What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

I love it when you can the trails from the planes as the sun sets.

Spring still here.

The absolute state of the union.

Sun: I’M BACK Fine layer of dust on everything: YO YO YO

*I don’t understand why people listen to music radio. Why let someone else choose what you listen to when there’s a good chance it will something you hate. Stream what you enjoy. *I realise this opinion is waaaayyyy out there.

I choose to believe this this is actually spring. Nothing foolish ever happens in Vienna. Please, no more winter.

Your outdated music references are strolling up that hill.

Short of a constant supply of Bergkäse there’s nothing Ron likes more than a good sunbathe.

5 authors by whom I've read at least 5 books: Lawrence Block Iain Banks Christopher Brookmyre Philip Kerr Jonathan Coe

This is a proper end of days score in the cricket. #t20worldcup

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Very, very glad I saved this today.

Well at least there’s beef pie for tea.

Drop a crush from your youth.

We’re off to Rome in a couple of weeks for Italy v England. We were hoping to see a team going for the 6 nations championship. We’ll probably see Italy beat England for the first time. What a shit show.

Vienna in the snow is truly magical.

I just heard someone describing The Americans fighting an Arctic war against Scandinavians as being like ‘a cold Vietnam.’

Fernando Alonso is cursed. It’s the only answer as why he always ends up in an absolute dog of a car.

My Mum sent me this. My mum has never before sent me anything like this.

Sometimes you really should do your own research.

Die Epstein-Causa findet kein Ende. Während Täter in den USA scheinbar keine Strafen fürchten müssen, funktioniert Europas Justiz noch einigermaßen.

Budgies out and about at the hairdresser.

Ron’s walk was certainly beautiful this morning.

Apparently not.

Andrew is eighth in line to the throne, but that’s prison toilets for you!

Well today on Bluesky has been epic. What else can they do to Andrew and how much fun will it be?

So at least 3% of the population need a hard drive check.

This makes it sounds like the child went to the right home but with the wrong nanny.

When you’ve got the middle seat on a Jet2 flight.

That’s enough winter now. TYVM.

Stop trying to normalise Hitler.

Very DOGE.

Replies to this make an ideal blocklist. They have no idea about what she thinks other than she didn’t like the way the Greens voted. Nothing. Good dose of ‘women know your place’ too.

Does Scotland need a new Saints Day?

He's sharing a cell with Andrew.

“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”

Anne checking out prisons for her brother is above and beyond.

Is this a Rest is Politics story or a Rest is Entertainment?

From Pizza Express to Midnight Express.

The former prince and former Duke of York formerly known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor will now be known as Drew Batten after HM withdrew Windsor. The King stands ready to withdraw further consonants if the situation requires.

Makes you proud to be British.

#TimelineCleanse @theswprincess.bsky.social THEN THE VET BROUGHT OUT THE SYRINGE... OH NO !!!

It’s nice when you can do something for nonces.

Is there another way of saying ‘forced sex’? Particularly when writing about 14 year old girls.

Why aren’t they in a gym?

German has some brutally literal words for certain anatomy. Watching Berlin Krank, very good BTW, and I've learned that German for cervix Muttermund.

Something something NATO membership, something something of no use to the USA.

Only Jif Lemon to be sold in the week leading up to Shrove Tuesday.

I can’t decide if Apple TV is astonished that TV is made languages other than English or that most of its subscribers will be.