Someone’s started on the Christmas booze.

This hasn’t made me reappraise Die Hard, but maybe The Long Kiss Goodnight is a bit too much.

Very Third Man in Vienna this morning.

Guiness for all tonight.

I’d like see these in Vienna just to see a friend’s Labrador absolutely destroy it to get whatever’s inside.

Should I Google Bonnie Blue? The name feels like a giveaway but you never know these days.

Is this actually good advice?

Me when US officials ask for 5 years of my social media history

Further adventures in German.

Has there been anything recently that industry has tried to shove down our throats in the same way as AI, that the public kept routinely rejecting? Or is it only my bubble that is rejecting it?

A European woman.

The boyfriend is really punching above his weight. Well done him.

You will be visited by three spirits.

This is a lovely piece. I spent a lot of time in Mike Lloyd Music. A fantastic record shop.

Wonderful short thread. And hilarious.

I‘m watching BBC news at Six. The Mo Salah/ Liverpool spat is a bigger news story than UK naval security. Astonishing.

Can someone bring me a glass of wine please? I’m stuck.

Belgian #F1 fans must be irked. Neither Verstappen or Norris drive under the Belgian flag. 5 WDC’s in 5 years. Well played Lando. Great stuff.

Make them bat again. That’ll show ‘em.

England being an absolute shit show in The Ashes, Stoke 3-0 down before half time. Hopefully Norris can salvage something this weekend in Abu Dhabi tomorrow.

A gift from a friend. Apparently it shouldn’t touch our skin.

So Smith is in for his batting? #ashes

Merry Christmas everyone.

Tweeking the grind size for my espresso has improved it no end.

“Richard Burton‘s opening monologue ends with “…slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.” Then…”

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

Can Kevin Hart just stand next to Shaquille O‘Neal for the whole thing.

Damn it!

Infantino is Like a teacher at a nativity play. This World Cup draw is going to be long.

I had pancake with custard for the first time today. Very nice. Highly recommended.

If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity

When did TMS decide we need a constant stream of pointless stats? #ashes #theashes

JFC. #theashes #ashes

And if they did he’d criticise them for that.

Radio still works.

I hope it’s on YouTube, if it’s on YouTube I’ll definitely watch. Maybe with sound off.

Insert a movie into another movie: Remains of the Independence Day The Big Short Lebowski

Starc has got Brooks out 4 times in Ashes tests. These are the balls he did it with. #ashes #theashes

Vienna’s dog license is going from €72 to €120 a year. Annual travel card from €365 to €420. A BBQ place on the river €10 to €45. These prices have been frozen for a long time and people are irked. Weirdly I think the city council would be more popular if they had put prices up a bit every year.

My first time feeling Fremdschämen since I learned the word.

Just watched a delivery driver shove a whole doughnut into his mouth and before he’d finished shove another in. He closed hie eyes while he did it.

My 3 favourite economists are Kwasi Kwarteng, Del Boy and Mick Fleetwood.

Isn’t the bigger issue that they know these secrets?

People rally take Christmas Markets seriously!

I love having an Advent crown. They weren’t a thing until we moved here.

Scrolling Instagram I came across an account trying chips. I assume they do other things. £82 for chips. £82. It’s in Mayfair, their favourite place to hang out apparently. £82

I’m watching The Living Daylights. Dalton was a very angry Bond. The journey from Bratislava to Vienna is a lot prettier than the reality too.

Austria does the best drink for after a big night out.

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