Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

I'm old enough to remember a time when the president would at least have put some effort into lying to Congress first

“New Year, New Me”

If you are visiting here from X because the CSAM thing was a bridge too far, welcome. I'd encourage you to carefully consider whether the things you heard about Bluesky on X are true or whether they were lies spread by the guy who owns X who controls what posts you see on his site.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Beat Army!

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Love me some Bloc Party.

Republican Elite (last week): treason to tell military to not obey illegal orders & we would never give illegal orders Republican Elite (yesterday): we stand by orders to kill unarmed survivors of our attacks clinging to boats Republican Elite (today): military deserves all blame for illegal acts

Why do these Mormon Wives keep talking about Montauk??? What happened in Montauk?????

$NVDA earnings in two parts. Part 1: after earnings release.

The amount that newborn babies poop is shocking relative to their size

every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

Gold up while Bitcoin is down is one of my love languages. $GLD $BTC

People don't realize that Bond Classic was basically just a satire. Until Austin Powers, at which point Bond had to get serious.

My feed right now

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

Respectfully, it’s not “centrists vs progressives.” That’s the old way of thinking. It’s “institutionalists/establishment” vs “populists/fighters.”

Don't worry, Donald Trump, all those middle fingers were simply signaling that it was first down

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

House Model Update: 🔵 DEM: 231 (+16) 🔴 GOP: 204 (-16) - November 8, 2025 - (Seat change with 2024 Election) Full article available for Substack subscribers here -> open.substack.com/pub/usapolli...

This is how whales and dolphins happen www.iflscience.com/meet-the-fis...

We have two options basically. We can either tax the rich or eat the rich.

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums. He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up. How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

"No more endless wars in the Middle East"

Because I was in the military, I actually have gotten the MMR shot 6 times in my life 🙃 also some extra Hep shots.

Legalized sports betting nation-wide. As the Founders intended. /s

For anyone interested this list blocks all the new, sketchy accounts following these gov accounts

[Exit King.]

Here’s a block list: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Just incredible. Still riding January calls. $GLD Gold

Gold can't stop, won't stop. $GLD

Gold continuing its absolutely bonkers run. $GLD

Portland, OR, 2025

SCRAP THE CAP SCRAP THE CAP SCRAP THE CAP SCRAP THE CAP SCRAP THE CAP SCRAP THE CAP

"Non-pro rata uptier"

The cure to male loneliness:

I'm sorry after like a decade of these guys using 'soy' as an insult it turns out their soy was LOAD BEARING???