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Today in honour of @pauljdavies.bsky.social

Yeah, yeah. OK.

Bring back Alfhog

Sir Anthony Hopkins

Fake hooves people , fake hooves

In the latest Hoof GP video he talks about the the "Fake Hooves" videos I mention in this presentation that are attempting to capture the algorithmic recommendations of people watching the Hoof GP channel, and he also talks about AI generated Hoof GP videos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=slR3...

formally launching my "Burnham is a symptom not a solution" take if your Labour party finds itself turning to Andy Burnham and going ohhhhhh should we maybe go for him instead then that means your Labour party is feeling poorly and must be tended to, don't ignore the Burnham warning signs

Listening to Andy Burnham on BBC Radio Manchester and the calls are mainly about: transport. Bolton caller: where’s the tram we were promised (which they were). Doesn’t personally care about the “prime minister debate”, wants to know why they spend 4 hrs commuting when they live 12 miles away

People’s projected idea of Andy Burnham and actual Andy Burnham seem a little off

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

SHAFT!

@rich-bryant.uk still waiting?

Zelensky at the UN: “Tens of thousands now know how to kill professionally using drones. It’s harder to stop such attacks than any knife, gun, or bomb. Even basic drones can fly thousands of kilometers. Soon, drones will fight drones, strike infrastructure and people—fully autonomously.”

german name for that one is fun to say

a continental taste today

This quote is 10x better if you read it in Trump’s voice

was out for beers the other day and was trying to describe doing a vendor inventory and interlocutor said "oh if i wanted to do that i'd just point chatgpt at my work email and tell it to pull all the invoices"

Me reading your posts

Ekitike not doing much to disprove footballers are thick

The direct result of media obsession with swing voters. Your wife and I will see ourselves out.

That is...punchy. Not a $20bn *valuation*, $20bn. *TETHER SAID TO SEEK UP TO $20 BILLION IN PRIVATE PLACEMENT

Gomez third goal , phew

Is right lad

In February, Trump shouted at Zelensky that Ukraine "didn't have the cards." Now, he says, "Ukraine, with the support of the European Union, is in a position to fight and WIN all of Ukraine back in its original form."

Fishcakes for tea

Americans should feel a lot more embarrassed about Trump than they appear to be

statistic of the day

Remember when colonel gaddafi made mad speeches at the UN

It is with profound sadness that The Yorkshire County Cricket Club announces the passing of Harold Dennis “Dickie” Bird MBE OBE, one of cricket’s most beloved figures, who died peacefully at home at the age of 92. Read more: yorkshireccc.com/news/harold-...

@preachypreach.bsky.social made me laugh , have a polar bear look after you secret assets www.co-ownershiptrust.com

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

You boy, have I missed the rapture ?

So this is basically gonna result in maga idiots in a bit more pain, not the end of the world

There are 9 specialist autism-focused health and education centres in Cuba 🙄

Taking more Tylenol so my kid enjoys trains

Silver lining, but this is hilarious "We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."

I love how Chris Mason's picture on his Wikipedia page looks like he's watching an illegal cockfight in a barn in Essex. Horrified, but slightly aroused and unable to stop looking.

Autistic person would be on time , just saying

No. 10 spokesperson responding to a far right idea: "lol how will you pay for Dachau?" No. 10 spokesperson three days later: "On reflection, Dachau is bad"

Auditor asks what would happen to investors in the worst case scenario. Obvious answer is they lose everything

vote no www.thetimes.com/article/5f11...

The government is firmly against unfunded xenophobia

shame racists, its not hard

Farage: "All over the world, you apply for a work visa - that visa is for you. Not to bring your family... That is how a normal work visa works." Entirely untrue. Most work visas allow dependents, including in countries that the UK competes with for labour - US, Canada, Australia and 27 EU states.

Why are you covered in jam? I pumped it up. You… Pumped it up. *opening mouth Bike pump. *we both continue to eat our toast in silence.

I quite like immigration.

will Farage deport his girlfriend

there is not just one algo!

Absolutely right. It’s not a gimmick. It’s a repudiation of 75 years of integration. It’s a betrayal of the Windrush generation. It’s unfair and it’s un-British.