It is April 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is May 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is June 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks.

There's rumours we might be seeing a trailer for the sequel to "THAT" wizard game this week. To all of you who bought the last one, and said "I don't support her transphobia, but the story means so much to me", you've got a second chance to take a stand and not give her money this time.

Mfw my cat spontaneously decides to flay my hand on a whim

now and forever

Because I am born and raised in North West Wales, I am enthusiastically following the Eisteddfod [Welsh cultural festival - kind of a big deal] coverage and Rhun ap Iorwerth is there and let me tell you he's being received like the Pope visiting Mexico

I think somebody broke into my neighbour's house in the early hours of the morning last night (house alarm at like 3:30 AM, but also someone carefully restacked our hard rubbish pile that fell over in the wind (and added a bike) so yay?

Anchorite

Shiro's nicknames Egg Cottonpuff Puff-puff Greedy boy Peanut Beefcat Pusk Cattymeow Paffpaff Bean

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

All these Adult Content warnings like anyone on this app is under 30.

Lots of adults doing open-mouthed toddler coughs on the train today

Welcome to Vichy Australia. Where our leaders spend all day fellatiating the boots of the seppo nazi overlords

Heads up ya'll! with Bluesky rolling out moderation crack down in their new update, please consider enabling "adult content" under your moderation tab in settings. Not so you can have porn on your feed, but to ensure that you can still see posts with the word "stupid" and "hell" in it-

The amount of stuff I'm having to throw out because my anxious cat has decided to piss on it 🙃

The more I think about this wormtongued travesty of reportage, the more odious it becomes. Polanski says we need to make Reform voters see how & why they're wrong. So the duplicitous journo gets a quote from Lucas on how Reform voters have "legitimate concerns" and attributes it to "Green leaders."

assuming a lifespan of 80 years, the length of the entire human civilization is only about 70 people old. The US Civil War was two people ago and the Ottomans sacked Constantinople seven people ago. Not very long!

Update on this: my wrist, knee and hip are all turning green 💚

So it turns out if you put a little MSG in your mashed potatoes it tastes REALLY good

Remember to water and provide adequate shelter for your goths, if you find one out in the sun, looking confused, lure them to the nearest area of shade with Lullaby or Closer.

Catholics in 1200, admiring their church's new frescoes

those were the days

Whilst sorting through my stuff for the move I found a box of floppy disks of mine from high school 🧓

thinking about starting a new hobby (setting venomous snakes loose in schools and hospitals)

Image how much we could be doing with all the money and resources going into these exploding phallus analogues

Unless they plan to tear up the hill forts to build the wind farms in their place I really don't see what the problem is.

Does anyone in Melbourne want to adopt two elderly chooks? I'm moving into a townhouse in a few weeks and they can't come with me. They come with a hutch

Uncritical support to this district council forcing a Reform-run county to provide vital services to a vilified and misunderstood minority. Anti-GRT racism is one of the last remaining socially acceptable bigotries - DDDC shouldn't have to fight tooth and nail for this, but I'm glad they are.

I promise this isn't just more slop from tiktok and is actually one of the funniest things you will ever see

every day i find an incredible guy (from a painting scroll attributed to qiu ying called "raising the alms bowl: the conversion of hariti, mother of demons) asia.si.edu/explore-art-...

A new report from the United Nations weather agency gives a three-out-of-four chance that the next five years will average more than 1.5 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial temperatures.

Remember Labubus? That was 84 years ago

BREAKING: Mother once again vanishes, despite having just reappeared with a playful cry of "peekaboo!"

Thank you @amyremeikis.bsky.social for sharing this. People who live it are the ones who know.

what an astoundingly stupid time to be alive

Fell flat on my face running for the train this morning and was able to jump straight back up and get on before it left, how's THAT for 39 😎

Because “Reduce your Carbon Footprint”, while still a worthwhile effort, was essentially an astroturfed advertising campaign by BP to have individuals reduce their personal emissions through lifestyle choices while the oil industry continued to expand fossil fuel extraction infinitives.

Having a Too Many Feelings kind of day. Horrible. I specifically requested Fewer Feelings.

Reading about how the super el niño's fucking up the UK's making me feel super great about next summer here in Aus 🫠

It appears to have increased in Aus as well, SO glad I trusted my intuition and bought one before prices got ridiculous

Decisions about Scotland should be made by the people who live here. There’s a clear pro-independence majority in the Scottish Parliament and that majority voted for a referendum. For politicians in London to deny that choice is a democratic outrage.

Oxford, the longest running continuous weather station in UK history, with temperature observations stretching back to 1815, has preliminarily broken its maximum temperature record for May yesterday by OVER 3ºC with a temperature of 33.7ºC. Unprecedented in its 211-year history.

Current earworm: Rellana's theme from Shadow of the Erdtree

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

probably shouldn’t surprise me anymore but wow a whole lot of Brits just think racism doesn’t count if it’s directed at Travellers

On a train carriage full of kids and I left my headphones at home 😖

Lol, Hawarden (my home village) is the hottest place in Wales again 🔥

A DEAL? A SUCCULENT BACK ROOM DEAL?