is everyone else just very sad that this is the end... of mister kieth starmer

I'll ask again: How has the stabbing of two Jewish men and one Muslim man by a mentally ill perpetrator led to a news cycle that focuses entirely on pro-Palestine protests despite the perpetrator having zero connection to the Palestine movement or the protests?

mister kieth

That a chunk of the electorate who subscribe in whole or in part to a suite of left-of-centre or progressive policies around tax, immigration, foreign policy, investment and so on, can now be reflexively dismissed with a media-concocted shorthand, tells you what the past decade was really all about.

then HE'S NOT A PESCATARIAN!! not so much what he's lied about, anymore, but instead what has he told *the truth* about. if anything. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

how are other shitposters feeling in regards to the final week of kiethposting? a strange pang of sadness on my end.

we all love mister kieth starmer don't we folks?

mister kieth

mister kieth

When Jewish people speak out against genocide, why are our voices dismissed? And smirking while I describe someone Nazi-saluting at me isn’t just disrespectful - it feels deeply antisemitic. youtu.be/7VkfYJgLljE?...

#trevorphillips tries to argue that because some people say the pro Palestinian marches are hate marches, they are. @zackpolanski.bsky.social is spot on, there is nothing hateful about marching in support of the Palestinians & against Israels brutal occupation & genocide.

no! don't spike her leadership campaign!

Sorry, but I can't move on from this. Robinson exploits an antisemitic attack to do some racisms of his own against immigrants & the Met gives him a pat on the head & the media make no comment. Polanski does a retweet abt excessive police force & he's angrily rebuked & the media are all over it

knives out, beaks bloody

giving kieth the cuck chair. incredible. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Yesterday in Hastings, in the wake of antisemitic attacks in Golders Green, I faced Nazi salutes. Today the Prime Minister uses his office to attack the only Jewish party leader to score political points.

A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.

Graham Linehan having that conviction overturned despite the very clear evidence of him damaging her phone shows how utterly transphobic our judiciary is. A group of elites utterly entrenched in extremism.

a 16 year old trans girl got brutally stabbed to death and the media and political response was to reintroduce section 28, implement conversion therapy on the nhs, and strip every trans person in the country of our civil rights while smearing us all as rapists.

vibe this week with the discourse finding it's feet. misery incorporated.

Multiple day press meltdown over a relatively tame observation? State and media decrying the left as racist enemies of the state?

whole volumes of commentators and media figures throwing themselves at defending a position that only 16% of the public support

remember when he personally bombed geronimo the alpaca

they're going to arrest polanski or some bullshit

This is extraordinary and going to make the issue worse so good job all round

not that this is going to change anything but there is just no material link between any kind of civil movement for Palestinian liberation in the UK and this kind of terrorism. it’s always mentally ill self-radicalising Islamist shut-ins

Nigel Farage has been accused by multiple people he grew up with of extreme antisemitic comments and behaviour. Yet he's allowed to present himself as a champion of Jewish people. Meanwhile, our only Jewish leader, Zack Polanski, is smeared - because he opposes genocide.

“the world was stunned today by the death of the youngest Labour voter on the planet”

preview of 2029 ge

KEITH OUT26 knuckle tats (you'd have to use thumbs as well)

I might actually cum if Labour do this badly holy shit

Along with most other Labour MPs, Daniel Zeichner supported the government by voting against referring Keir Starmer to the Privileges Committee. votes.parliament.uk/votes/common...

in two weeks his party gains 1K council seats; he won a labour safe-seat in the north-west. whatever he's doing is working.

I can't wait for 22:01 07/05/26. Then I can't wait for 09:00 08/05/26.

What is happening oh my god

I can't believe this is real

hearing reports that mister kieth starmer has become prime minister. is this true?

McSweeney absolutely walking straight into this line of questioning from Emily Thornberry with the ridiculous 'our problem was that we thought it was only ONE sleepover at Epstein's house post-conviction' line, stunning.

Jesus wept

mister kieth starmer, the foremsic former head of the CPS, being told that the notoriously compromised bestie of nonces has apparently been cleared for duty

mister kieth starmer playing adele's 'skyfall' on full volume as he jumps around his room in his underwear, contemplating his epic comeback

Starmer: I have the full support of my MPs Also Starmer: Support me you scum

yo @anassarwar.bsky.social @scottishlabour.bsky.social fuck off you miserable bigoted twat, i look forward to your party burning to the fucking ground. you will be remembered as nothing but a small, petty, disgrace of a politician. fuck you.

lmao he's big mad