I don’t know about you, but I’m still sort of processing that the US president stood up in the UN and declared that London is about to be under Sharia law, and the response has been “actually, that won’t happen” rather than “Jesus, that is insane.”

1) Chernobyl 2) Films 3) How unbearable @telthetrekkie.bsky.social and Donald Trump are

I love the kind of friendship that still feels close, even though you sometimes don‘t talk for longer stretches of time. Those that pick off right where you left it, as if no time had passed.

My grandmother is 92 years old and still diehard East Fife 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Worth it

£4.99 for a vegan sausage roll at The Pasty Shop in Reading station. Daylight robbery

“Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a joke.”

Y'all still here? Anyone been raptured?

On this we agree wholeheartedly.

Did my slap ahead of being raptured later. Gotta look nice for god #rapture

Have added today's rapture survival to my CV. I've achieved so much! Unless it's happening this evening? I was christened, does that mean I will float into the sky with all the Christians or

Got raptured. It’s boring as shit up here

Today I walked past a lorry driver, in his cab, winding bog roll round his hand. I think I will try not to think about the events that led to this behaviour.

I-

Always worth a repost

Chump and RFKJR Testing a New Theory on How To Avoid The RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES...

Somehow, Jimmy Kimmel returned.

I would bet solid money that a non-trivial number of officials in the Trump regime think that Tylenol is interfering with God’s plan for women to suffer pain in pregnancy and childbirth.

Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

You're kidding me. Para fucking cetamol. From the guy who suggested you inject bleach to combat covid O2 and dihydrogen oxide gives you autism as well. Wait til he warns you about that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I take it back. This gay is cancelled

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

Fucking love this gay

Why the fuck am I seeing so much about Charlie kirk in all feeds!!?? I - as a Brit - am seeing more of this shit than I did when Jo Cox was shot prior to the brexit referendum.

Another one? Getting bored of surviving so many raptures

There's a story to be told here 👟

I saw this post quoted on fb yesterday, and the responses from men were heartwarming. Made me feel much better about myself because yes I have this. And I hate it. www.facebook.com/100071739214...

What was Robert De Niro doing in the lift with Princess Diana?

A film I've loved for 25 years.

How are we letting the worst and most incompetent man be the end of 250 years of US Democracy? Please someone make it make sense.

Finally, a backbone from Keith. Good job I visited the holy land when I did then, because presumably Ben Gurion airport in Tel Aviv will add British passports to the refusal list. BBC News - Starmer set to announce UK recognition of Palestinian state on Sunday www.bbc.com/news/article...

Any fans of the original Spinal Tap - GO SEE THE NEW ONE. IT IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. Didn't know if they could recapture what the genius of the first, but they managed it. Also some familiar faces sending themselves up. Respect.

LEWKKKKKKKK. I been there 😍😍👀👀👀 ☢️

Oh wow I've agreed with the fucker

Seeing the sequel tomorrow. Can't bloody wait

Only really ones remember this

Impressed he got it the right way round. Shame about the accompanying bunting www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Punched for 'setting feminism back' But rich, given that she seems to be embracing her sexuality in the way she wants. If she's comfortable, safe and consensual, what's wrong? Isn't that what feminism is about? I wouldn't do it, but I'm not her. www.dailystar.co.uk/news/bonnie-...

Any brits circa my age remember MyMaths? It was/is a website where you log in and practice maths questions - interesting on dial up and later having to squeeze in time on my dad's pc just to show I'd completed some. Didn't have my own pc with Internet until I went to uni!

It’s actually not a bad price for a scary lamp.

Love to see it. Maybe Trump and Prince Andrew should meet up. You know, for old time’s sake.

Prosperous you shall be, Live Long you will. #YodaStatue #AndysUSAdventure

Interesting how the right have been complaining about cancel culture for years - and how weak liberals are because their feelings are hurt - but as soon as someone says things they don't like about one of theirs, that person is silenced. All this FREE SPEECH

Ronald Gump has just stated, in a presser with the UK Prime Minister, that he won in 2020. Literally nobody outside the brain-rotted MAGA cult believes that, and every time he says it he invites us to speculate on whether his lies are deliberate, or whether he simply does not know fact from fiction.

Happy queuiversary to @telthetrekkie.bsky.social At some point over the next few days I hope to recreate the thread on here 😂😂

Oh, so another anti-Orange talk show host bites the dust. What a surprise. I thought they were all about free speech? Vance was Wanking himself dry about free speech in their bullying of Zelenskyy. Oh, my mistake. It's only free speech when it's pro Orange, because the US is now a fascist nation.

Given that I couldn't get out of bed until 1600 yesterday (seizures are bullshit but I've never had one knock me out quite that long) it is 0415 and I am still awake 😩😩😩 Andrew is weak and passed out like 4h ago

This is the best yet 😹😹😹