Tony Hawk's Pro Skater but the only music is Michigan Rag.

If the new Michael Jackson movie is any indication, I'm really looking forward to the upcoming Charles Cohen biopic.

Going through old computers in an attempt to declutter my life and reading MSN Messenger logs from your teens is only advisable if you're willing to be kind to yourself.

When you think about it, Henry Rollins has every right to go by Laraaji professionally as well.

Robert Ashley - She Was A Visitor (Trap Remix)

The executive dysfunction that comes with trying to establish new routines in the face of sudden roadblocks is real.

Thank heavens we only live once.

Away is not inherently forward.

Clutter is a weight. Dying with nothing must be the most hygienic victory.

Still trying to figure out how I had a really good taste in music in my teens but ended up writing all of the music for a band who in hindsight sounded like The Grateful Dead covering Spock's Beard.

I've been able to access some previously-lost recordings of songs I wrote, arranged, and performed in my mid-teens and 1. it is so good to hear these terrible performances again but 2. I'm curious at what age I realized that women are human beings that also possess interiority.

Anybody holding Live Skull's 'Bringing Home The Bait' on CD? Looking to buy.

Three incredible things from this story: 1) the first words are “A 3-year-old hunter” 2) the “mentor” was exempt from “hunter education certification” bc of their “military training.” 3) the adult shot in the turkey hunt was an off-duty law enforcement officer.

Pastaman Vibration

#CDFriday continues with Tortoise's 'Touch' (International Anthem/Nonesuch, 2025). Either my speakers are blown or too far many records these days are really employing that 'mildly distorted drum' approach to production that I really don't care for.

Good morning, #CDFriday! Kicking things off with Pullman’s latest, III (Western Vinyl, 2026), available on vinyl worldwide but exclusively issued on compact disc for the Japanese market by Headz. More electronic than their near-30-year old Thrill Jockey releases, but it’s so good to hear from them.

The myth of a good life.

How do you say 'gnostic hallucinatory breakfast sandwich' in Coptic?

All I need now is to be marooned on a desert island with a record player and I'll be able to provide experiential answers for most of the hypothetical questions that people bring up as icebreakers.

Anybody holding Live Skull's 'Bringing Home The Bait' on CD? Looking to buy.

The fact that the two most popular breakouts from Bluesky are Blacksky and Northsky for Black and trans people respectively should be a clue as to how horribly Bluesky has fucked up with their userbase. And they continue to act like nothing is wrong.

Full human rights include having access to a bathroom that no one besides yourself uses.

Left: The Chupacabra Right: The Chupachico

Tricycle shiva.

My grandmother would have been 99 yesterday. I miss her every day. I am grateful she does not have to experience this.

Was (Not Was) 2nd inversion.

Just finished catching up on The Bear and was very surprised to learn that it is the most awarded comedy in American history because it isn't a comedy.

Yoda knew.

Just realized that I haven't talked about Rockwell on social media in years. Rockwell.

Bob Dole cock tat.

Thinking about Zwan.

Jaafar going full method by sucking off every blond child with a mushroom cut in a 25-mile radius.

Happy to announce I am writing the sequel, which will be titled 'That Weird Guy Who Sucked All Those Kids' Dicks'.

All work is sex work if you’re a compulsive masturbator.

I really like Spike Lee but Bamboozled was awful and I don't understand why some people call it his best.

Diddy Day Care

New Local 58. Fuck.

buckaroos this morning asking about chucks favorite dillinger song. answer is 43% burnt

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Mrs. Doubtfire but it's Michael Jackson trying to get kids to drop the charges.

Mario Is Pissing!

Anybody holding the Crossed Out discography CD on Slap A Ham for a non-extortionate price?

All of your prayers are boring and selfish. Why don't more of you pray that the espresso machine that I want comes back in stock?

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but it is absolutely exhausting being the Messiah Himself, Jesus Christ.

If you could artificially make any band popular, who would you choose?

Restoring the comfort of monoculture one buzzy festival act at a time.

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

Bands as speculative investments.

Jesus Christ Superchill starring Stephen Malkmus.