Argentina.

Casual football fans watching Argentina.

This time, more than any other time!

Me at kick off / me at full time

People who think British food is bad are clearly unaware of the existence of M&S food. I mean, come on!

Jacques Villeneuve must have known he was going to interview the podium sitters today. Why is he dressed like a tramp? Why can men get away with this? #f1 #belgiangp

My proposed minister for AI.

What was in that warehouse?

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Choose your Burnham.

Next round of food wars is going to be fun.

Interview with a Vampire. I’m not sure why I didn’t leave.

Vienna’s finally got its storm so Ron is bravely hiding under the desk with Mrs B. Protected by her kaftan.

Vienna really needs a good storm. The weather is grim today.

Still, as our reward we get to play France.

Paella for everyone on Sunday.

Hydration Break.

Me when I've got £23.46 left to spend at the airport in foreign money

Isn’t he in his seventies?

I’m no legal expert, it just needs another glass of wine, but this seems like a brave headline if there’s nothing there.

It has been criticised by a bunch of online joyless scolds. That’s all.

Stokes to be announced as the next England coach at some weird point in the near future.

There’s cold pizza left! 🙏

They’re rowing home, they’re rowing home, they’re rowing Norway rowing home…..

At least 4 more days of posting a Rent Free gif on posts on Instagram from people pretending to make an original joke about why they won’t support England. Fun times.

Argentina have clearly told FIFA they want to play Norway.

So that was the worst game of football I think I‘ve ever seen. But I paid a 2€ deposit for 4 beer cups when we arrived but I took 7 back. So…

I’ve come to a pre season game between First Vienna and QPR. I am going to be high as a kite by half time.

WTF are Belgium wearing?

What’s the point of anything if you can’t enjoy a glass of wine on a terrace in France in July?

Is Fery still British now he’s lost?

Didn’t Tice go to Uppingham?

Is he in the pocket of big bins?

It’s really time to give Billie Jean King a special two week seat in The Royal Box.

An installation of all things. The Space Between by Michal Rovner. At The Whitney in NYC. These pictures don’t really do it justice. It was unexpectedly amazing.

I’m sorry AEG, I can’t bring myself to give a 5 star review to a replacement freezer drawer.

I wonder if Ticey will be as keen on a by-election ?

When you can’t spend it, gift it.

Ronaldo watching Messi help get his team through...

I wonder what Tom Ford thinks of Farage wearing his glasses?

Noncing features will remain free of charge.

Let's face it, win or lose Farage is going to the USA.

He’s going to The West End!

Watching Dan Burn in action last night.

When a fertility clinic loses power.

I can’t remember a time when I’ve gone from being a neutral, barely even thought about the game tbh, to virulently supporting one of the teams. Hopefully Belgium beat the cheating bastards. 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 🇧🇪

If Jimmy Hill was still alive…