“Yeah, he’s manhandled Amad, driven an ice axe into his skull seven times and then reversed over him in a fire engine, but there were two other defenders covering, so it’s not a penalty.”

Excellent from Carrick. Bang on.

Come on Carrick. Into him.

Jamie Redknapp doesn’t understand words

Jamie Redknapp now appears to think the Amad penalty wasn’t given because it wasn’t an opportunity to score. What?

You know it’s coming

Bruno Fernandes questioning why one was given and the other wasn’t. Good.

Really think that if Bournemouth didn’t score from the break then VAR probably looks at the Amad pen. Makes it all the more infuriating.

Jamie Redknapp doesn’t think it was a penalty on Amad, so there’s confirmation.

Good point in the circumstances. I’d have fancied United to close it out had they gone two up, which they likely would have had the foul on Amad been given. No complaints with the Maguire decision, but the inconsistency is laughable. I hope Carrick calls is out.

And naturally, they’ve found a whole nine minutes

It was so weird. He really took his time over the amad decision and then had his card out almost immediately for the Maguire one. Bizarre.

Don’t think anyone’s disputing the second call, it’s just that the one on Amad wasn’t given first.

Honestly, in the context of the Amad call mere minutes earlier, that is absolutely farcical from the referee.

There’s absolutely no difference in the contact there and the contact on Amad, yet look at the conviction from the referee. Disgraceful refereeing.

Good they’re back ahead, but it should be a two-goal lead.

That’s bollocks. Everyone in the world knows he’s only not given it because they’ve already had a penalty. It’s not as blatant as the first but there’s absolutely no reason for Amad to go down in that situation.

“Yeah, exactly” says Jamie Redknapp, having not listened to a word Andy Cole has said.

The fairytale continues

The year is 2189. Borussia Dortmund are exploring a deal for a cryogenically frozen, 189-year-old Jadon Sancho from Manchester United, who somehow still haven’t got rid of him, despite his contract expiring sometime before Earth perished in nuclear Armageddon and all survivors fled to another galaxy

The last time an Englishman managed at the Nou Camp their team also lost seven goals. Eddie Howe 🤝 Gary Neville

Xavi Simons running to get the ball after scoring his penalty was very cute

I’d 7-2 be a Newcastle fan right now!

Go to bed, Afcon

Poetry in motion. Mbeumo returning from an offside position gets an honorary mention, too half an eye from the defenders to allow Cunha to ghost in. But the pass 🤩

Still thinking about it

Casemiro knows where he’s off to already. Talk of one more year is futile.

Bruno Fernandes should be winning the Player of the Season. Simply the best player in the Premier League this year. No one else has the influence he does on his team, week after week.

It’s happened again

Win aside, I actually think that’s the best United have played in a few weeks

Outstanding

If it’s a day that belongs to mothers and not just one mother, it should be Mothers’ Day, not Mother’s Day. Use possessive apostrophes properly. Sort it out.

I hope France called the referees sir the most, because if they did, they’re the worthy winners

Victor Ubogu’s that guy’s dad 🤯

By all means, have a laugh at how out of place Paul Tierney looks alongside the Chelsea players. But remember, this is how it begins. Give it six months and he’ll be annexing Greenland and bombing Iran.

Should’ve squared it. With greed like this his career is going absolutely nowhere.

Ahh yes. West Ham vs city. Where’s Bandit’s video?

FIFA's first ever Peace Prize winner has become the first person to bomb a country out of participating in the FIFA World Cup.

Imagine it’s Allardyce

the western press is truly, truly ill.

I mean, by continuing to use the platform they’re prepared to overlook indecent images of children, racism, misogyny, Political miss-information etc etc etc.

The club can start it off by coming off the platform. Fucking shameful that clubs maintain a presence there

Hello. Using Elon Musk’s app now is akin to reading The Sun.

Its just maddening that people are still using it. I cant think why? None of the reasons that I was on there feel compeling enough to outweigh all the crap thats on there

Liverpool fans, I’d expect, will boycott the platform en masse at that and rightly so. I hope other football fans follow. It needs killing off.

If people still use that platform, even if they're against this and other hateful content on there, I judge them as part of the problem. You can't keep turning up to a place of ill repute, engage with it on any level and say "but I'm not doing the bad stuff." It doesn't wash.

Good to see Newcastle turned up again

Sorry but this is all I see

Spurs genuinely are in proper bother, aren’t they?