6.45 under a clear blue sky, mornings getting lighter and all the lads are here, leaving the lapping rhythms of the water in their wake to lead me on my walk in to work.

Little Tommeh’s postcard from Spain to all who donated to his ISIS appeal

David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust costume from the V&A, and wear it down the bingo every Friday night.

I’ll tell you what should be banned; those beanie hats with the little nipple on top that look like the teat on a baby’s bottle. Ridiculous. You’re not a Smurf, Ngl.

*Travel Update* Nottingham Canal Lock 6 is closed for repairs. Please use alternative walkways for your journey home.

Obsessing on how Geese can fly so fast and honk so loud at the same time, must take so much effort and coordination? Imagine running that hard and constantly shouting in rhythm.. in case you were wondering what wakes me up at 2.30am Also, paging @mindlesmandles.bsky.social Bet you know this one!

Beautiful .

Toasted cheese and crispy chilli sandwiches. The Breville resembles an abbatoir, but so good.

French Dispatch. Trying to follow it but Netflix glitching every 5 minutes. Gahh. Still, Lea Seydoux tho..

‘Did you know Samantha Janus has changed her name? It’s true, she’s now Samantha Jarsehole.’

Hopes dashed once again. Looks like the vitamin D tablets are coming back out of the cupboard.

Floaty Boaty

Brighton fan in the crowd at Anfield showing true dedication to the cause

I kiss you.

That Sandro Tonali, he’s got a lovely head of hair, hasn’t he?

Taps aff Toon lads! More blubber than a whale cull 😳

So. what did you get for Valentine’s Day?

Good morning, and happy Saint Valentine’s Massacre day to all who celebrate

Not only being strong enough to deny City and VAR on his debut, Farai Hallam is proving to be a quality referee in each game I see him. No ego, no nonsense, keeps the game moving. Refreshing to see.

Seriously, he must have been one poorly baby.. @actualnames.bsky.social

Kevin youtu.be/KntqWGy7mG8?...

Roses are red, But Violets decayed

I could really do with a haircut but just remembered it’s Friday 13th.

Imagining curling but without the stone, like international floor polishing. Reckon it'd be a big hit.

Morning. It's Friday! xx

Paneer Tikka Masala if you’re asking, and yes, it was delicious.

Groundbreaking new platform Dune launches to monetise streaming in an equitable Way for artists and fans. John Robb interviews the founders and sees hope on the horizon... louderthanwar.com/dune-app/ via @louderthanwar

Love this from Susie Dent. "I love the old markers of time. To go with ‘fortnight’ (fourteen nights), English once had the lovely ‘sennight’ (seven nights) for a week, too. ‘Yestreen’ meant ‘last evening’, ‘ere-yesterday’ was the day before yesterday, and ‘overmorrow’ the day after tomorrow."

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And that’s me done for the week.

You know you can just make your own blue plaque and put it on your house? x

Pole position. #Oof

Thursday is my Friday, and the Friday mug is out..

sounds promising

Just got on the bus behind a true artist tidal.com/album/198347...

In other news, Ian Hunter announces comeback tour..

I se Sp*rs are looking for another new manager..

Good morning. The weather is bobbins, again, so please enjoy this scientific study on Bare Nosed Wombats cube-shaped bobbins.. www.science.org/content/arti...

🙏 youtu.be/pFptt7Cargc?...

Yes I’ve just eaten 3 custard donuts. What of it?

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Why are the snowboarders all wearing non-aero dynamic clothing? Is it to hide their swollen injected peni? Also commentators referring to grabbing a melon.. is that a Ladies only thing? I literally have N O. I D E A what’s going on here 🤷🏻‍♂️

Another day, another unknown rando block. I hadn’t realised you could block them back. This is a good game 🤺

Ha! British humour and everyday life! *orders headstone*

Not sure what all the fuss is about , but I wasn’t impressed with Bad Bunny at all last night. No songs or dancing, bit bleak if I’m honest..

Wotcher!

I loved this period, and especially this album. 54 tracks on this new edition and some real gems amongst them. tidal.com/album/492130...

Choose your Super Bowl warrior

When you missed that the packaging said not suitable for freezing, and you froze, then defrosted and are now cooking it.. will my, ahem, friend become poorly? It’s lamb kebab, apparently. 🥴