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New favourite painting just dropped. I hadn't really thought about his the formalism of cubist art crossed over with music but this really captures that for me. It's like looking at The Rite of Spring.

Well, I just forgot Patrick Grant’s name and couldn’t even manage “yer man off Sewing Bee”, so apparently he’s now called Daddy Trousers. Sorry, I guess.

Going to bed at 10pm cause I'm mildly under the weather feels like a treat in 2025. I have permission to opt out of thinking about Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting if I'm running a temperature? Someone please cough directly into my face.

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Why is Keir Starmer so devoted to making everything worse? Does he understand what the job of government is supposed to be about? Has he got some kind of accumulator bet on burning the country to the ground? Is he some kind of demented Liz Truss Stan?

Under the weather so I'm watching Solo Leveling which is pleasantly undemanding to the the extent that I think the target audience may be the heavily concussed.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if there was an obviously compelling story in James Bond's origins then professional writer Ian Fleming would have written it. He wrote Bond as eternally 37 for a reason.

I've worked with Huntingdon's patients in the past and anything that arrests the progress of the disease is likely to make a huge difference to the lives of people living with the disease and their loved ones. Genuinely astounding news, a phenomenal breakthrough.

These days I never feel more alive than when I'm gambling on a fart.

The cat just leapt up onto the table, looked around slowly, and then sighed as if to say "it's these pricks again is it?"

Might have just spotted a useful Phd about attending church and the Mental Capacity Act but sadly I'm too old and tired to actually research it.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Tomorrow for work reasons I need to watch a draft version of a new TV programme while travelling on a plane. I hope no one spots me & thinks 'it's a bit weird that Lucy Worsley spends her flight, erm, watching Lucy Worsley documentaries.'

Self-storage liminality.

My strongest belief is that there should have been an Elric TV show that was done with Gerry Anderson puppets.

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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Is there anything more left-wing than having a schism before a name?

Going to start a new version of Turning Point to spread my controversial opinions like "smooth peanut butter is the peanut butter of cowards" and "chips are actually one of your five a day".

Tom Cruise is arguably the greatest movie star of all time because every time I see him in a movie I somehow forget that he's a narcissistic cult apologist and just enjoy the shit out of the movie.

Leaning into fucking off the day by listening to Soviet jazz compilations with a cup of tea and catching up on my 2000AD back log. You don't often get to hear jazz accordion solos in this day and age.

I did a chore incredibly efficiently this morning and have celebrated by procrastinating so hard that I've pissed the entire afternoon away. I've actually been less productive than usual.

Absolutely brutal but accurate racism right here in 1925.

Robert Redford and the vocalist of At The Gates in one day? The grim reaper really is spoiling us today.

Just played Doom 2 with the ray tracing mod and it’s absolutely bananas. I don’t think it’ll ever be my standard way to play, it has to take too many liberties, but what an accomplishment.

This was a fun commission. The person requesting wanted an imaginary “80 Page Giant” of Wonder Woman doing only mundane things. Haha! Honestly, it makes me laugh.

“I was going to work until dinner your honour but my elderly cat had the zoomies and then needed to crawl into my lap to recuperate.” “I find you guilty. Guilty of being an awesome cat guy. Case dismissed! Let’s all eat sweets in my office.”

Turns out Chainsaw Man is extremely good. It’s a sufficiently perfect mix of violence, dumb shit, and brutal emotional resonance that part of me wants to accuse Garth Ennis of moonlighting in the manga industry.

If I were the UK Government I would simply not route all my communications through the platform whose owner just called for regime change in Britain and said "fight back or die"

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Years from now I'll say to people "remember that time a fascist was literally shitposted to death by a Nazi?" And they'll reply "Stop talking about the before times and help me kill this band of feral dogs."

Turns out if you believe in yourself and train hard amazing things are possible. I'd like to thank all the people who have supported me along the way. Top of the world Ma! TOP OF THE WORLD!

Excitement mounts as local man in need of crisps puts on shoes. Is this brave soldier preparing to go to a supermarket? He's got a bag. The signs are positive.

There are no crisps in the house. This should be the top story of the day but instead it's endless hand wringing over how racist the guy who killed the other racist is. Where's the rolling news coverage speculating on when I'll summon the energy to go to Farm Foods for a multipack of Hula Hoops?

Watching the legacy media trying to explain a terminally online murderer is like watching David Starkey trying to explain the lyrics of Baby Got Back.

This is the first series of Taskmaster composed entirely of people who look like people I worked with in retail.

And if it goes wrong then you get to be a second-phase boss in a FromSoftware game

OH MY FUCKING GOD GO DO THIS NOW

Had posts deleted overnight. They were bleak and one should probably have been better phrased to show I was referring to the grim absurdity of our society rather than anything else but given the shit I've seen people say about vulnerable people it feels harsh. Going to log off for a bit.

One of the few benefits of our modern technological hellscape is the ability to get home insurance quotes and organise a new policy without having to speak to a single human being.

"He is a martyr. You are the price of freedom. They had it coming."

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

A picture of grace and poise. You can see why the ancient Egyptians worshipped them.

Nintendo: Here is a charming video game about a happy frog. Please enjoy it. Also we will send hired goons round to break your legs if we think you’re playing it wrong.

Nintendo of the perfect exemplar of the paradox of late stage capitalism in that they have brought me countless hours of innocent pleasure and also I hate them with every fibre of my being, a sentiment they seem also to feel towards me.

Every day we stray further from the light of god

Bluesky is nice because I can look at it and find a reason to start drinking no matter the time of day.

“People love the low stakes and comforting fantasy world of Bagpuss but what if we took the characters out of that world and put them in our modern hellscape and also gave the story stakes?”