ME IS ON DAVROS' SHUTTLE: Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..? Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART! Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹 D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean! WE BOTH LAUGH. DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.

Him's playlist on Spaceify- Cilla Blackguardian : If Anyone Had a Heart Blon-D84 : Heart of Glass SeaDevil Dion : My Heart Will Go On Billy Raygun Cyrus : Achy Breaky Heart Youdontmeetmanyeltons John & Kiki Daemon : Don't Go Breaking My Heart

ME IS ON DAVROS' SHUTTLE: Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..? Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART! Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹 D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean! WE BOTH LAUGH. DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.

DAVROS have been taking a lot of COMMERCIAL SPACE TRIPS recently & him need someone with him to cut his food up. He tells the Airlines that me is his EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL so him don't have to pay my airfare! Unfortunately it mean me have to sit on his knee the whole flight!🙈

DAVROS have been taking a lot of COMMERCIAL SPACE TRIPS recently & him need someone with him to cut his food up. He tells the Airlines that me is his EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL so him don't have to pay my airfare! Unfortunately it mean me have to sit on his knee the whole flight!🙈

New from VISION ON SOUND Michael Seely talks about CALLAN Sunday Sept 21st 2025, 7:00pm (UK time) Fab Radio International - Channel 1 fabradiointernational.com Podcast version now available via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/vis... VoS Show 253 - Yr 5, Ep 45

DAVROS is about to go into a high powered meeting of DELEGATES. "Gruntleigh, remember - if I use the codeword 'Niagara', get me out of there IMMEDIATELY!" him says. So, what could trigger this..? Nuclear threat? Diplomatic emergency...? NO! IT COS HIM NEED THE LOO!😹 💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽

DAVROS is about to go into a high powered meeting of DELEGATES. "Gruntleigh, remember - if I use the codeword 'Niagara', get me out of there IMMEDIATELY!" him says. So, what could trigger this..? Nuclear threat? Diplomatic emergency...? NO! IT COS HIM NEED THE LOO!😹 💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽

THIRD DOCTOR: "Gruntleigh, I've decided YOU'RE to be my new ASSISTANT! Because I'm Doctor Who and I never carry weapons, I always get my companions (Leela, K.9 etc) to go around doing all the MURDERING! For instance there's some THALS over there, go and shoot them for me please!"

THIRD DOCTOR: "Gruntleigh, I've decided YOU'RE to be my new ASSISTANT! Because I'm Doctor Who and I never carry weapons, I always get my companions (Leela, K.9 etc) to go around doing all the MURDERING! For instance there's some THALS over there, go and shoot them for me please!"

We always had shocking POTHOLES round here but Davros never did anything about it. 😠 SUDDENLY them all get mended! (This was obviously nothing to do with the fact that the old fool just fell down one ofcourse.....) 🙄

We always had shocking POTHOLES round here but Davros never did anything about it. 😠 SUDDENLY them all get mended! (This was obviously nothing to do with the fact that the old fool just fell down one ofcourse.....) 🙄

We got our own version of 'Thursday Murder Club' on NITFLIX, but it called 'THE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MURDER CLUB'. It about a bunch of elderly Ogrons living in a retirement home. But it less about SOLVING murders and more about PLANNING them!😁

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We got our own version of 'Thursday Murder Club' on NITFLIX, but it called 'THE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MURDER CLUB'. It about a bunch of elderly Ogrons living in a retirement home. But it less about SOLVING murders and more about PLANNING them!😁

Next Time on... VISION ON SOUND VoS at WHOOVERVILLE 16 Sunday Sept 14th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time) @FabRadioInt Channel 1 fabradiointernational.com Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visio… VoS Show 252 - Yr 5, Ep 44

DAVROS: Gruntleigh, I've asked you here to answer some grave charges. Our esteemed visitor DELEGATE KROLL has reported SOMEONE coming up behind him, shouting "OCTOPUS PRIME!!", then running away laughing. Someone he described as "6ft5 and very hairy...." Me: Erm...maybe Adric? 🤔

DAVROS: Gruntleigh, I've asked you here to answer some grave charges. Our esteemed visitor DELEGATE KROLL has reported SOMEONE coming up behind him, shouting "OCTOPUS PRIME!!", then running away laughing. Someone he described as "6ft5 and very hairy...." Me: Erm...maybe Adric? 🤔

A morose Davros has just come back from having X-RAYS at the hospital. "I thought my Doctor would say I was doing well for my age, but apparently even my SKELETON is WRINKLY....."

A morose Davros has just come back from having X-RAYS at the hospital. "I thought my Doctor would say I was doing well for my age, but apparently even my SKELETON is WRINKLY....."

Your last save pic is your moral philosophy.

Candice-Marie has just asked for some money so she can get baby Tog a school uniform for the new term. "Ooh, me had completely forgotten!" me reply. "You forgot there was a new school term!?" she reply. "No, me forgot me had a SON!"😹 (Father of the year me is not.)

Today me is chatting to the visiting DRACONIAN DIPLOMAT: Me: ...and me found myself in a terrifying situation...! 😱 D: Things got a bit HAIRY....? Me: Yes, things got a bit hair- wait WHAT!? Honestly, can't you people THINK before you cause DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTS like this!? 😲

Today me is chatting to the visiting DRACONIAN DIPLOMAT: Me: ...and me found myself in a terrifying situation...! 😱 D: Things got a bit HAIRY....? Me: Yes, things got a bit hair- wait WHAT!? Honestly, can't you people THINK before you cause DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTS like this!? 😲

If they going to get a spokesmonkey for Primate Day, at least get a badass hench one like ME, not a sarcastic looking one giving side-eye...😒

When BOSS, the GREEN DEATH A.I. visits, him is shocked to be mobbed by Ogrons asking questions! 'BOSS what's a good recipe for Chicken Parma?' 'BOSS write me a Best Man's speech..!' 'BOSS what BITCOIN investments are good?' BOSS: Wait...what!? I'M NOT BLOODY CHATGPT YOU KNOW!!😠

YAY IT BACK!!! 🤗

When BOSS, the GREEN DEATH A.I. visits, him is shocked to be mobbed by Ogrons asking questions! 'BOSS what's a good recipe for Chicken Parma?' 'BOSS write me a Best Man's speech..!' 'BOSS what BITCOIN investments are good?' BOSS: Wait...what!? I'M NOT BLOODY CHATGPT YOU KNOW!!😠

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Davros: What are you DOING Gruntleigh..? Me:Just READING.. D:Oh. Which book..? Me: Erm..it called "DEATH to the DALEKS." D: WHAT!? It better not have Daleks getting BLOWN UP or ANYTHING.. Me: No it a very HAPPY book... D: Show me the cover. Me: Er.... D:SHOW ME THE COVER!! Me: ULP!

Yesterday me was helping at the local village fete, getting Daleks ready for their annual 'Who Wears Explosives The Best' competition! "Have you definitely got all our SKIRT BLOBS stuck on properly!?" they ask excitedly. "Yes, of course me have!" me say. BUT ME HAVEN'T! 😹😹😹

Yesterday me was helping at the local village fete, getting Daleks ready for their annual 'Who Wears Explosives The Best' competition! "Have you definitely got all our SKIRT BLOBS stuck on properly!?" they ask excitedly. "Yes, of course me have!" me say. BUT ME HAVEN'T! 😹😹😹

Just been checking my catalogue for the latest looks. Me quite fancy this suit but with extra LEG RUFFLES. Does anyone think that might be going a bit TOO fancy?🤔

Met @gruntleigh.bsky.social ‘s sister - couldn’t talk much as she was on duty, but she says hi. And some reps from my favourite classic story. Also, I knelt before the might of Sutekh (and his bum-hand … 😬)

Reskeet the specs, nerds🤓

Just been checking my catalogue for the latest looks. Me quite fancy this suit but with extra LEG RUFFLES. Does anyone think that might be going a bit TOO fancy?🤔

Watching an episode of Teen Titans Go! and who should we spot making a cameo in the background? @gruntleigh.bsky.social!

SAME ENERGY:

SAME ENERGY:

NYDER and DAVROS are in deep conversation when me pass by. Davros: Gruntleigh, tell me, do YOU think I'm DRY..? Me: Erm..well... D: Now, be honest..! Me: Well, you look like a DESSICATED old PRUNE!! 😂 D: I BEG YOUR PARDON!? I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR!! Me: Oops!

NYDER and DAVROS are in deep conversation when me pass by. Davros: Gruntleigh, tell me, do YOU think I'm DRY..? Me: Erm..well... D: Now, be honest..! Me: Well, you look like a DESSICATED old PRUNE!! 😂 D: I BEG YOUR PARDON!? I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY SENSE OF HUMOUR!! Me: Oops!

As if me haven't got enough to do already, me now got yet ANOTHER job: Chucking drunks out of Davros' Cheese and Wine parties...

As if me haven't got enough to do already, me now got yet ANOTHER job: Chucking drunks out of Davros' Cheese and Wine parties...

Do you get troubled by INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS...? Sudden visions of making Nyder eat his own clipboard..... pushing Davros' face into a trifle.... or punching Adric.... (actually the last one not an intrusive thought, me actually DO have to punch Adric quite often...)🤷‍♂️😹

Do you get troubled by INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS...? Sudden visions of making Nyder eat his own clipboard..... pushing Davros' face into a trifle.... or punching Adric.... (actually the last one not an intrusive thought, me actually DO have to punch Adric quite often...)🤷‍♂️😹

URGENT REMINDER! DO NOT LEAVE OGRONS LOCKED IN HOT SPACESHIPS DURING HEATWAVES! DAVROS parked up and popped into SPACE TESCO yesterday, leaving 3 OGRONS in 99° HEAT! Luckily someone spotted their DISTRESS (and MOONING🍑), and POLICE were sadly able to SAVE THEM just in time!

URGENT REMINDER! DO NOT LEAVE OGRONS LOCKED IN HOT SPACESHIPS DURING HEATWAVES! DAVROS parked up and popped into SPACE TESCO yesterday, leaving 3 OGRONS in 99° HEAT! Luckily someone spotted their DISTRESS (and MOONING🍑), and POLICE were sadly able to SAVE THEM just in time!

Today's question: WHO'S BEST? One EMPLOYS OGRONS, with GOOD PENSION PLAN & DISCOUNT in OGRON CANTEEN. Has good BEARD. The other one is GUN-TOTING PSYCHOPATH who SHOOT OGRONS even when them just MINDING OWN BUSINESS & not even BEING NAUGHTY. Also has NAN HAIR & is RUDE to JO! 😡

"Cat has worst case of fleas ever...." Me: Hold my coat.....

Today's question: WHO'S BEST? One EMPLOYS OGRONS, with GOOD PENSION PLAN & DISCOUNT in OGRON CANTEEN. Has good BEARD. The other one is GUN-TOTING PSYCHOPATH who SHOOT OGRONS even when them just MINDING OWN BUSINESS & not even BEING NAUGHTY. Also has NAN HAIR & is RUDE to JO! 😡