No idea how Gvardiol avoids a card there

United should have killed it at 1-0 but didn’t deserve to lose. The circumstances around Spurs’ goal after Sesko went off were harsh. To come back and take a point with 10 men is another small sign of growing resilience.

Ally McCoist says ‘it really is’ a lot

I still think it’s on… adventuregamers.com/news/wesley-...

If that Amad shot had found its way in in the last seconds, the league was basically sewn up. Shame.

Disappointed at a draw again. Progress.

I miss that time 5 minutes ago when United were winning the league

Never a corner. Sure there’ll be lots of balanced opinions on it if United end up winning.

Happy Sheikh Mansour Day to all those who celebrate.

I’d never criticise overseas supporters - United wouldn’t be what it is without its global fanbase - but it’s hard to argue that someone who visits Old Trafford once every few years should have the same voice as those who go week in, week out, especially on this issue

Clearly nonsense for a number of reasons but the most amusing is the idea of Lisandro Martinez using the term ‘woke agenda’.

I’ve thought this so many times. I might have actually died

You have to admire the universe’s commitment to ensuring Manchester United and Liverpool are never good at the same time as each other.

What a time

Incredible. Football just matters more over there. In a way none of us can ever really understand

Arne Slot is fast becoming a master of the quote that makes you pause and double-check it isn’t satire.

Can see this catching on

These monkeys have the worst luck

Michael Carrick was great in MOTD. His bit on United’s midfield was excellent

Maybe the ref put his clock back early

Someone explain where the extra minutes and 20 seconds has come from

That Damsgaard pass is a thing of beauty

De Ligt was excellent again by the way. Captain material.

Fuck off is Neville accepting thats a foul when he was playing. He's just bizarre when it comes to Utd these days

This was odd. As was his insistence the third should’ve been ruled out when Shaw grabbed a shirt (the ball was already with Dalot)

Even at three up you suspected there’d be something to make it feel a little nervy. Good, deserved win though. Momentum

My god. Was having trouble getting up for Brighton today after the excitement of Anfield but just heard @andymitten.bsky.social’s #5937 rant on Talk of the Devils and now want a fight

So much time for that T-Rex. No idea about mass-extinction events, but absolutely did understand bad vibes

Just listened to Talk of the Devils after Anfield. That clip of Lammens is almost as impressive as his composure on the pitch. Speaks really well. It’s as if he’s been around at the highest level for years - not 23

This guy

*Senne Lammens theme by John Williams plays in the background*

If Senne Lammens had been a dinosaur he’d have tipped that asteroid back into orbit and none of us would be here right now. Makes you think.

Easy to say now, but Liverpool felt like they were getting away with it early in the season without ever really playing well. Salah and Van Dijk both off the boil. Surprised there hasn’t been more scrutiny on Isak and Wirtz given the money spent.

Stood up today and didn’t flap ✊🇾🇪cunha was brilliant giving us an outlet taking the pressure off it coming straight back in.

Back to back league wins for United for the first time since God did his SATs

Have Van Dijk and Salah been like that all season? Didn’t look great

The most pleasing thing about United winning at Anfield is that they didn’t wilt when Liverpool equalised. Given how mentally frail they’ve been over the last few years, that felt as significant as anything.

Brings to mind this, sadly: "Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway." - Shannon L. Alder

Never forget the time the Sun published a sneering article mocking 'snowflake' academics and students for correctly understanding the whole fucking point of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

There is absolutely zero point trying to engage with these weirdos with replies like this

Pissing off the types of people who travel to follow England just makes me like Tuchel more.

Always worth remembering when gobshite pundits lie and say #mufc fans only protest / protested when trophies started to dry up post Fergie.

Granada Reports in 2005, when the Glazer takeover of United was finalised. The brothers visited Old Trafford and had to be taken away to safety in a police van which was pelted with missiles. The last part of the report - supporters were right to be worried. Shameful it was ever allowed to happen.

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Michael Oliver being given the Liverpool-United game after the Dalot fiasco the season before last feels like a wind-up. He’s a terrible notice-me ref at the best of times; seems to go up a notch when given a big game.

Stuckhome, more like

Sca Fell ✅

Beyond absurdity. Illegal sports betting platform BK8, suspected of operating from the notorious Victory Paradise compound in Cambodia, is one of Burnley FC's partners, as well as the main sponsor of Moto GP Team Gresini - which just won the Indonesian GP, with the BK8 logo visible everywhere... 1/3

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