A winter painting of mine.

Last night I was visited by three ghosts, and I have to say, this little device paid for itself already...

Seasons greetings. BBC news doing an almost minute by minute review of people (who need counselling) waiting from 9pm outside Sandringham to meet the royals, at 11am. Some have come from America. What?! Everything I see of them, I want a republic, poor sods - on all sides.

Season's Greeting from all at Alan Godfrey Maps! Can you crack Andrew's 'fiendish' festive code and find his secret message in the featured maps?! 🤔🤣🎅 www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/acatalog/hom...

Did you know cartoon mice can drink 5 or 10 litres of petrol? Because Jerry Can.

There's a woman on the bus talking to herself. I think it says a lot about societal development this century that it's 50/50 whether she has mental issues, or on hands free. Either way, we're all just letting her do her thing.

so it is christmas and it’s rough out there rn for most so if you’re able to help out in the slightest way pls do so. drop your links and maybe someone will shoot you a few bucks or buy you something. like secret santa kind of. xo.

We're laughing at Andrew Tate PRECISELY BECAUSE his whole shtick is "I'm better than everyone" when the reality is he's a criminal, a bully and a liar. All that "wealth" he flaunts is rented, ffs.

Major institutions caving on the use of AI, partly in fear that students won't choose to go there if they bar it, is craven, pathetic, cowardly and a very human reaction. We're going to be creating an even dumber generation, falsely equating AI as a tool 'just like spellcheck'.

The same book is for free right now on Smashwords and comes highly recommended.

Buck Rogers final words to us all.

NEW MAP– the next in our Cambridgeshire series, (check out the subscription deals on our site!) #Cambridge (South) 1925 is another great part of our huge jigsaw of the city, & fascinating in its own right. Buy this for only £3.50 & read our #Map notes for more! www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/cb4706.htm

Im 6ft tall. Apparently I'm some kind of freakgiant because there are about four comfortable seats on every bus for me.

Did I make 100 book sales this week? Nope. But I did make 8. And one of the books (Beautiful Dreamer) is free on Smashwords right now. So maybe, just maybe, I can totally make that glorious 1-0-0 by midnight?

Did I make 100 book sales this week? Nope. But I did make 8. And one of the books (Beautiful Dreamer) is free on Smashwords right now. So maybe, just maybe, I can totally make that glorious 1-0-0 by midnight?

the world has changed

Visiting a #Christmas market this year? Our maps make fun complements to city visits, following old streets and seeing what’s changed as you navigate hot chestnut stalls and smells of hot cocoa! Check out our webshop for more trips into the past! www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/york09.htm

Wonderfully funny man who brought joy to millions of people. How many human beings can claim that? RIP #stanleybaxter

Prove that "going wide" is totally worth it for authors and get my 'Beautiful Dreamer' novel by Vanessa L Krauss was worth not doing KDP. Currently it's 0.00 on Smashwords. Prove me right!

Actually Haig has one more scene. And I've made this which is making me laugh more than it should.

The internet says the average cost of a pint is around £6 in #London or #York! Our maps are only £3.50 with £2.50 postage (FREE if your order is £25+!) and they will last longer; York (NW) 1907 for eg, which showcases Rowntrees Cocoa Works! ‘Pour’ over our webshop for the perfect festive gift!

I've made a start...yay.

Twink Skywalker...

The last refuge of the desperate man, failing in relevance and support, appears to be a sop to faith. "Look, I'm part of this big thing now, so I'm good, yeah?" maybe he even read the book. If he had, he'd have organised an apology not a sing-song.

Happy Birthday to the scott-ish queen @fionaskywalker.bsky.social ❤️🩷❤️🩷

amzn.eu/d/cZEO6Tw This looks cheery.

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Highbury & Islington 1914 is one of three versions (1871 and 1894 too) of this great #London map, for sale here - www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/london039.htm, & you can get all three for just £9 +post! Why not look over the changes in this area and across London, guided by our authors and researchers?

Happy #MapMonday! A reminder of how busy & bustling the history of the UK has been- in a tiny square of ground on the outskirts of #York, thousands of years of habitation have been carefully noted by OS map makers, & further discussed in our map notes. Isn't it amazing how long footprints can last?

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We’re back at #Lords & St John’s Wood Road 1866-1921 for a festive reminder that our maps are great for sport fans! We’ve visited more #football grounds than a scout, been bowled for six over all the #cricket pitches, & we love a #tennis court too! #London www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/cgi-bin/sh00...

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@priceoffootball.bsky.social Hello! Is Producer Guy a name or a description? All the best, Andrew.

Just tax the fucking bookies and gambling apps, Jesus wept.

Can’t wait to see who the Nobel panel pick for best goal at the World Cup.

Fair play to Infantino, this is trolling on a long, long game. Four plus years of orangenosing just to get to the point where Donald Trump is happily accepting a golden model of a set of giant hands reaching out to grasp a world that somehow looks as terrified as it is possible for a globe fo look.

"and it was on his Island where you became best friends...."

OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes, 44 Ukrainian Tu-22 heavy bombers and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles. Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.

The results of that great trickle down economics

December 5th #WillowsChristmasAdvent

*Stocksfield & Bywell 1920* From Mesolithic settlement to Cold War contingencies & much in between (including witches!), we find a world of interest in a few pretty villages; an AGM speciality & a serious inducement to buy random maps & lose oneself in history! www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/nbl10104.htm

I have the best friends. Even if some of them are Bald.

@profanity.accountant What's the swear bill?

My book Where We Stand, Where We fall is now up for pre-order. It's about the politics of Doctor Who, the themes the show keeps returning to over sixty years. I mentioned this last week, but now there's a proper post about it, with a 30% discount code from the publisher: lmmyles.com/2025/11/26/b...