I am so enthralled by stupid festive crisps. Finding a flavour that's both vegan and gluten free is honestly the highlight of the run up to Christmas.

Cheetahs continue to be scary predators.

I keep thinking about how Elon Musk used to make cameo appearances in sitcoms and comedy shows and how misjudged a move by the shows' maker's it looks now. It's like seeing Charles Manson pop up in a Mork and Mindy.

My darts accuracy has improved a lot but I still can't actually hit the double I'm aiming at with any degree of consistency. Endless near misses are still misses. It's an entertaining paradox.

Prayer glyph 4. For self-control.

Prayer glyph 3. Against Nazism.

One for my film club peeps.

Alex Cox, adapting Gogol as a Spaghetti Western, with himself playing the guy buying the souls? Sure, why not! Bring it on!

Prayer sigil 2. Against hate.

We're watching Moneyball which is about someone being good at their job which seems like an escapist fantasy in 2025.

I very rarely back Kickstarters but this one is right up my alley. www.kickstarter.com/projects/alf...

This shit is delightful

Elon Musk is rapidly accelerating towards the cringe event horizon. When he breaks through the cringe barrier I believe a new and supremely embarrassing universe will be born. He has such awkward sights to show us, such vast and transcendent self-owns.

Prayer sigil. For healing.

"I've got a spreadsheet here that says you pricks should be happy" is a surprisingly common refrain among the UK wonkerati & it really makes me want to reread Marcuse's One Dimensional Man.

Happy International Men's Day.

I ate a leftover pizza sandwich for lunch.

Reached the point of depression where my brain has ignored all previous instructions and just acquire and consume carbohydrates until I'm sleepy enough to go back to bed.

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

"Yeah, I'm escaping war and persecution but I've left the kids behind, they just *cannot get enough of that shit*."

Never change r/AO3

Watching Smallville for the first time. Spoilers but the Kents, Jonathan Kent in particular, are fucking terrible at farming. Just awful, awful farmers.

Really starting to think that marmosets aren't real. There's something off about them. The AI slop of the animal kingdom.

We need to push for the most "extreme" versions of things. No immigration rules *at all*, not even a passport check. No citizenship rules. You're here? You're British now.

The Labour Party's astonishing commitment to cruelty and stupidity is a stark illustration that we get the politicians the worst people in the world have decided we deserve. Burn it down. Burn it all down.

oh they can finally tell they're fucked lmfao

Currently reading.

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

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Right. Hitler's DNA. Brace yourselves for a deluge of misinformation and bad science. I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.

The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.

Practicing darts to help with depression. It's one of those pleasantly futile activists that is both extremely hard and also completely useless.

DOOM on PC Speaker/Beeper for sound is a vibe all of its own.

The next Bond film should clearly be about the new Bond having to find and secure the rotting penis of the previous Bond so Q branch can turn into a special irradiated dildo to assassinate the insatiable reincarnation of Catherine the Great who has seized control of Russia's nuclear arsenal.

It's like if Anne Frank's parents went out to raise awareness of the dangers of letting your child write too much in their diary.

Observed my usual Remembrance Sunday tradition of going to a Quaker Meeting instead of the civil service. An hour of quiet prayer much preferable to the civil service.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Entering the 90s curtains phase of growing my hair out. I look like such a twat.

Pretty sure I've got the most tediously censorious take on the Celebrity Traitors it's possible to have but since Christmas is coming I'm treating you all to keeping it to myself.

Getting a new comics trade paperback and realising I need to reread all the previous volumes to get back up to speed is legit one of my favourite feelings.

Looking up ideas for vegan egg nog style beverages for Xmas and the first recipe I found didn't have any actual booze in it which might be the most vegan thing I've ever encountered.

Discovering there's a new Robert Crumb comic was an unexpected treat in the middle of a week I would describe as fathomlessly shitty.

Saw the most amazing Mormon Twink Missionary in town today. Sufficiently hot that I suddenly remembered how important interfaith dialogue is. Fortunately I also remembered that I'm a middle aged man with the eyes of a meth addict.

Wes Streeting cheering on Mamdani is like a blocked drain cheering on a plunger.

just....enjoy this

I sometimes think that these people who believe the end of the world has already happened might have a point. It is entirely possible it ended in 2019.

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

Good Halloween (Sinners and Weapons) is over and it's time to get back to bullshit horror tonight with Attack of the Beast Creatures from 1985.