Someone should primary (big wink) Chuck Schumer.

What's a good source for cryptic crosswords with fair yet well-constructed clues? My partner and I enjoy solving them together but we only have a few left from the AVCX archives and they strike me as the type of puzzle that you really want to make sure is properly vetted before attempting a solve.

NEW YORK TIMES OPINION Is 2025 The Moment For A Gary Glitter Renaissance? Here's Why I Think It Is Bret Stephens

Eagerly looking forward to seeing how going out of their way to starve the most armed secular population in the world works out for sitting Republicans. Got the lube handy and everything.

As an elder-leaning millennial both raised by the Internet and irreparably scarred by 9/11, the only 'Freedom Tower' I recognize is the ideepthroat-dot-com guy's dick.

Thinking about Carlos Vega again.

Prefab Sprout are just Café Jacques if they fetishized Pet Shop Boys instead of Steely Dan.

Dream Phone but one of the cards is Michael J. Anderson.

I miss Omegle because there was nowhere else on the Internet that you could talk nonsense at clueless strangers like "Hey, I'm Jackie Leven from Doll By Doll. I'm in Portugal and I think my rental car's been stolen. Where's your favourite place to get a slice of pizza around here?".

I prefer to think of myself not as a disabled recluse but rather shadowbanned by life.

*chuckling* "I'm not an angry guy like OJ was. I did it for sex reasons. It made my penis feel nice."

Eric Adams is uniquely qualified to play OJ Simpson in the biopic because he's obviously killed at least one woman with a knife.

"-uh!"

If it was some '90s Miramax film the tagline would be 'Don't Fumble The Soap' and I'm glad that we've largely evolved past that as a society but I'm still going to make the joke myself.

I'm sure a movie exists where a gay guy joins the football team and his homophobic teammates are initially wary of him but come to celebrate him because he's great at the game. Fuck that. I want a movie where a gay guy sucks at football and only joined the team to shower with a bunch of straights.

Sonic Has Passed Little Saint James Zone Act I

Spengler - We Need A Miracle (Blue Skies Turn Black, 2001) One-off album from these spindly Montréal math-emo motherfuckers. Sonically the missing link between the pre- and post-Polyvinyl landscape. #CDFriday

This is the highest praise imaginable for me to have for someone.

One thing that most people overlook about Mamdani is that he really doesn't need to be doing this. If my wife looked like that, I would just stay home and run for mayor of her pussy 24/7 instead.

NEW YORK TIMES OPINION Everything Is About To Get Really Good In New York City For Everyone Except For A Couple Dozen Incredibly Wealthy People (Who Will Be At Most Mildly Inconvenienced But Also Benefit From New Policies) - Here’s Why We Should All Be Unreservedly Furious About It Bret Stephens

Who decided that the slang for female genitalia should be ‘pussy’ when ‘Homer Simpson’s mouth’ is right there? It looks a lot more like that than any cat I’ve met. “Hey, baby, let’s go into the other room so I can put a can of Duff in Homer Simpson’s mouth.” Someone try this and tell me how it goes.

Carboloading is when a half-dozen Italian guys run train on you without condoms.

Most of them. I’m deeply annoying!

Curtis Sliwa drag brunch.

Alan Dershowitz: *building a scale replica of Auschwitz in his backyard and hurtling himself into an oven* “Zohran Mamdani made me do this!”

“Oh, so you‘re a piece of shit.” -me looking at this one guy’s prices on Discogs a minute ago

The people want socialism, not gladhanders bought and paid for by foreign powers.

Simply cannot stress enough that you’re gonna have to leave corporate media behind; it is hostile to you, and your lifestyle.

"You know which one."

NEW YORK TIMES OPINION Let Me Say The Word Bret Stephens

"Like all real Americans, I grew up watching cowboy movies and all the good guys were white. Zohran Mamdani is not white. I don't understand what's wrong with everyone. I don't like Andrew Cuomo (in fact, I am writing in John Wayne for mayor as I do every election), but he's at least sort of white."

NEW YORK TIMES OPINION If Zohran Mamdani Is Such A "Good Guy", Then Why Is His Skin Stained With The Darkness Of Innate Sin? Bret Stephens

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

Anal Training Mrs. Tingle

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

Saddened to learn this. The Field Hippies’ ‘The American Metaphysical Circus’ is a special record for me.

RIP Donna Jean Godchaux. Blues For Allah was the best Grateful Dead record by a considerable margin.

It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.

I (and others in the house) have been repeatedly endangered by a dishonest family member and it could theoretically be a matter of life and death at this point so even any leads would be deeply appreciated. This room would be exclusively for me, nobody else would be coming with.

I (and others in the house) have been repeatedly endangered by a dishonest family member and it could theoretically be a matter of life and death at this point so even any leads would be deeply appreciated. This room would be exclusively for me, nobody else would be coming with.

This is a considerable ask and I don't expect anything to come of it, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, so here goes: are there any COVID-conscious people in the Greater Toronto Area who have a spare room (preferably non-basement and with ensuite) to let on at least a temporary basis?

The president, forcing anal sex on a child in front of the White House press pool: "Folks, I don't know what to tell you, it's AI."

me, 7, candy enjoyer: "I love Halloween." me, 37, slut enjoyer: "I love Halloween."

Hey, #CDFriday! Christian Vander is by some number of intimate accounts a weird fascist so hopefully I can butterfly effect him into dropping dead by spinning my long-neglected copy of Welcome's 'Bienvenue' (Seventh, 1996) this afternoon.

I'm not even a furry but Whazzat Kangaroo hmu.

How much coke do you think there was on the set of Zoobilee Zoo on any given day?

'Get ED Help?' Ha! Sorry, junk mail: my dick stays perfectly soft all on its own.