Absolute fucking idiots.

Largely the world has been looking away from Sudan’s genocide. Countless dead in a brutal war waged on civilians, barely seen on our screens and without any public outcry or protest.

Any chance of a seafood dinner recipe, any style, not too spicy, difficulty level high? Thx

Reminder: you too can learn how to make this dashi or the gyoza or the sweet chilli chicken noodles for a mere £5 to the RNLI

Military service is hereditary

The Shirley Bassey Show (10th November 1979). Les Dawson gives some of his favourite jokes another airing whilst Shirley attempts (and fails) to keep a straight face.

Most of the rain on Western hills you say

Was Panorama even broadcast in the USA?

⚡️‘Destroying our memory’ YouTube wipes Ukrainian memorial channel, erasing stories of the fallen

Fun sponge. Also a lot of you should be properly embarrassed that you care more about pets than about kids.

Can't see Niggle condemning his fat orange mate, his Russian handlers wouldn't like it.

The line that got me - to my endless relief - excused from have to talk to my ma's UKIP mates was "how can you say you love this country when you clearly hate everything about it?"

Hi guys - I have a couple of hotels.com gift vouchers I have no use for, which I’d be happy to pass on for less than face value, if interested. One is for £500 and the other is for £100

Remember when they used to ban hackers from touching a computer for five years or whatever? Under my glorious reign it'll be crazy people and phones except permanent.

Just somebody get a restraining order to stop this mental nazi going anywhere near the Cenotaph. I'm openly begging now.

It's probably mostly Russians though

If I go to the shops now I can save 50p on parking because it is absolutely shitting it down again and the traffic wardens will be hiding in the dry #MrBrightSide

Guess which way the wind's blowing that angry bastard

Well, that should speed up my Bluesky reading experience

Barely more than a week ago The Times published an interview with the wrong Bill De Blasio slagging off Mamdani. It is about a serious error as one can get. The editor of The Times has not resigned and there isn't a campaign for him to do so.

24hr rolling news created Farage. The empty desperation to fill those endless hours with news, some news, any news

This is blocked for UK readers because *gestures at British government*. You can read it using the Tor browser. No need for a VPN.

Got the byline fucking times in my timeline again

People : Rich you should absolutely listen to $some_band, they are the future of music My brain: youtu.be/ClcwKgxu2wk?...

Marvellous

I see the cousins are pretending to be religious again

people who are interested in politics at the age of 20 should be black listed and banned from every party. It’s not healthy. You are only allowed to be regretfully paying attention to politics once you hit your thirties and realise the government has been screwing up for your entire adult life.

just pleasantly reminded myself of one of the greatest bands ever youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?...

My biggest musical blindspot is hype. I deliberately avoided the Arctic Monkeys for YEARS because of it and,well, I missed out. I was also embarrassingly late to Queens of the Stone Age for the same reason. Just naturally stubborn and contrary.

still happy to do this, folks

I'll take that.

Ended well although personally if I were the creature I'd have killed everyone to ensure my future privacy

Right now if the BBC announced Alex Jones as the next DG, I'd have no idea which one.

Not sure that anyone's surprised to find that Allison Pearson is a mad liar

Goes on a bit this, dunnit

One day I'd quite like to see Charles Dance cast as something other than a dreadful old tyrant #Frankenstein

🚨BREAKING🚨 Tim Davie and Deborah Furness to replace Tess Daley and Claudia Winkelman as hosts of Strictly

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Just in case @actualpengy.bsky.social is still feeling fighty about chips. These are cut from Vivaldi potatos, blanched, brined for 24 hours, hot oil blanched at 160°c, rolled in potato flour, frozen and then cooked at 180°C for eight minutes.

BBC News 24 was a terrible idea. It led to endless hours of nonsense to fill the airwaves and a descent into clickbait.

Just scrap BBC News 24 or whatever they call it now, restore the World Service COMPLETELY - we have lost way too much soft power - and allow anyone anywhere in the world to buy a TV License which allows them complete access to iPlayer for a year. And that also solves the financial constraints.

oh no, Tim Davie is resigning, oh no that's terrible, quite fancy a fish finger sandwich

My views on accessibility are probably Bad Wrongthink these days but I reckon if it's a public service that everyone uses like buses or post offices, it must happen regardless of cost but if a private business is willing to forgo disabled customers, that's their problem.

The heating is off but the fire is lit so I'm uncertain of my place on Soft Southern Ponce scale

Now feel like a hypocrite for making a #hypnotits joke about topless Putin and his pecs when mine are considerably larger.

Walked four miles and took four photos at NEC classic car show.

My favourite thing about Rumours is that everyone was cheating on everyone with everyone except Mick who was completely oblivious until he saw everyone else's contributions to that TV documentary. Bless him.

New pub insult just dropped

My phone has decided all by itself to do another stupid video.