hey have i asked you guys this before?

ai-generated video of gavin newsom being nice

the story ive been working on during my daily commutes is gonna be pretty good once its done

hwæt

has everybody always been this nuts about the wizard of oz or what

the grinch had a green body

zoomers think that the word deadass is a magic spell that stops people from disagreeing with them

*wokely* jeff gerstwomann

dont forget to boycott scream 7 :)

personally i dont think atonement 2 was as good as the original

saw someone on reddit praising a book by saying “the prose is absolute poetry.” have you considered that i am going to kill and eat you

something i have noticed about medical facility waiting rooms in orange county is there are always racial slurs coming from old people’s phones in them

Given what’s in the original running man novel (dystopian future where everyone has goofy names, people spend time in Maine for no reason, clearly written on coke) I’m surprised it took so long to figure out Stephen King was Richard Bachmann

earlier today i told erin ive been washing my hair with body wash for a few weeks and she was like can i buy you a bottle of shampoo and i was like nah not necessary but thanks so she paused for a second then was like can i insist

do you think trump swallowed

getting super into mouthtaping but just like during the day

“can cats have autism?” actually all cats have autism

by the time i finish php i will be immune to irritation

writing a little story called “a counterfeit daughter” while shitting at a laser tag place in southern california

at a family-style pizza place with a gendered bathroom configuration i have never seen before: the women’s bathroom is single-sex but the men’s is unisex. i want so badly to ask the owner how that happened but it is so busy here

reupping this today

this is tron (2025) to me

thinking about becoming a linkedin shitposter

lol fuck google

never tell me about anything that is happening at a social media company organizationally. it is never any of my business

i love to performatively read fanfiction about male superheroes getting knocked up

the one good thing that happened in 2025 was i was in residential for halloween so i didnt have to see a bunch of drunk gay guys dressed like the bitch from weapons

sick to death of california

girl he died

@schumer.senate.gov Fuck you. Retire.

i too have noticed women at taco bell

saw bugonia today. what a treat for me specifically, a little truffle of a film

jon ossoff is such a piece of shit lol

if your enemy is mormon youre gonna have to dig a crazy number of graves

ive been watching mr robot. p good. i hope ollie gets eaten by dogs

next week im taking a big step toward going home ^__^

*democrat voice* ah, nevertheless,

jon arbuckle should have been aborted

james watson is dead. alright

one of the best skills i have learned in treatment is ignoring shit that is none of my fuckin business

me whenever someone is not referring to the world trade center

i think we have enough mac and cheese recipes

transphobes and their enablers can fucking choke

just saw this on discord lmao

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wild how many people get out of bed every morning and choose to be fuckin awful all day

marlene dietrich reborn