ... from CULVERS" is so funny

congratulations to whatever 20-something is getting six-figures from @thirdway.bsky.social for these posts, I hope you find what you are looking for

put this dipshit in the contraption

mods asleep post Kasey Keller with hair

the new york state democratic party

this mf never seen a bimodal distribution

I love when Claude is like "that will take 3-4 weeks" my dude this will take you 15 minutes tops

Political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi-Ronaldo preference. Authoritarians who like short-form video are more likely to think Ronaldo is the GOAT.

(nick mullen shao kahn voice) your queer museum … is chinese

went long on The Cold Vein on its 25th anniversary life's ill

"when you want someone to text your constituents about some irrelevant shit two years after your election, you better not come to us"

i get it, dude knows hes losing his “most racist twink” crown to nick fuentes

wonder how local dems are gonna handle complete youth GOTV capture by the DSA

mk2 reflecting pool

there is literally nothing anyone can do that deserves 100 years in prison

welcome to new york city julius randle

matt rogers needs to do some damn overhead presses

yeah man you ever notice how black ppl drive their cars like this but white ppl drive their cars … like this and women be shopping!!!

"My dream is that New Yorkers start talking about arts and culture the same way they're talking about potholes being filled," she said. "That is the kind of equity lens, too, that's important for us to take when we think about art as an infrastructural investment."

this is 100x more valid than asking for rent money on bsky

this post is driving ppl insane lol

on minute 90 of tryna get home from the beach feelin like the reverse warriors

lollll

thinkin about Wojtek, the bear who was in the polish army en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek?...

face down ass up that’s how i like to look under furniture for my wallet

i keep going back to tim walz republicans do not have a monopoly on knowing ball and the dems are fucking stupid for not leaning into it

there is something here about this v. that stupid atlantic article about how talarico should call arch manning gay

lol the nypd has multiple marching bands

“how are we going to pay for it” is always a lie pt. 264748

TEMECULA

im friends w the person who came up with “international house of burgers” and i never let them forget it

sorry researchers i have given this tendency a different name: number poisoned

this system where every single article is behind a paywall is just not sustainable

scottish pitcher throws nae-hitter

emily rajatkowski's mom out here writing Jewish Currents articles www.amazon.com/Letters-My-F...

FDR is non-binary

Women Harvesting, by Paul Klee German, born Switzerland, 1879–1940 1937 More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/9553

One of my favorite Cabo Verde facts is that it has a genre of music that arose after an abandoned ship washed up in 1968, carrying hundreds of keyboards and synths

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mans lookin like hes allergic to everything he ever ate

dana white tryna teleport into The Institute