Every morning Davros makes a big thing of putting on his suit and going off to work. But Ogron Ed says he saw him in the park yesterday, eating his sandwiches and weeping! We reckon Emperor Dalek actually sacked him ages ago but Davros doesn't want anyone to know! 🤭

Every morning Davros makes a big thing of putting on his suit and going off to work. But Ogron Ed says he saw him in the park yesterday, eating his sandwiches and weeping! We reckon Emperor Dalek actually sacked him ages ago but Davros doesn't want anyone to know! 🤭

This is a GREAT idea! We definitely need to start doing this on Ograviss. The Alzarian population around here could quickly get out of hand! ⭐✂️⭐✂️⭐✂️

Remembering the devastating Civil War us Ogrons had.😞 It was last Tuesday. We also having one at the weekend and maybe another one the following Tuesday. 🤷‍♂️

Remembering the devastating Civil War us Ogrons had.😞 It was last Tuesday. We also having one at the weekend and maybe another one the following Tuesday. 🤷‍♂️

Omega commissions a ‘hilarious’ spin off in a parallel universe where it ceases to matter…

At that rate me will be an AUTON by end of the month! ☕🙈

Everyone goes on about Desmond Morris' 'The Naked Ape', but few remember the sequel, 'The Semi-Naked Ogron'. #DoctorWho @gruntleigh.bsky.social

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery. 🤔

DAVROS is testing out the infinite OGRONS/ TYPEWRITERS theory. Apparently randomly they will eventually type out the COMPLETE WORKS of SHAKESPEARE! Him uses a time ring to nip forward 3 million years. Unfortunately they only managed to produce half a 'MRS BROWN'S BOYS' script.🙄

DAVROS is testing out the infinite OGRONS/ TYPEWRITERS theory. Apparently randomly they will eventually type out the COMPLETE WORKS of SHAKESPEARE! Him uses a time ring to nip forward 3 million years. Unfortunately they only managed to produce half a 'MRS BROWN'S BOYS' script.🙄

Welcome to... GRUNTLEIGHVERSE!!!

Davros is complaining that the hall carpet is wearing out and needs replacing. "Why? We don't have any friends and nobody ever visits us!" Nyder snaps back tersely. Honestly, them are like a married couple. Actually ARE they a married couple!? 🤔

Davros is complaining that the hall carpet is wearing out and needs replacing. "Why? We don't have any friends and nobody ever visits us!" Nyder snaps back tersely. Honestly, them are like a married couple. Actually ARE they a married couple!? 🤔

Today ADRIC send ME and UGGO on CHOCO EASTER EGG HUNT! Apparently them is HIDDEN at the top of this VERY VERY HIGH SPIRAL WALKWAY! We RUN UP for 7 HOURS before we realise we ACTUALLY just going in a BIG CIRCLE! (but we keep RUNNING for ANOTHER HOUR just in case we made MISTAKE)🙈

Us Ogrons were about to go on an Easter Egg Hunt when Nyder suddenly announced that all CHOCOLATE has been BANNED! 😲 But luckily we able to prove it all made by CADBURY'S and so doesn't actually COUNT as chocolate anymore!

Us Ogrons were about to go on an Easter Egg Hunt when Nyder suddenly announced that all CHOCOLATE has been BANNED! 😲 But luckily we able to prove it all made by CADBURY'S and so doesn't actually COUNT as chocolate anymore!

Today ADRIC send ME and UGGO on CHOCO EASTER EGG HUNT! Apparently them is HIDDEN at the top of this VERY VERY HIGH SPIRAL WALKWAY! We RUN UP for 7 HOURS before we realise we ACTUALLY just going in a BIG CIRCLE! (but we keep RUNNING for ANOTHER HOUR just in case we made MISTAKE)🙈

Davros has recently engaged me to redecorate his mostly beige front room. "Gruntleigh, when I asked you to add a SPLASH of COLOUR, I didn't mean for you to just THROW UP on the carpet!" "Sorry, it was best me could do on a limited budget" me reply, reasonably.

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Davros has recently engaged me to redecorate his mostly beige front room. "Gruntleigh, when I asked you to add a SPLASH of COLOUR, I didn't mean for you to just THROW UP on the carpet!" "Sorry, it was best me could do on a limited budget" me reply, reasonably.

Earlier me RUN into busy OGRON CANTEEN! "Hey, everyone! DAVROS have just said him GIVING AWAY his WHOLE STOCK of BANANAS as a TAX WRITE-OFF and them are all FREE!" Every Ogron just LAUGH. "We might be THICK but we not falling for obvious APRIL FOOLS JOKE!" ME 10 MINUTES LATER:

After a hotel overbooking, Adric has kindly volunteered to let an AUTON DELEGATE share his bedroom. But later Adric is rushed to hospital full of dangerous levels of MICRO PLASTICS! When asked how it happened, Adric changes the subject.😬

When the AUTON DELEGATION arrives, Nyder insists we all wear HAZMAT SUITS! "Is it because of their shooty hand things?" me enquire. "No, it's because of all those MICRO PLASTICS that might get into our FOOD!!" he reply hysterically. 😲

After a hotel overbooking, Adric has kindly volunteered to let an AUTON DELEGATE share his bedroom. But later Adric is rushed to hospital full of dangerous levels of MICRO PLASTICS! When asked how it happened, Adric changes the subject.😬

There’s a brand new addition to the Ogron collection 😂 Available now via the Lulu bookstore: www.lulu.com/shop/martin-...

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs.

When the AUTON DELEGATION arrives, Nyder insists we all wear HAZMAT SUITS! "Is it because of their shooty hand things?" me enquire. "No, it's because of all those MICRO PLASTICS that might get into our FOOD!!" he reply hysterically. 😲

Artist and Ogron chronicler MARTIN has just come out of his stationery cupboard and shyly handed me THIS - the latest exciting GRUNTLEIGH NOVEL! Now all the other Ogrons are wanting copies to read .....but where can they buy a copy @hwam.bsky.social....? 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Mistake you say....? 😏

Well, I know a certain Dalek who'll be keen to add to his collection.

The UXARIEAN GUARDIAN is having a moan: UG: ...and really nowadays I'm only a figurehead.. Me: Just a puppet...? UG: Yes, just a pu...wait WHAT!? I'm getting sick of these "you look like a cheap puppet" jibes! Me: Er...have you seen your ARMS..? UG: Me: UG: Actually, fair enough.

NYDER has turned up for work today in grey slacks and a shirt. "I thought I'd drop the uniform. Gossips were starting to say I dressed like a KINKY WEIRDO!" "But you still wearing the BLACK GLOVES!" me hiss. "...AND probably your studded LEATHER PANTIES too!" me add unhelpfully.

NYDER has turned up for work today in grey slacks and a shirt. "I thought I'd drop the uniform. Gossips were starting to say I dressed like a KINKY WEIRDO!" "But you still wearing the BLACK GLOVES!" me hiss. "...AND probably your studded LEATHER PANTIES too!" me add unhelpfully.

Artist and Ogron chronicler MARTIN has just come out of his stationery cupboard and shyly handed me THIS - the latest exciting GRUNTLEIGH NOVEL! Now all the other Ogrons are wanting copies to read .....but where can they buy a copy @hwam.bsky.social....? 🥰🥰🥰🥰

SAD NEWS! After Film is Fabulous misguidedly asked me and Uggo to courier the missing episodes over to the BBC this morning, we somehow managed to LOSE THEM! Whether them were accidentally left on a bus or chucked down a storm drain for a laugh, we simply can't remember! 🤷‍♂️

Well, at least the test prints turned up while I was away 😀

SAD NEWS! After Film is Fabulous misguidedly asked me and Uggo to courier the missing episodes over to the BBC this morning, we somehow managed to LOSE THEM! Whether them were accidentally left on a bus or chucked down a storm drain for a laugh, we simply can't remember! 🤷‍♂️

Does anyone remember back in my early adventures when me used to see a hat and say "Me should like a hat like that" and then wear that hat for a bit? No, me neither. 🤷‍♂️

Does anyone remember back in my early adventures when me used to see a hat and say "Me should like a hat like that" and then wear that hat for a bit? No, me neither. 🤷‍♂️

"Oh dear, Third Doctor..." me snicker, "wouldn't it be AWFUL if this COMPRISING PHOTO got accidentally posted online..?" "It's not what it looks like...!" him splutters. But him soon coughs up the readies for me to destroy the negative....😹💰💰💰💰

Crikey! Two years already since I published #ScribblOgrons…!

"Oh dear, Third Doctor..." me snicker, "wouldn't it be AWFUL if this COMPRISING PHOTO got accidentally posted online..?" "It's not what it looks like...!" him splutters. But him soon coughs up the readies for me to destroy the negative....😹💰💰💰💰

Today is happiest day of my life, as me got a VALENTINE from LOVELY JO! 💖💖💖 UGGO was obviously JEALOUS as him was SNICKERING as him hand it to me.😠 (although it a bit strange that Uggo have BLACK INK all over his PAWS. When does HIM ever write letters?)🤔

From the Twitter archive: A lovely companion piece toilet roll holder.

Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒 What should me do to him? 🤔

Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒 What should me do to him? 🤔

After getting a disastrous haircut, me end up looking HIDEOUS! 🙈 "Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...." Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗 Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰

Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks! There was a huge silence in the cinema. But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷‍♂️

Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks! There was a huge silence in the cinema. But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷‍♂️