Today is happiest day of my life, as me got a VALENTINE from LOVELY JO! 💖💖💖 UGGO was obviously JEALOUS as him was SNICKERING as him hand it to me.😠 (although it a bit strange that Uggo have BLACK INK all over his PAWS. When does HIM ever write letters?)🤔

From the Twitter archive: A lovely companion piece toilet roll holder.

Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒 What should me do to him? 🤔

Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒 What should me do to him? 🤔

After getting a disastrous haircut, me end up looking HIDEOUS! 🙈 "Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...." Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗 Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰

Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks! There was a huge silence in the cinema. But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷‍♂️

Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks! There was a huge silence in the cinema. But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷‍♂️

Don't stop there!

After getting a disastrous haircut, me end up looking HIDEOUS! 🙈 "Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...." Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗 Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰

DAVROS: Gruntleigh, how is the renovation going of the State Room guest bathroom? Your budget has SKYROCKETED, but I trust you are importing the best TUSCAN MARBLE and ITALIAN PORCELAIN...? ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑

Definite progress this week on the long-awaited sequel to THE COMPLICATIONS OF CHAOS… (Well, I say “long-awaited” but I can’t now remember whether anyone who bought it actually read it and said that they liked it… I’m almost certain someone did, however, so I’m working on another one anyway 😂)

DAVROS: Gruntleigh, how is the renovation going of the State Room guest bathroom? Your budget has SKYROCKETED, but I trust you are importing the best TUSCAN MARBLE and ITALIAN PORCELAIN...? ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑

It Award Red Carpet time again and Davros is the centre of attention! Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing? Davros: Nèville... R: Oh, a new French designer? D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse. Just skinned.

It Award Red Carpet time again and Davros is the centre of attention! Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing? Davros: Nèville... R: Oh, a new French designer? D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse. Just skinned.

Davros has just called me in a panic! "Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!" "Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply. But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster! Something had escaped from his lab!😬

Davros has just called me in a panic! "Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!" "Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply. But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster! Something had escaped from his lab!😬

You always supposed to go to the Doctor if you find a LUMP! But when me visit mine, him chuck me out! "That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant. How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!? Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑

You always supposed to go to the Doctor if you find a LUMP! But when me visit mine, him chuck me out! "That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant. How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!? Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑

Davros has sadly DIED and is having a Viking pyre style funeral! 🔥 But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning! "You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.

Davros has sadly DIED and is having a Viking pyre style funeral! 🔥 But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning! "You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.

Today me was thrown out of the Ogron Municipal Baths, just for PEEING in the water! 💦 What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬

Today me was thrown out of the Ogron Municipal Baths, just for PEEING in the water! 💦 What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬

Me have just found DAVROS in his office, teary and emotional! "Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..." "Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...." AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN. THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬

Me have just found DAVROS in his office, teary and emotional! "Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..." "Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...." AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN. THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬

So, it turns out Ogrons have been nicking Davros' PHONE and using his bank account to buy BANANAS! 🍌🍌🍌 "But it can only be unlocked using my FACE!?" says Davros. "Erm...they been tricking it with a very wrinkly PRUNE..." me confess. SO THAT ME IN PRISON AGAIN FOR NO REASON.😬

So, it turns out Ogrons have been nicking Davros' PHONE and using his bank account to buy BANANAS! 🍌🍌🍌 "But it can only be unlocked using my FACE!?" says Davros. "Erm...they been tricking it with a very wrinkly PRUNE..." me confess. SO THAT ME IN PRISON AGAIN FOR NO REASON.😬

This morning me announced that me might try posting something a little different today. "What, something FUNNY for once!?" piped up Adric. Adric doesn't have any teeth now. 👊😁

This morning me announced that me might try posting something a little different today. "What, something FUNNY for once!?" piped up Adric. Adric doesn't have any teeth now. 👊😁

On our shuttle trip today, our pilot is called Jenny. Adric looks horrified! "A female pilot!? I'm all for Women's Lib and all that nonsense, but not when boys lives are put in danger!" "Adric can sit in 12b..." says Jenny. "....the ejector seat..." she mutter under her breath.

On our shuttle trip today, our pilot is called Jenny. Adric looks horrified! "A female pilot!? I'm all for Women's Lib and all that nonsense, but not when boys lives are put in danger!" "Adric can sit in 12b..." says Jenny. "....the ejector seat..." she mutter under her breath.

As he is boarding a Shuttle, DAVROS orders me to requisition a WEDDING RING from Stores. "I'm on a highly complex diplomatic mission to DRAHVA and if they think I'm SINGLE all the ladies will probably try to PROPOSITION me!" Me cannot even BEGIN to process the delusion here. 🤯

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As he is boarding a Shuttle, DAVROS orders me to requisition a WEDDING RING from Stores. "I'm on a highly complex diplomatic mission to DRAHVA and if they think I'm SINGLE all the ladies will probably try to PROPOSITION me!" Me cannot even BEGIN to process the delusion here. 🤯

Today me got in trouble in CHURCH with the OGRON GOD! Apparently me was taking too long PRAYING! All me was doing was offering a sad prayer for each one of my COMRADES me had lost in battle. There was 46. (and that just for THIS WEEK!) 😬 💥💥💥💥

Today me got in trouble in CHURCH with the OGRON GOD! Apparently me was taking too long PRAYING! All me was doing was offering a sad prayer for each one of my COMRADES me had lost in battle. There was 46. (and that just for THIS WEEK!) 😬 💥💥💥💥

DAVROS' Energy Company DAVGEM have recently increased power costs by 9000%! Us OGRONS are all FREEZING in our CAVES this winter! "Stop WHINING!" says Davros. "Just throw on a spare MINK COAT and BURN some WADS of CASH in an old CHAMPAGNE BUCKET, like I do!"🙄

DAVROS' Energy Company DAVGEM have recently increased power costs by 9000%! Us OGRONS are all FREEZING in our CAVES this winter! "Stop WHINING!" says Davros. "Just throw on a spare MINK COAT and BURN some WADS of CASH in an old CHAMPAGNE BUCKET, like I do!"🙄

Not many people know that me was the SOUND OPERATOR on early DOCTOR WHO! They gave me a BIG PILE of 78s to cue in, but me decided all the music was BORING, so replaced it with my own MUCH BETTER choices! 🐵🎶

Not many people know that me was the SOUND OPERATOR on early DOCTOR WHO! They gave me a BIG PILE of 78s to cue in, but me decided all the music was BORING, so replaced it with my own MUCH BETTER choices! 🐵🎶

Davros is SUING the SpaceBBC for 10 gazillion credits, as him claim they broadcast his famous "virus" speech, but edited it to make him sound like "a psychopathic loony". 🙄

Davros is SUING the SpaceBBC for 10 gazillion credits, as him claim they broadcast his famous "virus" speech, but edited it to make him sound like "a psychopathic loony". 🙄

Is me going to PRISON for creating this sexy DEEPFAKE of Davros last year......? 😬

Davros is thinking of introducing a BAN on all Ogron under 16s using SOCIAL MEDIA! We all a bit conflicted about this. Mainly cos most of us not know how old we are. 🤷‍♂️

RIP

The visiting CYBER LEADER has come to me in tears, because Adric keeps calling him 'A.i. Slop Face.' 😲 Luckily me already made a list of 40 names HIM can call ADRIC. Revenge of the Cybermen or what!? 😹

Davros is thinking of introducing a BAN on all Ogron under 16s using SOCIAL MEDIA! We all a bit conflicted about this. Mainly cos most of us not know how old we are. 🤷‍♂️

As you will all know, me have just been banished from tv's THE TRAITORS! Unfortunately, despite my plan to run a brilliant undercover game, me kept forgetting to take off my TRAITOR'S HOOD when sitting at the round table. 🙈

As you will all know, me have just been banished from tv's THE TRAITORS! Unfortunately, despite my plan to run a brilliant undercover game, me kept forgetting to take off my TRAITOR'S HOOD when sitting at the round table. 🙈

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