Gatwick 2nd runway APPROVED

If I used statistics in the same way Reform do, I would point out that more Man/Woman couples get divorced than any other group.

Happy #socialistsunday to all who celebrate! We are taking this funny show all around the UK next summer, encouraging audiences to recognise that we can't fight the climate crisis without restructuring the system to prioritise people + planet over profit! plz show it some ❤️? youtu.be/gSFMCxV9nZw?...

omg stop

More interesting than the homophobia, is the reminder that this man does not base his position on anything other than ideas that he has invented in his mind and assumes (or would prefer) to be true. Remember this when he is spouting s***e about immigrants.

Every single element of the policy of the right is "I reckon" presented confidently, based around their assumptions of what they think the world should be like and not in any way interacting with reality

More interesting than the homophobia, is the reminder that this man does not base his position on anything other than ideas that he has invented in his mind and assumes (or would prefer) to be true. Remember this when he is spouting s***e about immigrants.

If you've not seen the video of someone reading them out Jane Austin style... you've definitely missed out. bsky.app/profile/deco...

I shall also make reference to "my old man" as all the kids do nowadays ತ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ತ

assassin, after murdering a high profile guy in a public space: "my plan is to get away without being identified, but before I do the things that would ensure that, let me just communicate with my definitely real queer lover via the most easily traceable medium with some weirdly specific details"

It can’t be - they’re the custodians of the countryside

BUT... The police determined that "No crime had been committed" at the White Horse of Westbury. The police arrested the 4-person Led by Donkeys team as shining an image was determined to be a criminal offence.

DON'T FORGET TO KEEP NOT DOING ANYTHING, GANG!

Feeling indoctrinated by left-wing ideology, might try to get a public library reopened

Soon there will be enough to have a separate Eurovision Light.

now with added Netherlands and Iceland 💪

undignified plea for attention alert. Gigs are hard to get these days! especially when you're focussed on such an unpopular subject matter! 🤣

now with added Netherlands and Iceland 💪

They should have protested the inclusion of Israel FROM THE START. I have boycotted Eurovision every year that Israel has taken part, because I don't need 160,000+ dead to convince me that Israel is a murderous, genocidal apartheid state.

-some young guy can buy a gun from a local store -he only uses one bullet to murder a guy at distance suggesting he’s been raised shooting from childhood -his Dad then helps turn him in so he can likely face execution -we don't actually need to know the motive to know the US is CRAZY messed up

happy 3rd birthday to what remains my greatest ever joke

"It’s completely horrifying and wrong for someone to be murdered for their political beliefs whatever but there’s surely a grimly inescapable irony considerin..-" “WOW SO YOU THINK IT'S COMPLETELY FINE AND OK AND GREAT FOR SOMEONE TO ME MURDERED FOR THEIR POLITICAL BELIEFS OK GOT IT“

Ireland added, 3 makes it a list!

Woop woop, that's the sound of the tone police

undignified plea for attention alert. Gigs are hard to get these days! especially when you're focussed on such an unpopular subject matter! 🤣

hallo bsky pals, I'm trying to get the view/ comment count up on our new show reel so that we don't look like billy no mates, it's for an application thing, please check it out if you feel like it! it's here! youtu.be/gSFMCxV9nZw?...

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It's the same kind of packaging approach that also turns single use plastic into something definitely completely different

Hats off to Slovenia's national broadcaster saying they are unlikely to participate in Eurovision if a certain other country does. Fingers crossed they follow through with it and many, many more follow suit. It should be a pretty straight forward, no?

the authors of the study that Joe Rogan has been using to "disprove" global warming have confirmed he hasn't understood what it says www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Daily Mail, Express, Telegraph, enemies within. Wouldn't it be great if Labour decide to hurt them very badly, such as making them their fair share of business tax instead of letting them trade via tax havens?

Who you gonna believe? A perpetually high comedian or the scientists who wrote the report?

the authors of the study that Joe Rogan has been using to "disprove" global warming have confirmed he hasn't understood what it says www.theguardian.com/environment/...

waiting for a Green/YourParty collab like: