There's a lot to be sad about right now, so it's important to find joy where you can, like in the fact that Morrissey keeps having to cancel shows because of low ticket sales.

Plan to start the day's work derailed by a cat. He's so old it's hard to deny him a lap when he wants it. An attitude I hope the care staff have when I start demanding heroin in the old folk's home.

This is the greatest cooperative effort from 6 entirely different people I have ever seen

I have too many creative projects on the go but it's either this or dealing with reality.

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

a thread for the ages.

We must act now!!!

There's nothing more relaxing of an evening than watching the snooker and idly creating libellous collages of right wing politicians.

They should do a story where Wolverine fights Sabretooth

"And what would YOU bring to Reform, Mr Jenrick?" "Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."

One side effect of writing this very stupid blobby themed gamebook is that I'm developing an unhealthy fascination with Noel Edmonds.

I see Kemi Badenoch is having a night of the very short blunt knives.

Every first round match at the Snooker Masters ending with the same 6-2 score is surely going to become a classic bit of sporting trivia though it only increases the feeling that we're living in an increasingly unstable and bizarre timeline that may collapse at any moment.

I can't help but feel that a really brutal version of Ice Ice Baby poking fun at ICE (ICE ICE No Way?!) could do a lot to end the current regime.

The stupid little Twine gamebook I started as a joke over Xmas is now up to 350 sections.

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting

New Star Wars movie idea: 12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.

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*record scratch* yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got into this situation. well im a big piece of shit

Ringo Starr is a collaborator. Spread the word. You are being lied to.

No one talks enough about Sooty's sordid past.

New Batman

You know you've fucked up badly when Kemi Badenoch, the woman with the political instincts of a Nazi lemming in 1945 Berlin, isn't prepared to go to bat for your hateful fucking website.

I think we could all do with this kind of thing this morning. youtu.be/7Nn7NZI_LN4

Last night's best dream idea was "what if Masterchef but with IEDs instead of food?"

I have never been so relieved to give up on a show after two seasons as I have with the reactions to the end of Stranger Things. If only I'd done the same thing after season 5 of Dexter.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Excited to start the first podcast of 2026 tomorrow. It’s been a couple of weeks and the itch is definitely back.

what a time to be alive

I think I prefer the full colour version. Makes it clearer that Quetzalcoatl is annoyed that one of his scarabs has got out.

Can I offer you a terrible collage of Quetzalcoatl checking in on his self-sabotage in these troubled times?

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.

I watched 120 movies and read 84 books in 2025. Some of them were even good. A few of them were even good.

"Fuck you" I say to no one apropos of nothing this setting the tone for 2026.

Scouring of the Shire.

'I'm not very impressed with the structural integrity of these rice cakes' I say to myself providing definitive evidence that my best years are behind me.

Coming soon...

Fascinating thread but I don't feel it's that complicated? This is what happens when you go out of your way to performatively kick your own coalition in the hope of impressing voters who never liked you to start with.

My New Year's Resolution is to make you pay, make you all pay! You called me mad! I who have created life MAD?! A reckoning is coming for all of you in 2026 and you will beg for death before the end. This I swear. I will also be drinking less and getting more exercise.

Watching Luke Littler play darts is like reading a really good poem about a fast lad who is good at darts.

Stupid Twine project I started to try and get my head back into the interactive fiction game has gone fully mentile. 170 sections and counting. It's also extremely, extremely libellous.

Having the last of the Christmas pudding for breakfast like some kind of feral animal.

My podcasts will remain audio only because seeing my weird hairy face will only frighten people.

As a humble podcaster, it’s good to see this headline. You feel immense pressure to get on the video pod train, but it’s so fucking expensive to do - which feels like the complete antithesis of what podcasting was supposed to be; a chance for the indies to have a shot.

After being awake from 3am to 7am I finally got some sleep and dreamed that the DUP opened a theme park.

My very lukewarm take on Avatar is that they're cinematic experiences more than narratives. They are designed as spectacle and not a multimedia franchise. It doesn't matter that they aren't very good stories. A theme park ride doesn't need a story to succeed.