The Easter Bunny, Porto-style 🇵🇹

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Jealous of the astronauts going to the moon. Not because they get to go to the moon. Just because it must be nice to not be on earth.

HE IS RISEN

Flake advert

Christopher Walken and Shirley the Rottweiler www.tiktok.com/@moondawwg1/...

Hoping that the Ladies can lift this morning’s quarter-final hangover gloom with a win over Brighton and look forward to negotiating a semi.

Glorious sunshine but strong wind still, what to wear out? Hold on, I’ve got it..

Happy Chris Is Risen day to all who celebrate

Fair play Southampton, they deserved that, wanted it more, had a plan and frankly, Mikel underestimated them. No excuses, apart from Dowman, we were poor.

Toast Jesus died for somebody’s sins, But not mine. My sins, my own, they belong to me. Me.

This is good news. And great to see @hueymorgan.bsky.social back too.

Never buy supermarket flowers normally but thought I’d treat myself to a small bunch of Tulips. Eight and a half of your English pounds? No thanks, Saino’s, I’ll cut some of the neighbours when they’ve gone to bed.

I have misquoted this one badly several times over the years, great to see the original again

Too many pearlers to pick just one. Ah, the old days..

Week off from… NOW, lads. Friday mug pressed into service a day early. Thank you Jebus.

The ‘can you justs..’ always come thick and fast the day you’re due to break up for your holidays, don’t they? Just had to stop for my first coffee of the day, someone was in danger of losing a limb, or worse, here at work.

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See Charlie’s being properly prepped for his stateside jaunt.

Ha.. Yes, Queen! Fucking LOL !

April Fools this year is such a non-event because, at this point, I’ll believe anything. Nothing really surprises me anymore.

Easter ready. Fridge stocked up with these bad boys - cheddar shell surrounding soft brie and a tangy Branston pickle centre. Yum..

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9 hours sleep and woke up so wooden-headed I just turned down a free FatMacs breakfast. What was I thinking?

Christopher Walken’s birthday today, here’s a reminder of his character Nick’s doll from 1978’s The Deer Hunter.

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

while doing some research I came across the greatest headline I have ever read & I can’t believe I missed this in 2011

Apparently "frog in a pond" is a thing and I'm definitely here for it.

When you’re added to a list that you’re more than happy with..

Tuesday

Rocky. 25 ♥️

Going to bed at 9, waking up at half 2 and deciding to pick up a small rectangle with all the information in the world ever hasn’t proved to be my smartest choice lately. Tuesday then..

In my defence, it was cold..

I'd like to introduce you to Panulirus ornatus, the ornate rock lobster. They're native to the Indo-Pacific, with a large range centered on New Guinea & the Great Barrier Reef near Australia. They're a member of family Palinuridae, the spiny or rock lobsters. So why so colorful?

Keith Flint's dad has got some moves!

"Cocaine, Ted... Nightclub, Your... Underage, Wife's... TenYearsAgo, Dead."

Except it wasn’t.. Travel on well, lovely Glen.

Magnificent

4 days until a week off. Here we go, back on the chain gang..

Somebody posted this somewhere with the caption ‘Why does his bag look like Ringo?’ Lost the original post, so claim it for credit if it’s yours, and soz!

I am in bed at 9 or 10 o’clock. I no longer care which.

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Better call Paul..

R.E.S.P.B.S.T

To the tune of Girls on Film

Missed a bus, bought a lottery ticket, won £80. Form an orderly queue behind the velvet rope, Ladies..