🧵 These stories really are coming thick and fast at the moment🙄 Guess what? The Canadian school is NOT 'banning food at lunchtime' during Ramadan🤦‍♀️ Obviously... And if you BELIEVED it to be true, then you need to ask why you would choose to believe such an obviously ludicrous headline? 1/20

One for your blocking pleasure

Book launch day! “Your Data Will Be Used Against You: Policing in the Age of Self Surveillance” is out. Bluesky friends, I would be so grateful if you would buy a copy. And if you can’t afford it, could you at least share this announcement. Thank you. #BookSky politics-prose.com/search?q=You...

French General Yakovleff: “The U.S. asks us for help and wants us to share the cost of their fiascos. Joining Trump’s coalition today is like buying a ticket to dinner and dancing on the Titanic the evening after it hit the iceberg.”

Chanson pop folle française du jour #chansonfrançaise #michelpolnareff youtu.be/rvrHc7MdFwo?...

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Happy St. Patrick's Day, to those who celebrate.🍀 When I lived in Liverpool, I would take half a day off and get pissed, much like half of the city. I haven't done that now for almost 30 years, and any attempt to do that today is stymied by my shattered bastard ankle. 🤬 #paddysday #st.patrick

Now six weeks since my trimalleolar fracture happened. Fuck me, I think I'm going to go insane if I have to spend much longer confined to barracks.

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They're bound to appeal, which will mean Everton end up getting deducted 12 points www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Spurs will probably end up staying up, but my God, they don't deserve it playing the way they do.

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Christ, how I wish this were the most important news happening in the world today...

28 minutes added time at The Emirates #ARSvEVE

Arsenal in danger of the ignominy of being last on Match Of The Day tonight if they don't score... #ARSvEVE

"57 min Everton are defending in a 4-5-2 and it’s working so far." Says the Graun. Counting's not their strong point it seems #ARSvEVE

Seven shots in ten minutes... It's like the fucking Alamo #ARSvEVE

Sack them. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

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I know I've become far too cynical, because I read this heartwarming story and wondered exactly what the "false pretences" were that lured Peter Purves to a Leicester cinema... 🫣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Blimey. We've come a long way from Boom Bang A Bang, haven't we? Shocking, if true www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

But of course they did. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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£250k a year.

My choice of figures to represent "true English values" on England's banknotes £5. £10. £20. £50.

Did the £75k that Mandelson trousered when he got sacked come with an NDA attached?

Perhaps instead of upsetting the far right with animals on bank notes they could put drug dealers, prostitutes, plumbers and Reform MPs on them, all the traditional British trades who prefer cash in hand.

To be honest, I don't give a flying one about who's depicted on my banknotes, I'm more interested in them maintaining their value so I can buy food or fuel, though having said that I'll happily wipe my arse on Churchill's face if toilet roll becomes prohibitively expensive

In showbiz news today, it’s the 66th anniversary of gap-toothed comedian Jimmy Tarbuck robbing gap-toothed comedian Terry-Thomas backstage at a theatre in Liverpool. He nicked a “custom-made cigarette holder ... decorated with 42 diamonds and a gold spiral band. It was insured for £2000” 🧵

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I still think about this a lot.

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Your Reform PPC for Widnes and Halewood. Probably. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Der Volkischer Beobachter proving, yet again, that "they all look the same to us" #dailyheil #racists

Farage does play golf. Probably a good time to share this, from his autobiography, where he confirms his golfing ability. A masterclass in licking ones own anus.

What a beautiful car. What a beautiful job they've done on it. Enormous kudos to Mr. Tyrell. Especially for having a laugh at himself over his struggles to get in it, and for his use of the word "antwacky" at 2:12... You can take the boy out of Wallasey... 😉 #etype m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVJm...

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Remember the people who screamed over Michael Foot wearing a "donkey jacket" at the Cenotaph (which was, in fact, a rather nice wool peacoat)? Well, they're fine with this apparently.

Is it really a war? Play along with Andrew Heaton's new game show.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m... The DWP know no depths. And, while I'm really no fan of Labour at all right now, credit where credit's due to @liamconlon.bsky.social for all his efforts here.

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Jesus... Well done Italy... The French will muller England next week, I have absolutely no doubt #ITAvENG

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Forza Italia #ITAvENG

What am astonishing game #SCOvFRA

Seems that the French woke up in the last five minutes, and realised they were playing a match #SCOvFRA

My goodness... What's happened to the French defence here? #SCOvFRA

Why is Benjamin Kayser wearing Sepp Maier's gloves? #SCOvFRA