Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Liam Gallagher! #TOTP

🎶I was screaming when I wrote this, this utter shite is just a farce I want to rip my ears off and shove them right up my arse🎶 Discarded verse from Prince’s 1999 #totp

Warning: the young French team are frighteningly good (and winning obvs)

Under 20's #6nations Scotland vs France on #BBCiPlayer right now. 🏉

"Jobs and factories will come roaring back into our country, and you see it happening already." -Donald Trump, 4/2/25

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

Just came out of a shop. Two women stood there. One says to the other.. "Between you & I, and only you & I..." Now, had I stood nearby, whatever was supposed to be only between the two of them, would very easily have been between the three of us, rendering the whole "only you & I" totally redundant.

#IsleOfLewis #OuterHebrides 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌱

#Edinburgh #ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"We'll charge your Granny less for us to lie to her about current affairs and news, if you agree to also tune in and be lied to about current affairs and news. For a reduced fee of course." BBC - We want everyone equally ignorant.

Here is Nasmyth's own view of the well in situ

Ceremony started as a Joy Division song, as captured on the recording of their last ever concert at Birmingham's High Hall. It was listed as "NEW ONE". Listen to that recording, plus early New Order demos and the two single versions on this playlist (THREAD) ▶️ open.spotify.com/playlist/0MC...

"I don't know. Kill a kid an hour until it sorts itself out?" - Malcolm Tucker

Without apology and without hesitation = we'll just kill the first person we see.

"I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dogs... Parkduck!" 🎶 Rose Wylie Quack Quack Installation Serpentine Sackler Gallery, London © 2017 Mike Din

BBC Radio 6 Music 6 Music's 00s Forever Now Playing Santigold L.E.S. Artistes

‘We’ll run out of food this week’: how attacks on Iran leave Gaza under siege

It's been a long week. Please enjoy this synthwave remix of the Airwolf theme. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNna...

Just to close. As Carol Vorderman has mentioned. Donations from any corporation or person who does not live in the UK or pay tax in the UK needs to be stopped. End of! Ed Davey was saying the same thing a while ago! We have some good people who are standing up for what is right!

#WorldBookDay 📚 www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Scotland need to have another word with Archie Gray. He's absolute class.

When did the 'elect' bit happen?

And Israel is just 78 years old.

"Laterz bitches!" - George Orwell

NOW ON SALE // DICK GAUGHAN, a singer of rare quality, a peerless guitar stylist, a charismatic performer and champion of social justice, will join Dr Lori Watson to talk about his life and career. 🗓️ Sunday 10 May, 2-4pm 📍 Traverse Theatre BOOK TICKETS: edinburghtradfest.com/schedule/202...

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

Move the games to Canada! 👍

"Just a reminder, Spurs are down to 10 men... the rest of the crowd left at half-time."

Can't believe Spurs fans leaving the ground before half-time. They'll miss the raffle!

Archie Gray has been stuck to the edge of the pitch unmarked for the last 20 minutes, whilst Spurs defenders had played the ball with too much pace into the feet of marked strikers. Archie Gray eventually gets given the ball in last third, creates goal.

Swinney slashes 103 miles, 4 hour, Wick to Inverness bus fare from £31 to only £2! Is this big news? Well, not really, it seems talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2026/03/05/s...

Recruit the swamp!

Yes, but what currency will you use as the richest country in Europe?

Glasgow’s favourite ‘shout at the pigeons’ wino’s park juice laughs at your measly 222 with it’s 280mg. *Nicknames include: ‘Wreck the Hoose Juice’, ‘Commotion Lotion’, ‘Cumbernauld Rocket Fuel’, ‘Mrs. Brown’, ‘Buckie Baracas’, ‘Coatbridge Table Wine’, ‘Jakey Juice’…etc.

Hey guess what. True story. The U.S. and Britain already overthrew the Iran government in 1953. We placed a dictator in charge. Who then terrorised the Iranian people for a quarter of a century. The U.S. and Britain got 40% of their oil fields.

A while back I decided my midlife crisis was going to be becoming a sock guy. How is that going, I hear you ask? Here is how that is going:

Instead of a thousand words. Kramatorsk, Donetsk region, Ukraine. Look at the writing on the fence. 📷: samotniyskhid / Instagram

Seems Zelenskyy has all the cards.

"I am completely innocent, and I had absolutely no idea what my husband may or may not have been up to, and therefore I have decided to resign from the Labour Party."

So the, "that was a misspoke" guy is the new DHS head. Great. Tweedle Dee to Tweedel Dum.

LOL

EXCLUSIVE: In an interview, Trump dismissed concerns about the Iran war and said the U.S. would help choose its next leader. “Cuba’s going to fall, too," he told us. “We cut off all oil, all money, or we cut off everything coming in from Venezuela, which was the sole source."

Wow, tonight's Question Time doesn't have anyone from Reform on the panel. Oh wait, Annabel Denham of the Telegraph is on. Pro-fracking, ex-Institute of Economic Affairs. #BBCqt 📺

2 months until the #ScottishElection, and current Scottish Tories leader Russell Findlay still hasn't announced if he's running in Paisley for the Tories (where he ran in 2021), nor has he put himself or anyone else down on the list for the Tories in the West of Scotland.

for World Book Day

Can Labour and Tory politicians stop using the word reform! Use another word: change, overhaul, improve, ameliorate. #PoliticsLive 📺

On #WorldBookDay & opening day of Kirkcudbright Book Festival worth remembering how many people in the UK do not read a single book. 40% of people had not read a single book in the past year; median number: 3 books in a year; am in the hyper-book category of 51+ over a year!

What are they getting in return, seeing as Labour are in danger of coming a distant 2nd if not 3rd in Holyrood?