With three goals from near halfway in a week, is the sweeper keeper going to have to be reconsidered?

Our volunteers are holding a fundraising stall at the Selby Abbey Christmas Fair today, open 10am to 4pm. Free entry! Do come along and see us🎄

Fun eel facts subtly hiding awareness and protection of weird long fish

Blue Friday 💙💙 These @JackGrealish signed shirt, & cut out are going to be raffled tomorrow at midday. £10 per entry, via DM and all profits will be split between @AnthonyNolan & @DKMS_uk to help fight blood cancer. Draw will be made by online generator.

I love all those things that Labour fans say Labour have done but actually haven't, are being dropped one by one. Truly the party of business.

Happy thanksgiving to Americans. May you all swap smallpox blankets or whatever you do these days.

Lowly worm (complimentary)

Here's a video rattling through the songs of our gig with InCORdis youtu.be/t0M-S-FkX6w?... My favourite song is us all together at about 12 minutes. (Ay Carmela)

Always a good time to remind you that YOU DO NOT CROSS A PICKET LINE.

this is mesmerizing

Um... is that the Emperor of mankind on the Golden Throne, a mostly dead husk of a person who oversees absolutely inhumane conditions and expects total obedience?

Do any lovely artists or photographers (probably UK based) do jigsaws?

Well said.

Not really a bit of knowledge as much as getting a reference. The Animal Friendship spell in BG3 has changed the 5e symbol for it to the hand gesture used by Crocodile Dundee in the 1986 movie.

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

England's long term thinking is probably going under the radar. But by being so incredibly stupid at cricket they are denying Australia more than half of the revenue they'd get if England played with even a tiny brain. So in the long term they'll lack investment and fall behind us. Genius.

Oh! I wondered why I had 7 emails from Humble Bundle in the last 24 hours. I need to work out how to extricate myself from gmail despite being on android.

No new bird photography today, guess you'll just have to accept this typical humpback whale doing what we expect them to do in every encounter. 🦑

If Michael Vaughan says he'll quit if you do a thing, you're morally obligated to do the thing, so he can go and play golf and never darken my ears again.

I've just watched this and it's really, really good. Watch it if you can.

www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/nottinghams-hidden-underground-bbc-apocalypse-10655923?int_source=nba Want to know more about Nottingham's nuclear bunker? We published a book about it - fiveleavesbookshop.co.uk/product/bunker-stories-and-poems-from-a-nuclear-age/

All butter mince pies from Aldi are nearly half price. Which means you can buy twice as many all butter mince pies.

He was at school fifty years ago or whatever it was. Honestly, there are far more recent, less hearsay things to try and nail Farridge about then this. Were all guardian staff pure Liberals at school?

Can you run Steam OS as native on a PC does anyone know?

It's like Skinny Puppy but they only have access to the instruments used in 1950s cartoons.

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

Everyone do DDOS attacks, the mods have suffered an outage! (don't do DDOS attacks, this is satire)

why can they not just fix it

Okay I checked the tag and have seen nothing for this year's #Dinocember so brb I'll start on a list. If anyone has anything they'd like to see, pls add it in the comments and I'll consider it! I need 31 prehistoric animals after all.

I am bad at arts and crafts. But I want to affix that there crepe paper to those pretty pointless lamp shades. Does anyone have any tips?

Karl Marx, come on down, your time is finally here.

So much stuff around healthcare is like this. Notts cops have, I believe, 2 helicopters paid for from Council Tax. Notts Air Ambulance is a charity. Because stolen cars are more important than critical patients.

On TV people use video calls loads. Is that a thing real humans do, or just a telly thing? I think I've done it twice in my life.

Ugh. The twat who cried wolf. Since that ridiculous report by a Labour dickhead which classified almost anything as online abuse, I've become completely desensitised to headlines like this, assuming, like Labour that it's all lies. Though it's FIFA, so it's likely to be lies and bribes.

Starmer’s Grovel to an Epstein-Linked Shipping Giant: Labour’s £1bn Betrayal of Sacked Workers and Trafficking Survivors. Keir Starmer’s govt is handing the same firm (DP World) billions in UK freeport cash. Please subscribe to my Substack! Thread europeanpowell.substack.com/p/starmers-g...

Weird little guy in my plant pot update. He has a friend

Technically it's not racism, it's xenophobia is, I suppose, a defence.

I tried to search my Gmail for Asda the other day and it gave me results for what it thought I wanted, including emails from a guy called George, in seemingly random order. And I didn't find what I wanted. It used to work. Amazing progress.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

yep...more #aurora from Southern Manitoba 😂 the coronas were too fabulous to keep to myself!

The greatest truck the devil played was making cheap plastic spectacles frames with a glued on logo cost £300 and be fashionable.

I swear they love the attention of being the main character. They just keep going for hours.

We’ve opened a bookshop!

So it'll save a lot of moving furniture and stuff, if all Labour want is Wes's shiny face, if Sir Keir just takes it off him and wears it.

Just a reminder fellas, go and get checked out, don't think its nothing, it will pass! Lower back pain (like kidneys) Pissing more frequently in the day, especially after you've not long been. Waking up more than once for piss Broken flow when you pee. Get a finger up the bum, get the job done 💪

shouldn't ai pick the prime minister anyway if it's so good?

It occurs to me that the weird creepy robots that techbros keep failing to make are partly rubbish because you've made them humanoid. Which is really complicated and badly balanced. Why? Is it a lack of imagination? There are surely better designs for most tasks.