this is the most south african anyone has ever been

just got a text from my apartment complex’s new “a.i. assistant” which is now how we request maintenance, report damage to common areas, and so on

i think if you buy the facebook smart glasses the government should make you eat rat poison on television

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

i am never going to “go live” on any social media platform

the hundred years’ porn war

that’s not even close to being my problem

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last. www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je... bookshop.org/p/books/bedf...

when youre on the job market people will tell you to get a job in tech because it is easy and highly profitable. regardless of whether that is true it should be legal to kill someone for saying it

do you ever read a rec request thread in r/LGBTbooks and come out the other end thinking “go and write your own fucking book, then, jesus fucking christ”

today i went into a barbershop in the gay part of town and got the tig notaro special

double feature of impetigore and sweeney todd to maximize onscreen throat-slitting

rest in peace, stan lee: you fucking ruined mass culture

umbrella has to have the worst hr department of any major corporation

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im so tired of adrien brody

whoever decided to close all of the bus stops on 125th today, i hope you get shot by a toddler

hokum was really good. its like they made the entire movie out of the scariest parts of caveat and oddity

accidentally applied for a job in the music industry

i made four pizzas today

“49 alternatives to ‘said’” you do not need any alternatives to said if you are pure of heart

there’s stupid and then there’s “posts about italian food on an unlocked social media account” stupid

it would be so awesome if russell brand died

the appeal of true crime is that it allows idiots to substitute moral judgments for legal ones and to be validated in that conflation because for some reason people love to think that there is no wrong way to engage with media

jay mccarrol’s heat suppressants have stopped working so we are all doomed

martin scorcese has such a great mind but unfortunately i just think i care more about words than images. and when those images are moving? oh brother

silence was like a cross between veggie tales and saw

we are on our way to see silence (2016), which may or may not be the film that transforms me into a bona fide catholicism respecter

guy who has been banned from r/petpsychics for reasons too obvious to require an explanation

did my good deed for the day (helped a bunch of other historians of science and technology convince someone on reddit not to do a history of science and technology phd) so now i get to do morally neutral stuff like shower and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

erin and i are seeing silence (2016) tonight at siff and i am excited to see if it is the first ever good piece of christian art

i cant believe that the words prostate and pseudoprostate arent used at all in three seasons of hannibal. seems like a pretty glaring oversight

the only thing worse than movies is all movies

If one more person wanted to sign up for my Patreon today, that would be very cool and nice. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

guy whose major regret in life is that he didn’t post “one down, four to go” when liam payne died

i figured out how to unsubscribe from those emails and all it took was calling an AI chatbot a cunt

any fool can tell you that true atheism is not « eating the pope’s pussy, » but what i am here to tell you is that nor is it « shooting the pope with a fucking rocket launcher » but a secret, third thing

to call this a reading of baudrillard is perhaps too generous

every week i find a new kind of email that i have to unsubscribe from. this week it was passive aggressive emails from instagram telling me to check my messages on instagram.

it was such a relief when i found out that andy serkis did not adapt animal farm as an animated family comedy and that no such movie will ever be released

conservative literature be like notes from aboveground

i made a ticketmaster account to get tickets for erin and i to see les mis and every day since ticketmaster has emailed me trying to get me to sell those same tickets using their dumb little marketplace app. is it just me or should these people be killed

“just be yourself! :)” in this economy?

did i tell y'all i published my first actual knitting pattern on ravelry? it's a free crescent-shaped shawl thingy with drop stitch lace details, i hope you like knitting it up as much as i do (i'm on my third one) 🧶 www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

who are some good people to block on this website? tag them in the comments

banning leafblowers is the compromise position. what people really want is stand your ground for leafblowers.

the 21st century has an mvp and it is the angelus novus, same as the last century tbh

the iranian working class is way more human than the american ruling class

i am so fucking glad i stopped going to hot yoga