You gotta love the blend of grift and vanity

I have eaten too much cake

100% tariff on chocolate that tastes of sick.

Ein Volk party

Please let this be true. Knowing something of the Populist Right, it probably is. The Front of Judean People. It will put a(nother) dent in Faragism.

Compulsory purchase Turnberry!

What’s Farages view on Greenland - things you’d not expect to be asking

World king

Nurse nurse he’s off his meds

8/ Balanced against all of the above is the fact that it's not 80 BC anymore. There are few pieces of land that would be worth the price of taking, holding and suppressing an insurgency in... ... and no, rare earths don't change that equation. It's lithium, not fucking unobtanium. Get a grip.

Harald Hardrada in August 1066.

BRILLIANT

He builds his entire vapid argument on the unbelievably ignorant premise that there are normally no right wing pro-Europeans which anyone with even the slightest understanding or knowledge of European integration past and present knows is total bollocks.

If only there were some kind of useful lesson here about deploying more senior skills in triage outside of strike periods www.ft.com/content/c928...

Kind of suggests more senior staff should be involved more often in some departments

People finally catching up to the fact heavy red wine isn’t good and most wine is overpriced

How does this actually work , they are not in Gaza, they have no civil service there to follow any instructions . It’s like me appointing 3 blokes to run New Zealand

I cannot stress enough that Benny Johnson is one of the guys who took Russian money as part of one of their media influence operations so destroying NATO by providing chuds the most incoherent reasoning possible is actually the point

Maria Corina Machado, I apologise, I was not familiar with your game.

Accidentally allowed our robot vacuum to see out of the back door and now I feel bad for keeping it in captivity

ICE kidnapped 4 members of the Oglala Sioux Tribe, released one, and now "can’t locate" the other three. America is at a legally impossible state where Native Americans aren't even considered Americans by ICE anymore.

Few blocks today and don’t know if it’s for suggesting Spotify shouldn’t pay for unpopular music or that Wales is legally part of England

Sound on. Trust me.

Thought I’d get the first train and change, started daydreaming and forgot to get off and now wasted 20minutes waiting to go back 2 stops 😂

Which side?

friday choose violence

This completely cheapens the award. I am glad Henry Kissinger is no longer alive to see this.

Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks. Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!

Flying to Minneapolis tomorrow to cover the ICE raids for News Agents, what is unfolding and the politics which flows from it. If you’re there or know the city and know people/organisations we should be speaking to, please get in touch. DMs open.

Pee is stored in the balls

new growth industry , Trump saves economy

Not biscuits

🤣

Sums up how rubbish Badenoch is that she has been forced into a “You’re dumping me? I’m dumping you!” rather than just sacking and disbarring Jenrick over the many, many things that would have kept him out of any Tory Cabinet since 1968.

ohh tory infighting!

when you smoke in Greenland you need to know when to stop exhaling

Funny outcome , US commits to scandnavian style wealthfare system in greenland for residents so all of alabama moves there and bankrupts them

Finally *someone* is saying it

TJ Sabula, my constituent & a UAW worker, has been suspended after Trump flipped HIM off and said "F*ck you" to him. This is unacceptable. NEVER believe MAGA when they cry about the 1st amendment. Since Trump can't fire me, I'll say it: Donald Trump is a pedophile protector.

The Traitors is just gossipy shit and you shouldnt all watch it

Ah, the “Epstein Doctrine” as it’s known.

Flew south then turned off transponders 🧐

I am finding this ridiculously funny. 🤣

Admonishing my cat: Step 1: hey Step 2: HEY Step 3: sir Step 4: SIR

Salah back to liverpool bench

Danish soldier waiting in Greenland