Shaun of the Dead (2004) is now as old as Poltergeist (1982) was when Shaun of the Dead came out.

New office decor purchased from the excellent www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Yavi... @bhaalspawn.bsky.social The spice must flow

#NewProfilePic - and yep, I’m still pretending to like retro first person video games “for the clout”… at least according to one or two of my recent DMs. 😉 #TillysArt

Is it weird that I just idly wondered if I'll get to finish my gang's dnd campaign, Tomb of Annihilation before, well, annihilation?

Aliens, drawn in ballpoint pen 🖊️ (biro) by me. Drawn on 8"x12" paper, 2018. And yes, drawing the large dark areas with a black biro WAS a bit of a nightmare 😅. #TillysArt [1/3...]

Aliens, drawn in ballpoint pen 🖊️ (biro) by me. Drawn on 8"x12" paper, 2018. And yes, drawing the large dark areas with a black biro WAS a bit of a nightmare 😅. #TillysArt [1/3...]

America. One of our Prime Ministers was forced to resign when she was compared unfavourably to a lettuce. I feel like being an incompetent, corrupt, mad, warmongering, sex-pest fascist should be enough, no?

Remember, he died for us. ❤️

Today I saw the Super Mario Galaxy movie, which I thought was …fine? But I also repeatedly fell asleep. So make of that what you will! 😅

#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 57 #FakeBookTitleFriday

The Russian interference campaign to target and influence individuals, the public and the US democratic process overall, to ultimately install Donald Trump as POTUS, will likely be recognised as the most successful intelligence operation in history. But what do you think it was called? Operation…?

It’s #dnd night! Tonight we killed an evil cultist disguised as a priest, ruining the wedding he was about to officiate. Decapitating him, his head sailed through the air & landed in the terrified bride’s lap. Our rogue, with a wink; ‘That’s not the only head you’ll be getting tonight!’ Boys. 😅

I'm getting kind of tired of having either no pockets... ...or pockets not even big enough to nest a miniature giant space hamster. So, I’m considering investing in a Bag of Holding. Wait… Have I been playing too much Baldur’s Gate? 😬

I'm getting kind of tired of having either no pockets... ...or pockets not even big enough to nest a miniature giant space hamster. So, I’m considering investing in a Bag of Holding. Wait… Have I been playing too much Baldur’s Gate? 😬

In other news, I’ve just eaten my first Easter egg, and there’s nothing you can do about it. 🥚

Spare a thought for the crew of the Artimus II, who escaped Earth to avoid the never ending siht show we will still have to put up with, only for their toilet to break down. 😬

Congratulations to the crew of the Artemis II, for successfully escaping this absolute trash ball. Don't stop, don't return to Go - there won't be a £200! 😅

Sad news everyone. 😭 #TillysCabinetOfCuriosities

Dude, how is your interview with ME given equal billing to an interview with John Romero and Tom Hall. 😉😅❤️ But yes, check it out. ☺️

Sad news everyone. 😭 #TillysCabinetOfCuriosities

Dude, how is your interview with ME given equal billing to an interview with John Romero and Tom Hall. 😉😅❤️ But yes, check it out. ☺️

My new book Doom Video Games: How One Doomed Space Marine Changed Gaming Forever is coming soon. Pre-order my book now: www.amazon.com/Doom-Video-G... Features interviews with @johnromero.bsky.social, @thattomhall.bsky.social, @bhaalspawn.bsky.social, and more! #doom #retrogaming #snes #ps1

The Matrix (1999) is now as old as Solaris (1972) was when the Matrix came out.

Spring forward? Spring forward can absolutely do one. ⏰😬

Unlike one of my nephews, who I keep finding staring at these ads because; “I like watching the king die.” bsky.app/profile/tarj...

Yeah, I get this when Ice Ice Baby comes on the radio.

Question: You have to sell ALL the physical games you own... Except 3. Which 3 are you keeping?

Question: You have to sell ALL the physical games you own... Except 3. Which 3 are you keeping?

#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 56 #FakeBookTitleFriday

He's not credited, but you can't tell me this old man isn't voiced by Marc Silk, the actor who played the Good conscience (and everything else!) in Black and White by Lionhead Studios? I wouldn't even believe HIM if he told me he didn't. 🤣

Very proud owner of this piece 🥰

Ah, the Elfsong Tavern. I keep expecting to hear, "My inn's as clean as an elven arse."

My vaguely #NewProfilePic reminding me to post more drawings! This drawing ended up being owned by Stephen Kick of Nightdive Studios, but don’t like to brag. 😜

My vaguely #NewProfilePic reminding me to post more drawings! This drawing ended up being owned by Stephen Kick of Nightdive Studios, but don’t like to brag. 😜

I slept at 8pm last night with a fever, & just woke, 15 hours later, all sweaty, disoriented & weird. My friend had kindly stayed over & has taken the dog for a walk. I assume. To feel better, I’m reading this; in which a cop wakes from a coma alone to find almost everyone is dead. Yeay? 😅

#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 17 #PerksOfDatingMe 💕: Under the right circumstances, I will never be disappointed in your 5.25" floppy!

Today, I’ve essentially been a domestic goddess... 💃 …Not only gardening, but also cooking these shortbread biscuits. I know this is off brand, so if it’s any consolation, I used unicorn tears instead of vanilla extract. And you only get those via torture.

I’ve just been gardening for the past two hours. I’ve got to say, it’s not as much fun as Animal Crossing, but at least I don’t have to constantly speak to and pretend I like my neighbours.

If Donald Trump’s minute wang was a Pokemon.

Why does this look like some kind of pimped out Purple Tentacle from Day of The.

The Game Boy Advance (2001) is now as old as the Fairchild Channel F (1976) was when the Game Boy Advance was released.

Oh, I forgot to mention. A new work colleague started - he's an avid games player (console, but you can't have everything). I mentioned Deus Ex... "I've heard of it, but never played it..." *checks* "...Oh yes, it came out before I was born." This is an adult with a mortgage. 😱

The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion (2006) is now as old as Might & Magic 1 (1986) was when Oblivion was released.

#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 55 #FakeBookTitleFriday

Found this book in Baldur’s Gate 3. An ‘alternate history sex adventure.’ Yoshimo and the BhaalSpawn sitting in a tree.. doing almost anything readily. I’m here for it! 😲👍

@bhaalspawn.bsky.social Have a good day and always Dare to Be Stupid. #weirdal #transformers

#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 16 I like to be tied up, so long as it’s with a 1990’s LPT dot matrix printer cable from the PC spares drawer. 🤤

Your girl just did karaoke with a work colleague. The Heavens rent asunder at the diabolic tones of disaster I ushered forth. Such a herald or grim portent. I am sorrow.