Us domesticated ones are no angels either......😏

Davros has been avidly watching "Gemini Man" on TV, trying to get some ideas about cloning. "Now THIS is what I call an office, Gruntleigh! Desks, chairs and a MASSIVE STEEL URINAL!"

People have been asking why me not post much these days? Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR! Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard! Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷‍♂️

People have been asking why me not post much these days? Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR! Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard! Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷‍♂️

Thought me might try bidding on some of Cilla Black's old frocks? Adric says on Earth they considered UNISEX. Is him right? 🤔

Davros: Gruntleigh, there's been another theft from the Banana stores.... Me: Erm... D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it.... Me: 😬 M.....me can expl- D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS! Me: Phew! (Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹

DAVROS just did his "DALEKS will DESTROY all inferior LIFEFORMS" speech on SKARO TV. 😮 He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE. NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL. THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄

Davros: Gruntleigh, there's been another theft from the Banana stores.... Me: Erm... D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it.... Me: 😬 M.....me can expl- D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS! Me: Phew! (Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹

DAVROS just did his "DALEKS will DESTROY all inferior LIFEFORMS" speech on SKARO TV. 😮 He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE. NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL. THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄

Squardle wouldn’t let me have this today, @gruntleigh.bsky.social Can you go an duff up their boss for me please?

That’s *THE* Christmas card for this year - right there, surely? @hwam.bsky.social ! 👏👏👏

Wait... what!? You mean that video me liked yesterday of Davros suddenly sprouting huge DOVE WINGS and flying off over Ograviss wasn't real!? 😲 Me was hoping he'd give me a lift into town. ☹️

Recently, me got a lovely new A.I. girlfriend called Agella! ♥️ She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes! (Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷‍♂️

The best selling lolly on Ograviss has a lot to answer for. Never lick a frozen TARDIS in real life, especially if it’s just about to dematerialise…

Hurray! Welcome back GRUNTLEIGH. Me was missing you.

Recently, me got a lovely new A.I. girlfriend called Agella! ♥️ She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes! (Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷‍♂️

"New discovery reveals chimpanzees in Uganda use flying supermarket trolleys to visit Banana Supermarkets." GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌

@gruntleigh.bsky.social with regards to your messages (I still can’t seem to attach pictures to them) My Beloved’s advice is to simply nest and do whatever makes you feel better 😀

DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH! D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh? Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please.... D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know... Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT! Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW. AGAIN.

DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH! D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh? Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please.... D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know... Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT! Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW. AGAIN.

KNOCK KNOCK! WHO THERE? ME DUNNUP... ME DUNNUP WHO? Pretty hilarious joke right?😹 Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈 #PrisonTime

100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES? Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits? Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷‍♂️

100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES? Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits? Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷‍♂️

After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media. "I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say. IT....... NOT END WELL.😬

UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently. It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄

UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently. It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄

After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media. "I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say. IT....... NOT END WELL.😬

@hwam.bsky.social @gruntleigh.bsky.social

The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡 Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES! But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈

People will say this just a conspiracy theory....but are there any Ogrons left alive in Prague these days.....? Me rest my case. 🤨

The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡 Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES! But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈

Next Time on... VISION ON SOUND Steve Hatcher gets eclectic again Sunday Oct 19th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time) @FabRadioInt Channel 1 fabradiointernational.com Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visiononsound VoS Show 257 - Yr 6, Ep 03

When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them: Apparently them STILL TOO TINY! After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN! "STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯

When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them: Apparently them STILL TOO TINY! After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN! "STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯

No, not OGRONS, silly! (me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷‍♂️

Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE: PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight... Me: Got a bit PORKY..? P.S: Yes, I got a bit p- wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷 Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹

Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE: PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight... Me: Got a bit PORKY..? P.S: Yes, I got a bit p- wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷 Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹

Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting! Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....? No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄 Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴

Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting! Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....? No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄 Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴

......and A.I. surpassed OGRON intelligence in......... *checks notes* ...........1991. 😁🤷‍♂️

THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴 ".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..? JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it! Dr: Erm....no I didn't..... JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!

THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴 ".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..? JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it! Dr: Erm....no I didn't..... JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!

The MASTER has turned up to my Beauty Emporium. "I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!" "What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest. Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱 SADLY:

The MASTER has turned up to my Beauty Emporium. "I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!" "What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest. Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱 SADLY:

ME IS ON DAVROS' SHUTTLE: Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..? Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART! Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹 D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean! WE BOTH LAUGH. DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.

Him's playlist on Spaceify- Cilla Blackguardian : If Anyone Had a Heart Blon-D84 : Heart of Glass SeaDevil Dion : My Heart Will Go On Billy Raygun Cyrus : Achy Breaky Heart Youdontmeetmanyeltons John & Kiki Daemon : Don't Go Breaking My Heart