Had to log back into the Bluesky portal because Blacksky seems to be having an issue where it shows me having unfollowed a bunch of you when I haven't unfollowed anyone. Don't be shy to reach out if it's showing that I've unfollowed you and I'll correct that when I see it.

Manifesting my 2026 goals in the drafts.

Stupidest person you know: "I'm just waiting for what the guy from The Dismemberment Plan thinks about this before I say anything about it."

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

#MWE 2026 master thread. Taking a different approach with the exercise this year and listening to albums that I theoretically own but don't yet physically possess because they're waiting to be shipped out by the friends who are holding onto them for me.

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

RIP to my garbage-ass microwave.

Whenever I see a dead person trending, I immediately wonder if they died again.

today i saw hospital staff wipe their nose on the back of their gloved hand. lots of coughing and sniffling. zero masks. they see my mask and put them on when they enter the room as if to accommodate my fears, not because they should anyway, then take them off when they return to the floor

Teaching my kids both about Christmas and the importance of unionizing by hiding desperate messages from the elves inside of their handmade toys.

Really surprised we haven't seen a 'the Epstein witch hunt is classic antisemitism' take from the NYT op-ed page yet.

Who called it a cloaca instead of a poonis?

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

Every day is just a little more The Empire Strikes Back.

Why isn’t the right excited about technology?

Teens React: Fascism

Down.

Life is bad but death is worse.

ceramic melodrip please god

Orphan jealousy.

Celebrate the tragedies of the ignorant.

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

Anyone ever successfully drain their lymphatic system? Really going through it over here.

First world problem as fuck, but when can we get some proper Devil Doll reissues up in this piece?

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

NEW YORK TIMES OPINION Not Seeing the Melania Biopic is Whorephobia Bret Stephens

My wager? It's going to turn out that the Long COVID rate is functionally 100% among previous cases, but only ~30% of people will notice and/or allow themselves to acknowledge it.

If you were alarmed enough by Twitter morphing into a Nazi bar to move here, I hope you're thoughtful enough to realize Substack has the same problem. I use @buttondown.com; my favorite soccer writers are on Ghost. Anything is better than enriching people who gladly host hate speech.

Nostalgic for the general consensus being that fucking kids is bad is a truism.

If you aren't masked, the world you're protesting for isn't one where the vulnerable are welcome.

Obsessed with the idea of Orson Welles beating Ashton Kutcher to the punch with Punk'd decades earlier but instead it's called Jape'd and all the pranks are incredibly benign (except for War Of The Worlds). Just imagine that fuck popping out of a dumpster and exclaiming "Aha! You have been japed!".

Evangelion was My Mother The Car for weebs.

Man, it'll be interesting to see if we can find out who JonBenét's parents were renting her holes out to in these files.

Call RIGHT NOW!!!

The MCA should respond by installing a Wesley Willis drawing of Comiskey Park

Potential TMI but I’m desperate. I have a really screwed up body in that fibre aggressively constipates me. What are your non-fibre tricks for unclogging your bowel? My head feels and looks like it‘s going to explode but as an immunocompromised person I’d like to avoid hours upon hours in an ER.

Do Not submit your ID. Cancel your Nitro. Call them out for this stupid decision.

hello I would like to report instagram personally attacking me

What's "extreme" is the bullshit that the most vulnerable in our society have had to fucking endure for six fucking years at the hands of "back to normal" and "wearing a mask is too hard"

what if we, you know, just tried to avoid using websites that coddle white supremacists for a buck

If you’re in the greater Toronto area and have a doctor who has helped you successfully manage or even overcome an autoimmune condition, please get in touch. I’m getting desperate.

If you’re in the greater Toronto area and have a doctor who has helped you successfully manage or even overcome an autoimmune condition, please get in touch. I’m getting desperate.

Michigan J. Frog is in the Epstein files.

I miss the seeming promise of a future predicated on the old world. I miss being a steel trap instead of a sieve. I miss people who I will never speak to again. I miss a lot, it turns out.

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

The world sucks ass. What’s one thing that you’ve found interesting lately?

I don't know if reincarnation is real, only that Basquiat died the day before I was born and I also can't draw to save my life.

Brother if reading the Epstein files and seeing the world’s richest white men OPENLY PLAN how to kill off the poor and non-white of the world doesn’t convince you to: - get vaccinated - wear a mask - take care of your fellow man and neighbor - look out for children You’re lost.