paul schrader’s a.i. girlfriend (they/them) 🇵🇸
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capybara enthusiast, them-about-town, and literal doctor
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i know that i normally log on and act like a huge bitch but im trying to improve the way i relate to myself and others so if i act like a bitch you can tell me to stop
8 months ago
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this is the most south african anyone has ever been
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about 23 hours ago
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just got a text from my apartment complex’s new “a.i. assistant” which is now how we request maintenance, report damage to common areas, and so on
4 days ago
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i think if you buy the facebook smart glasses the government should make you eat rat poison on television
9 days ago
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Al Kennedy
10 days ago
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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i am never going to “go live” on any social media platform
10 days ago
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the hundred years’ porn war
11 days ago
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that’s not even close to being my problem
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11 days ago
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Jeremy C. Shipp
12 days ago
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last.
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when youre on the job market people will tell you to get a job in tech because it is easy and highly profitable. regardless of whether that is true it should be legal to kill someone for saying it
11 days ago
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do you ever read a rec request thread in r/LGBTbooks and come out the other end thinking “go and write your own fucking book, then, jesus fucking christ”
11 days ago
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today i went into a barbershop in the gay part of town and got the tig notaro special
11 days ago
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double feature of impetigore and sweeney todd to maximize onscreen throat-slitting
12 days ago
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rest in peace, stan lee: you fucking ruined mass culture
13 days ago
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umbrella has to have the worst hr department of any major corporation
14 days ago
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hfjdyafxikfhsjskdjsgahdkdh
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14 days ago
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im so tired of adrien brody
19 days ago
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whoever decided to close all of the bus stops on 125th today, i hope you get shot by a toddler
19 days ago
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hokum was really good. its like they made the entire movie out of the scariest parts of caveat and oddity
20 days ago
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accidentally applied for a job in the music industry
21 days ago
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i made four pizzas today
21 days ago
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“49 alternatives to ‘said’” you do not need any alternatives to said if you are pure of heart
22 days ago
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there’s stupid and then there’s “posts about italian food on an unlocked social media account” stupid
26 days ago
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it would be so awesome if russell brand died
28 days ago
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the appeal of true crime is that it allows idiots to substitute moral judgments for legal ones and to be validated in that conflation because for some reason people love to think that there is no wrong way to engage with media
29 days ago
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jay mccarrol’s heat suppressants have stopped working so we are all doomed
29 days ago
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martin scorcese has such a great mind but unfortunately i just think i care more about words than images. and when those images are moving? oh brother
30 days ago
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silence was like a cross between veggie tales and saw
30 days ago
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we are on our way to see silence (2016), which may or may not be the film that transforms me into a bona fide catholicism respecter
about 1 month ago
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guy who has been banned from r/petpsychics for reasons too obvious to require an explanation
about 1 month ago
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did my good deed for the day (helped a bunch of other historians of science and technology convince someone on reddit not to do a history of science and technology phd) so now i get to do morally neutral stuff like shower and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
about 1 month ago
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erin and i are seeing silence (2016) tonight at siff and i am excited to see if it is the first ever good piece of christian art
about 1 month ago
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i cant believe that the words prostate and pseudoprostate arent used at all in three seasons of hannibal. seems like a pretty glaring oversight
about 1 month ago
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the only thing worse than movies is all movies
about 1 month ago
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Jeremy C. Shipp
about 1 month ago
If one more person wanted to sign up for my Patreon today, that would be very cool and nice.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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Get more from Jeremy Creature on Patreon
fabric art, weird little guys, puppets
https://www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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guy whose major regret in life is that he didn’t post “one down, four to go” when liam payne died
about 1 month ago
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i figured out how to unsubscribe from those emails and all it took was calling an AI chatbot a cunt
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about 1 month ago
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any fool can tell you that true atheism is not « eating the pope’s pussy, » but what i am here to tell you is that nor is it « shooting the pope with a fucking rocket launcher » but a secret, third thing
about 1 month ago
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to call this a reading of baudrillard is perhaps too generous
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about 1 month ago
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every week i find a new kind of email that i have to unsubscribe from. this week it was passive aggressive emails from instagram telling me to check my messages on instagram.
about 1 month ago
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it was such a relief when i found out that andy serkis did not adapt animal farm as an animated family comedy and that no such movie will ever be released
about 1 month ago
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bloody-disgusting.com/movie/394534...
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Long-Awaited Sequel ‘Behind the Mask II: The Return of Leslie Vernon’ Is Officially On the Way
It’s been 20 years since Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon introduced audiences to an unconventional new slasher icon, and fans have clamored for a sequel since. After multiple false starts, it’s now official: the long-awaited sequel is finally moving forward. Behind the Mask director Scott Glosserman and writer David J. Stieve have […]
https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3945345/behind-the-mask-ii-the-return-of-leslie-vernon-official/
about 1 month ago
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conservative literature be like notes from aboveground
about 1 month ago
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i made a ticketmaster account to get tickets for erin and i to see les mis and every day since ticketmaster has emailed me trying to get me to sell those same tickets using their dumb little marketplace app. is it just me or should these people be killed
about 1 month ago
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“just be yourself! :)” in this economy?
about 1 month ago
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Kirby Conrod
about 1 month ago
did i tell y'all i published my first actual knitting pattern on ravelry? it's a free crescent-shaped shawl thingy with drop stitch lace details, i hope you like knitting it up as much as i do (i'm on my third one) 🧶
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
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crepuscular shawl pattern by Kirby Conrod
This pattern is free because I have not had it tech edited or formally. If you notice errors please feel free to let me know on Ravelry and I will update the pattern occasionally. It is also HEAVILY inspired by Sacre Coeur by Nim Teasdale, which is a beautiful lace shawl that I strongly recommend! I wanted a more brainless variant of the same shape – this is fanfic.
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/crepuscular-shawl
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who are some good people to block on this website? tag them in the comments
about 1 month ago
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banning leafblowers is the compromise position. what people really want is stand your ground for leafblowers.
about 1 month ago
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the 21st century has an mvp and it is the angelus novus, same as the last century tbh
about 1 month ago
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the iranian working class is way more human than the american ruling class
about 2 months ago
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i am so fucking glad i stopped going to hot yoga
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about 2 months ago
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