This is almost as bad as this season’s Championship playoff final. #UTB

Haha! Couldn’t happen to a bigger twat. ♦️

This final could have been an email

I’m so angry, I’m crying.

HYDRATION BREAK

Hydration Break x

No way they’re getting the Malvinas back based on this showing.

Hydration break

Oh man. I had the best HYDRATION BREAK pic, and didn't use it.

This one never gets old

Kodak EC35 is a dirt-cheap point-and-shoot film camera

Wow! Celebrities are in full display at today's World Cup Finals! Including billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne and his friend, Alfred Pennyworth. I hope nothing bad happens... - Batman #275, May 1976

World Cup Half Time Entertainment?

He made it

Why the hell not?

People who think British food is bad are clearly unaware of the existence of M&S food. I mean, come on!

THE GREATEST HYDRATION BREAK EVER #WCfinal #SpaArg

Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 23% (-1) LAB: 22% (+3) CON: 20% (+2) GRN: 14% (-2) LDM: 11% (-1) SNP: 3% (=) Via @opiniumresearch.bsky.social, 15-17 Jul. Changes w/ 7-10 Jul.

Mon then you North Gibraltarian’s, intae these West Falkland’s fannies. Nae quarter..

"We're here to test our newest generative AI model where-"

Fixed it.

I preferred Roy Keane with his beard.

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x

Badenoch just said, on national TV, that UK's carbon emissions have gone up "in total" because of the 2008 Climate Change Act. They have, in fact, declined by more than half. Did #Kuenssberg break in to point this basic fact out? Of course not

I'm worried that Andy Burnham isn't serious (FREE TO READ!) takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/is-andy-bu...

Quarter million a year

I would also add that this is not dissimilar to the Teeside inquiry Gove commissioned, which basically concludes the whole thing is an indefensible mess of bad governance, unfair contracts, and naked profiteering, but stops short of saying anyone was responsible.

I think this is one of those things where it does come down to how narrowly you define corruption, because the Module 5 report concludes that suppliers close to the government received favourable treatment and the whole system was unfair, but that it didn't corrupt "final procurement decisions."

Fun to see Boris Johnson back amusing the Sunday news lads as if he was a fun cheeky scamp once more, and not as a disastrously idiotic and corrupt liar who appears to have resisted public health measures during a deadly global pandemic, to protect the Telegraph owners’ property empire.

There can’t be punishment or accountability for this stuff because, for real: once you start investigating the Conservative Party for malfeasance and corruption, then where does it end? We end up having to ask why there’s so much politics in our corruption, theft and influence-peddling system.

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NEW: Who funds Nigel Farage? And why has it taken till now for any journalistic scrutiny? @carolecadwalla.bsky.social who has tracked him for a decade exposes how the UK press & regulators looked the other way 🧵👇

My proposed minister for AI.

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“In the six weeks between the snap election being called and polling day on July 4, 2024, (retired stylist) Fiona Cottrell apparently gave more than 35 per cent of all funding to Reform UK, either directly or indirectly.” www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

He should put some jam on his shoes and invite his trousers down for tea.

Arrested at the UK's behest so they can face justice for a bunch of serious sex crimes allegations there. apnews.com/article/tate...

Thank you for spreading the word! There's a sample of the first chapter here in case anyone would like a read: www.tom-cox.com/one-week/

By posting this a few times here I've singlehandedly revived a book that was at one point dead due to my ex-publishers collapsing, not paying me for it and taking it out of print. People who read it often love it. People who don't read it sometimes get irritated. The latter is not my concern.

"Emma Grede," huh? The way I name and write villains is VASTLY too subtle and tasteful for 2026.

One of many DK cartoons.

Andrew Tate is now facing charges involving child sexual abuse material.

Mamdani left soccer field lights on all night…..the lights usually go off at 10pm. They set a camera up and guess what they saw?? Residents playing soccer with their friends ALL NIGHT. One man said how much he loved it because his friends work late and can’t get to the field before 10pm.

This summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City.

This was the scene at Calvert Vaux Park in Gravesend, Brooklyn Tuesday night.

🪩 Last night, drone sanctions put on an orange and blue disco light show in Mikhailovsk, Stavropol Krai. Oil depots and high-voltage power transformers have now left the chat.📵 Every day, the Russian fuel crisis gets worse. The road to victory is lit with oil lamps.🔥

Columbia River Castlegar, BC 🇨🇦

Today may be the 90th anniversary of the Wienermobile. According to some unreliable sources (and the semi-reliable HuffPo), the first one rolled off the production line at the General Body Assembly plant in Chicago on 18 July 1936 🧵 www.huffpost.com/entry/my-rid...

After this, Argentina-Spain will be 0-0 after 120 minutes then penalties.