Just nipping up to the loft for the winter duvet. Does anyone need anything? A laptop that broke in 2013? All the United season reviews on VHS? One of my dear old Nan’s dining chairs?

My sister lives in France, and my mum’s going to spend Christmas over there. In my mind i was thinking we could have her over for NYE, do another Christmas Day then. But have just found out she’s not coming back until 10th January. I’m gutted. Is that really immature?

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It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄 They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me. And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X

By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy. But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism. Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.

“Three of our early 2026 games have been moved by the Premier League.”

I’ve become obsessed with The Traitors over the last few weeks - since jumping on the bandwagon with the celeb version. A nice antidote to the quiet midweeks. But bringing it back to the mighty reds…..I really like the man, but I’m still not sure whether Ruben Amorim is a Faithful or a Traitor.

I will never be ok with the Scott McTominay sale. We’re not quite Jaap Stam levels, but my god he’s not letting us move on, is he?

How can there still be another 2 evenings of international matches? This break has genuinely gone on forever.

Cinnamon is the best flavour. Of anything.

Turning into a debut season to forget, if true. Can’t see him getting close to double figures.

That’s another England game that’s completely come and gone without my knowledge. I’m assuming today was the 2nd of our international break.

One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.

Anyone who has been to the #TOTD live shows…..does anyone elaborate on the ‘complicated dressing room’ tag?

G’wan!

Business Breakfast Wanker. So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names. LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.

Thank you Senne. Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.

11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds? Happy with 7th? Content? Frustrated? Optimistic?

A bit like it’s all for show.

What a picture. 📸

I’m certain that we’d have lost vs Spurs and Forest last season. What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season. Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.

3 in a row got us dreaming (and many counting their chickens). Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are. Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.

Clean sheet on his debut now seven goals shipped in four games for Lammens. Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better. A real concern. As is our away form. Delighted for the international break.

Poor result but we take the point in the end. UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.

Don’t know what to make of that line up.

If Fletcher is on the bench tomorrow for the sole purpose of keeping the record going, then the record’s over.

A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.

Not sure how I became so obsessed with Celebrity Traitors having never watched the plebs version, but I absolutely loved it. Drama to the end. 📺 🍿 😱

It’s really difficult to defend brands, media outlets and journalists who continue to post all their content on that app. They now what they are supporting. We all do.

He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.

I miss the days when not being a cunt was largely considered the best way to go about things.

Are we sure they’ve got the right guy?

Someone who’s had a hacking cough for two weeks has just come into my office and dipped her paw in the packet of biscuits on the side. Do I: Suck it up butter cup Chuck the top most biscuit away Bin the lot

Make it make sense. I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard. And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.

Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂

NYC 🇺🇸 ❤️

Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.

I am pleased no one contested this. That’s BlueSky for you. We’re sensible people.

The bulldog clip is the king of stationery. It just is.

It’s a big yes from me. A reminder for us Gen X / older Millennials that our children have grown up in a very different world than we did. ❤️ youtu.be/z1bRlnyQeDk?...

Would love to know what Hannah Hampton got up to in training.

So when are Polls coming to BlueSky then lads? Who’s looking after that side of things?

Really looking forward to the 3rd round FA Cup draw. Excited to see whether United will be playing on the Friday or Monday night due to broadcast preference.

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UTFR.

My hot take that no one asked for. I could comfortably live without fireworks. I could also comfortably live without domestic pets that don’t like fireworks. I’m basically brining nothing to the table at this time of year. I guess, as per, just try to be considerate boys and girls.

He’d be out of the team next week if he’d have done that under LVG.

Three steps forward, then a little bit of jogging on the spot to keep our hands and feet warm. UTFR.

5 home games in a row kicking off at 8pm or later, on a weekday. Fuck it. They may as well play games abroad at this stage. Zero respect for match goers for a long long time.

The BBC are relentless