Watched Ballerina - its OK. It really reminded me of playing Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. If ever a game gave a sense that a place hates you for simply being there, it's Innsmouth in DCotE😱 Very much the same vibe in the last 3rd of Ballerina. Only with LOTS more guns. #RetroGames

The face of a cat who just heard the *𝘾𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆* of a neck acid tube being opened😅 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

JD Vance devastated by 30% tariff on prostitution.

Game stuff wot I forgot I made - the WTF section🕹️⁉️ №17: Lego Greek Mythology Beat-em-Up💥 On paper this was great. Special powers! fancy moves! Bits breaking off that limit your opponent's moves! It's just that last bit wasn't much fun in practice. More Rise of Robots than Exploding Fist😅 #GamesWTF

Doodlings!✏️ And a very rough one at that😅 Because I've been playing Lego City Undercover, naturally. I quite like the general look though, even if the stop motion cam is in dire need of a good fiddling.

Idly followed a post link to bluefacts.app I knew I was here pretty early, and I was dimly aware I was in a few starter packs for some reason. But I have a "Big" following? WTF?😂🤣

Mars.

Loving the new Iron Man😅

Sipping fizzy paracetamol while perusing an NHS referral reading "𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘹 𝘪.𝘦. 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘮." I am both topical and relevant😅 #autism

That was actually pretty good. Worth watching if you can put up with the hooting gibbons in the studio. Less hooty edits are available. Not something I'd normally watch but it says some important things without apparent restrictions. Worth supporting I think, though I get why so many cancelled subs.

I know I don't say this as often as I should, and I'm really sorry for that. But Lego City Undercover - I love you💖 I'd forgotten how funny this is. Loaded it to 'quickly' check something at 11 last night & didn't get to bed until 3am. Easily the 2nd best* writing in open world games for me🥰 #Lego

Onwards to The Last of Us Part II! Not the generational leap in toilet technology I was hoping for, although I was playing the remaster of Pt I TBF. No toilet paper in any of the 1st three I've encountered, so I can't yet tell if the apocalypse drove them to hanging it the wrong way as per Pt I🧟🧻

Genuinely thought this was Blake's 7 at first😅

Key points: • MMR vaccine for mumps, measles, &, y'know, that other one: Bad • If dying of fever there's no alternative to paracetamol, but don't take it & there'll be no downside • There's a rumour he doesn't know is true that Cuba can't afford paracetamol, and has virtually no autism • Fuckwit

Definitely not me spilling coffee on myself, waving my cup trying to get her to look at the camera. #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

Having watched 1883 and 1923, moving on to Yellowstone! And, honestly, if I was writing a spoof of Horse Operas I would probably have them so obsessed that they even do stuff like fishing on horseback. And yet here we are😅

This is the fourth time I've brushed her this morning. I don't understand where it all comes from. She's like a perpetual motion machine, only for Hairy. #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

What video game do you consider perfect? #TextAdventure #AdventureGames #InteractiveFiction

This is the fourth time I've brushed her this morning. I don't understand where it all comes from. She's like a perpetual motion machine, only for Hairy. #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

I volunteer down the local Ent sanctuary as much as I can. It's rewarding work, but sometimes it still gets to me🥺

So this sums up Social Media quite well🤦 • Sat on the toilet, I saw a Facebook post about Labour's disability gubbins ruining their historic stance. • I mentioned Corbyn's Labour went to the toilet all over the Equality Act by routing all diversity complaints through the Leadership's office. 1/4🧵

Well, that's dinner sorted😋

And now I'm home the herringbone lies like discarded armour in the sweltering sun🌞 Yorkshire weather - are you drunk?

At seven feet tall and gatekeeping pathways, the local nettle population is taking on a distinctly "Triffid" vibe now. I'm not sure I approve😳

'Glorious Sunshine!' thinks I, bounding out the house in a Monkey Island T-Shirt. Befire leaving the drive I have goosebumps & mild hypothermia. Cruel, duplicitous Yorkshire weather😩 I now stride forth in more suitable attire, it is the 1st day of the stylish herringbone layers. Winter is coming🥶

Happy Birthday to #Outrun (1986)!🎂 There was something impossibly cool about sitting in the hydraulic arcade cabinet, picking your tunes, and racing off. Some of you may remember my joy over this long time personal goal🥰 #RetroGames

I should probably stop this, but I don't want to ruin the comedy potential😅 #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

Aldi cream crackers make their diet lemonade taste like cream soda. I realise there might be a good reason for that given the name, but it came as a pleasant surprise to me😋

I'm watching 1923. Is it weird that the part that feels oldest is the MTV music ident at the start of every episode?😅

Cafe doggo puddle. I believe that heater may be a bit high🫠

I quite enjoyed Boss Fights when they 1st appeared mid-late 1980s, cos they largely fit the SHMUP games of the time. It's once games got more sophisticated and story driven that they became an annoyance - especially as they're often walled off mini-games that break from the flow of normal gameplay.

Happy Birthday to #Outrun (1986)!🎂 There was something impossibly cool about sitting in the hydraulic arcade cabinet, picking your tunes, and racing off. Some of you may remember my joy over this long time personal goal🥰 #RetroGames

I should probably stop this, but I don't want to ruin the comedy potential😅 #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

Ded💀 Alas poor strides, you were taken from us too soon. About 45 minutes too soon, to be precise - if they'd held on that long I would have been back home.

Disappointed to find these don't have real axes in them. Yet.

Damn. I wish the crotch of my jeans hadn't ripped open climbing back over that wall😳

The Yorkshire Niagara. Impressive, huh?

Ooh! Crow Country is available in the PS+ sub now. I've been meaning to play this🙂

Zombie Reacher!🧟 I think Audible's algorithm might be a tad confused by word association😅 Although Amazon's "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐𝘧 𝘢 𝘔𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦?" show has him scheduled to fight King Kong by season 8, and I'd quite like to see Reacher Vs The Army of Darkness...

Dis Assassin's Creed Black Jolly Flag scuttle-butt be a mighty broad tack o' tellin' 'twill be a digital only release, me hearties. Also happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, to those who celebrate🏴‍☠️🦜 #talklikeapirateday

Happy Anniversary to Broken Sword Reforged!🎂 Every bit as beautiful as I 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 the original being. It captures the feel and charm, and takes me right back to first playing in 1996. This is remasters done right🥰 I will always have Parrots in the Fall🥹 #BrokenSword #AdventureGames #PointAndClick

Man, I can't imagine how bad the apocalypse got in the UK for that to happen😯

Mutant! Disfiguration! Frankenstein PS5 Controller*! The grip on one of the sticks peeled off, so I'm trying this replacement. Delightfully it popped up as 'Silicone Thumb' delivery on my phone just before arrival🙂 * Yes, yes I know - actually it's The Monster PS5 Controller

"People not wearing glasses will be at a cognitive disadvantage" claims man spending billions on failed sandwich making technology.

I feel that an #AlienEarth expansion is probably inevitable for this game👁️ #Sheep

It was simpler when social media was less real world. Back when it was just Grammar Nazis and the Alt-Write.

"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦..."🙄 At least Jynx is providing her own Insta filters these days. #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky

This is the best sentence written in all of Star Wars, ever😂 #StarWars

This week's #AlienEarth. Jaw dropping.