Accusing Kate of misogyny is certainly A Take.

@selv.bsky.social requests fish so here's a fusion squid and tuna on Mexican rice.

Honestly, the lad with the tangled sheet is the funniest bit

Welp!

You've never won a war unassisted unless it was against some tiny undefended third world nation like Grenada. The truth is, tactically and operationally, you suck NEARLY as bad as the Russians.

Nationalities of persons apprehended by British forces during the seige of Sarajevo remain restricted information under Section 2 of the Official Secrets Act but I encourage you to follow this foreign reporting closely.

"Why we should welcome Tommy Robinson’s acquittal "The Terrorism Act 2000 has been used to justify excessive police power" thecritic.co.uk/why-we-shoul...

Women Advocating State Pension Inequality are back, everyone. Like literally demanding they get preferential treatment to men.

Handing all your tests off to CHATGPT can only end well.

My GPU ist kaput. Obviously it couldn't be a cheap part, that would be crazy talk. Will probably wait until the 28th for the sales.

Celebrity traitor.

Absolute fucking idiots.

Largely the world has been looking away from Sudan’s genocide. Countless dead in a brutal war waged on civilians, barely seen on our screens and without any public outcry or protest.

Any chance of a seafood dinner recipe, any style, not too spicy, difficulty level high? Thx

Reminder: you too can learn how to make this dashi or the gyoza or the sweet chilli chicken noodles for a mere £5 to the RNLI

Military service is hereditary

The Shirley Bassey Show (10th November 1979). Les Dawson gives some of his favourite jokes another airing whilst Shirley attempts (and fails) to keep a straight face.

Most of the rain on Western hills you say

Was Panorama even broadcast in the USA?

⚡️‘Destroying our memory’ YouTube wipes Ukrainian memorial channel, erasing stories of the fallen

Fun sponge. Also a lot of you should be properly embarrassed that you care more about pets than about kids.

Can't see Niggle condemning his fat orange mate, his Russian handlers wouldn't like it.

The line that got me - to my endless relief - excused from have to talk to my ma's UKIP mates was "how can you say you love this country when you clearly hate everything about it?"

Hi guys - I have a couple of hotels.com gift vouchers I have no use for, which I’d be happy to pass on for less than face value, if interested. One is for £500 and the other is for £100

Remember when they used to ban hackers from touching a computer for five years or whatever? Under my glorious reign it'll be crazy people and phones except permanent.

Just somebody get a restraining order to stop this mental nazi going anywhere near the Cenotaph. I'm openly begging now.

It's probably mostly Russians though

If I go to the shops now I can save 50p on parking because it is absolutely shitting it down again and the traffic wardens will be hiding in the dry #MrBrightSide

Guess which way the wind's blowing that angry bastard

Well, that should speed up my Bluesky reading experience

Barely more than a week ago The Times published an interview with the wrong Bill De Blasio slagging off Mamdani. It is about a serious error as one can get. The editor of The Times has not resigned and there isn't a campaign for him to do so.

24hr rolling news created Farage. The empty desperation to fill those endless hours with news, some news, any news

This is blocked for UK readers because *gestures at British government*. You can read it using the Tor browser. No need for a VPN.

Got the byline fucking times in my timeline again

People : Rich you should absolutely listen to $some_band, they are the future of music My brain: youtu.be/ClcwKgxu2wk?...

Marvellous

I see the cousins are pretending to be religious again

people who are interested in politics at the age of 20 should be black listed and banned from every party. It’s not healthy. You are only allowed to be regretfully paying attention to politics once you hit your thirties and realise the government has been screwing up for your entire adult life.

just pleasantly reminded myself of one of the greatest bands ever youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?...

My biggest musical blindspot is hype. I deliberately avoided the Arctic Monkeys for YEARS because of it and,well, I missed out. I was also embarrassingly late to Queens of the Stone Age for the same reason. Just naturally stubborn and contrary.

still happy to do this, folks

I'll take that.

Ended well although personally if I were the creature I'd have killed everyone to ensure my future privacy

Right now if the BBC announced Alex Jones as the next DG, I'd have no idea which one.

Not sure that anyone's surprised to find that Allison Pearson is a mad liar

Goes on a bit this, dunnit

One day I'd quite like to see Charles Dance cast as something other than a dreadful old tyrant #Frankenstein

🚨BREAKING🚨 Tim Davie and Deborah Furness to replace Tess Daley and Claudia Winkelman as hosts of Strictly

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