in the unusual position of feeling embarrassed for a billion dollar company today, as Lego launch their "smart" Star Wars sets...which nearly all use generic sound effects? Or perhaps it's more accurate to say I feel sorry for the poor Lego employee who has to demonstrate how the sets work lol

The telly: "penal colony" Us, intellectuals:

Resolving to go to the cinema more often this year so have added release dates for films I want to see to my phone calendar. Am sure it will in no way backfire when my phone wakes me up with the reminder SCREAM or THEY WILL KILL YOU

Hmm so on the one hand, They Will Kill You looks like a Ready Or Not ripoff, but otoh I will always welcome any new entry into the Eat The Rich subgenre

Rereading The Hobbit and mostly I am impressed at my 5th year teacher who had the class read it when we were 9. Tolkien uses the word "remuneration" in the first 30 pages lol

When you're trying to hide from all the work you put off in December...

briefly considered a Rings of Power rewatch after LOTR and The Hobbit, then we remembered what horrible little cunts the hobbits are

you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist good morning

I said at the time when the bad place was firing people all over the world without notice/process, but it's mad to me how American companies employ workers overseas without apparently troubling themselves to understand the different employment laws and protections which apply.

posted a photo of my cute cat ornament to cheer up the timeline and a rando told me I am ableist, got to love the bluesky experience

TIMELINE CLEANSE look at this derpy lil boi

What the bloke meant to say: is the electric blanket on? What he actually said: is my bum warmer open? 👀🤭

Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful

the bloke's making an English breakfast for tea and he's found a Salt Path documentary, so glad I married him 🥰

A few months ago, on the Neighbours (Australian soap) subreddit, a big controversy blew up about whether Paul Robinson could father a child, because he'd previously had a vasectomy. I promise, this is relevant! A bunch of us long term fans were confused, unable to remember it, but others >

I have a fuckton of work to do next week so it's unfortunate that I have no voice and can't move without having a coughing fit, I'd enjoy a sick day or two much more if it didn't mean having to squish everything into a smaller window of time later on

“Ladies and gentlemen. I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today… Now, I do not say this lightly but… one of you… is the murderer!”

*slide whistle* *comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*

this is why I can never log off

And thus ends our little event of #Wolf359OnThisDay I hope you have enjoyed it, if you haven't already please do check out our book at wolf359project.com we continue the story into the aftermath of Borg Incursion and take the story right up to 2401.

no 💅

omg the dwarves in The Hobbit are so fucking rude to everyone they meet, I wouldn't help them tbh, I cannot abide rudeness

Fb memories has reminded me that I saw in 2018 by staying up to read Into The Drowning Deep and The Bear & The Nightingale back to back, suspect that is a book high I will chase forever

my fave comment on a reddit thread asking "what's something you saw in a movie and called bullshit on because of your job"

Say what you like about The Hobbit movies, but they are great to nap to

Having a hot toddy at 3pm because I am ill and also we are still within the window of Christmas so shut up ok

omg so bored of this lurgy, and I just know I'll only get rid of it in time to go back to work on Monday 😭

You know you're getting old when you're listening to a bunch of characters make plans to travel and meet up once a month and your first thought is, my sweet summer children that is ambitious, you should set something a bit more achievable like maybe every 3 months

Inspired by, well, lots of you, I'm going to do a 2026 reading thread too 💙📚

An hour long queue just to get in the lego shop, so we said fuck that and went to waterstones where we found the lego we wanted

off to the Trafford Centre because lego sees fit to release new lego on new years day and one of the sets is a late Xmas present for the bloke, pray for Boo

Happy New Year!

The bloke was magnificent btw. A one man army fuelled by righteous rage. It was super hot.

was watching Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl and failed to keep track of time, consequently this was the first image I saw in 2026. anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR BLITCHES

Obi-Wan Kenobi voice: she is more cheese, now, than woman

Barnes and Noble have another 25% off preorder sale on, so you can snag my forthcoming SF horror novel CRAWLSPACE (March 17th) for... 25% off! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crawlspace...

WAIT A MINUTE is the Eagles only turning up for the Battle of the Black Gate just a metaphor for America joining the war late

When everybody is dunking on my shit take but I have notifications turned off

this is it lads, think I'm getting my first cold since pre covid

listen sometimes it's ok to just bin books

It never gets any easier to watch

me while the bloke is watching The Salt Path trailer

Look at that, time for my Justice for Faramir thread

Gollum has real cat energy, and I say this as a cat person

built all my christmas lego and BEHOLD HOW CUTE

caught myself muttering "where's the diddlywobs" while looking for something, my transformation into my mother has begun

unironically a good idea

hear me out, It's A Wonderful Life is actually a horror movie lol