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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Is that butter? No it's ghee. Oh thanks for clarifying

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

"There's millions of 'em down there." #SNLUK

Do people understand that when you clap along with a song, you are supposed to clap at specific places in the rhythm? And in time with said rhythm. It’s not just a free for all where you randomly bring your hands together while a song is happening.

Burnham, disembarking Avanti West Coast

Slightly increase a band Major Beefheart

Last night I dreamt that I met Steve Davis and told him a joke I had written: Steve Davis goes into Woolworths and buys 100 blank cassette tapes. The shop assistant says, “Wow! That’s a lot of blank tapes!” Steve Davis replies, “Well, I like to have peace and quiet while I’m practicing.”

Cerveza Cristal!

As somebody who plays guitar for a living, it was probably unwise to smash my finger with a hammer today.

I’m fairly sure I just saw Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers guitarist Skunk Baxter walking along Shieldhall road in Govan.

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

we all know I have no life, so:

Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this.

Beginning to think that JD Vance might be a serious contender for next year's FIFA Peace Prize.

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

I have to say that whoever wrote the story for the career mode of PowerWash Simulator put in way more effort than was needed for a game called PowerWash Simulator.

When you have a palette with 700kg of wooden flooring to unload and take to your flat, it’s not exactly great news when the lift stops working.

when you have a busy evening rescuing people, you better wear your…

Incredible picture: Orion snapped this high-resolution selfie in space with a camera mounted on one of its solar array wings during a routine external inspection of the spacecraft on the second day into the Artemis II mission. Credit: NASA

While sitting in traffic yesterday, I noticed the guy behind me was leaning forward, pointing at me and making a weird face. Then he started moving his finger in little circles and I couldn’t figure out what he was trying to communicate. Turns out he was just wiping something off his windscreen.

Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme

WHEN ONLY A STATHAM WILL DO

I just happened to be in my car just as the clocks went forward, which means I won’t have to spend the next three weeks saying to myself, “Fuck! I still need to change the clock” every time I set off.

Yasss! I couldn’t resist this @happytoast.co.uk teeshirt when I saw it.

My Bluesky feed today is full of post about beloved family pets of many years having to be put down. Did the algorithm decide I was too chipper today and had to be brought down a bit?

Top Ten songs about the Falkirk area (10-6) * Hotel California - Eagles * Denny - Blondie * Karma Camelon - Culture Club * Avonbridge Over Troubled Water - Simon And Garfunkel * Letham In - Wings

I was once given £1 to say nice things about Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt. It was a quid pro quo agreement.

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEE

I have to admit that eBay’s online ads get me every time. They show my some weird looking thing with no context whatsoever and I HAVE to click through to find out what it is. I was really hoping this was some modern remake of Astro Wars.

Pulp poetry.

Anyone else find themselves unable to find an important app on your phone, only to realise, after 10 minutes of flipping through screens, that an update has changed the icon colour?

It’s 33 years since the final episode of Absolutely was shown on Channel 4

The only time I miss Twitter is when I am having issues with couriers. One angry tweet while tagging them and things used to be fixed fairly quickly. In unrelated news, DPD are still more unpleasant to deal with than a case of dysentery.

In Scotland we have a saying, "Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye" Unless it’s being delivered by DPD in which case, good fucking luck.

We’ve all heard the phrase, “When dinosaurs ruled The Earth,” but what was the actual system of government? How did they rule? Tyrannosaurus Rex implies a monarchy, but was it absolute, or a constitutional monarchy with the real power held elsewhere? Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”

I find it impossible to watch Olympic skiing without whistling the Ski Sunday theme to myself.

RIP John Virgo. Now I’ll never get to collaborate with him on my children’s book idea.

I am currently existing in the liminal space between dropping my car off for its MOT and finding out exactly how financially crippling it’s going to be to keep it on the road another year.

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

David Fincher predicted Knives Out in 2011

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In 1990, I walked past Ian Krankie as he exited and I entered Woolworths in Falkirk.

Got this T-shirt, lads

He saw the light.

Me: “I always assumed the Teletubbies were babies, but the new shows have Tiddlytubbies, who clearly ARE babies. This makes me confused about the life cycle of a Teletubby and I need to know if the original four are actually sexually mature adults.” Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”