Davros is preparing for a day out at the beach. "I'll take my UVA suncream with me to prevent wrinkles. When do you think would be the best time to apply it?" "About 73 years ago....." hisses Nyder under his breath. Think them might have had another tiff. 😬

Knock knock!" "Er...who's there?" "I dunnup!" "I dunnup who?" "Ha ha no wonder you smell!"🙊 Pretty funny joke, huh?😹 Well apparently NOT when me tell it to the DRACONIAN PRINCE in the middle of an Ambassadorial Luncheon. So, that ANOTHER Diplomatic row me started then! 🙄

Knock knock!" "Er...who's there?" "I dunnup!" "I dunnup who?" "Ha ha no wonder you smell!"🙊 Pretty funny joke, huh?😹 Well apparently NOT when me tell it to the DRACONIAN PRINCE in the middle of an Ambassadorial Luncheon. So, that ANOTHER Diplomatic row me started then! 🙄

ADRIC has just wandered past. Him has been washing his hair. What most people don't realise is that ALZARIANS are all completely BALD! Adric, Varsh, Dexeter etc all wore OUTRAGEOUS WIGS! As all Alzarians are amphibians, Adric is basically a frog.

ADRIC has just wandered past. Him has been washing his hair. What most people don't realise is that ALZARIANS are all completely BALD! Adric, Varsh, Dexeter etc all wore OUTRAGEOUS WIGS! As all Alzarians are amphibians, Adric is basically a frog.

NYDER has passed a law BANNING all Ogrons under 16 from using SOCIAL MEDIA! Apparently we all looking at "seditious material", or pictures of bananas. Luckily most Ogrons so thick they not actually know how old they are so we all just saying we over 18! 😁

NYDER has passed a law BANNING all Ogrons under 16 from using SOCIAL MEDIA! Apparently we all looking at "seditious material", or pictures of bananas. Luckily most Ogrons so thick they not actually know how old they are so we all just saying we over 18! 😁

Most people not know that DALEKS have a PHOBIA of MICE! There NOTHING WORSE than getting mice in their casings, building nests and nibbling their electricals, so me take great pleasure in telling DALEK KAAN me just seen one! "A m..m..m..MOUSE!?!" him scream, and jump on a chair.

Most people not know that DALEKS have a PHOBIA of MICE! There NOTHING WORSE than getting mice in their casings, building nests and nibbling their electricals, so me take great pleasure in telling DALEK KAAN me just seen one! "A m..m..m..MOUSE!?!" him scream, and jump on a chair.

Last night me had my TAROT READ by an ancient Gypsy lady in a spooky tent! The first card she turn over is the mysterious 'THE BANANA'! "I didn't even know there WAS a Tarot in the pack called 'The Banana'.......let alone NINE of them....." she gasp, crossing herself.

Too many bites of a cookie & way too much chocolate ! Lovely hugs thanku 🤗🤗🤗But I always would always save my banana for @gruntleigh.bsky.social 🤗🤗🤗

Without wanting to make any rather large hairy lumps jealous, @gruntleigh.bsky.social , today I got a hug and a kiss from the ever so lovely & the first person I clearly remember @manningofficial.bsky.social . 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰 Always my Jo. Here she is autographing between sneaky bites of cookies.

Last night me had my TAROT READ by an ancient Gypsy lady in a spooky tent! The first card she turn over is the mysterious 'THE BANANA'! "I didn't even know there WAS a Tarot in the pack called 'The Banana'.......let alone NINE of them....." she gasp, crossing herself.

As EMPEROR DALEK is now doing AUDITIONS for this years SKARO'S GOT TALENT, Davros has taken to spontaneously BURSTING into SONG at RANDOM MOMENTS, just hoping to get NOTICED! And ofcourse it MY job to make sure his CHAIR is filled with lots of DRY ICE just for the DRAMA of it. 🙄

As EMPEROR DALEK is now doing AUDITIONS for this years SKARO'S GOT TALENT, Davros has taken to spontaneously BURSTING into SONG at RANDOM MOMENTS, just hoping to get NOTICED! And ofcourse it MY job to make sure his CHAIR is filled with lots of DRY ICE just for the DRAMA of it. 🙄

It the anniversary of that time Davros got CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN at the end of 'Destiny of the Daleks'. Him still get flashbacks! Apparently he got terrible FREEZER BURN and looked like one of those shrivelled FISH FINGERS you find loose randomly at the bottom of the freezer.🥶

It the anniversary of that time Davros got CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN at the end of 'Destiny of the Daleks'. Him still get flashbacks! Apparently he got terrible FREEZER BURN and looked like one of those shrivelled FISH FINGERS you find loose randomly at the bottom of the freezer.🥶

"If you promise not to exterminate me, Mr. Dalek, I'll walk with you a while... but somehow I don't think you're going to the good place..."

Hmmm....new Showrunner needed.....? 🤔

How about.....🤔 (In the style of Eric & Ernie?) 🤔

Hmmm....new Showrunner needed.....? 🤔

While serving recently at a posh Ambassadorial luncheon, me accidentally broke wind for 52 seconds flat! Luckily something good came out of it. BIG FINISH want to adapt the incident into a 10 CD BOX SET! BRIAN BLESSED has been signed up to play me, but the fart not been cast yet.🤷‍♂️

While serving recently at a posh Ambassadorial luncheon, me accidentally broke wind for 52 seconds flat! Luckily something good came out of it. BIG FINISH want to adapt the incident into a 10 CD BOX SET! BRIAN BLESSED has been signed up to play me, but the fart not been cast yet.🤷‍♂️

The KROTON AMBASSADOR has arrived. Me: Robot Suite all booked for you! K.A: We are entirely CRYSTALINE LIFEFORMS grown in vats of chemicals, NOT BLOODY ROBOTS! Me: Oh. Why you got black RUBBERY ARMS and grabby METAL HANDS then? K.A: Erm.. Me: So, Robot Suite then. K.A: Yeah, ok.

The KROTON AMBASSADOR has arrived. Me: Robot Suite all booked for you! K.A: We are entirely CRYSTALINE LIFEFORMS grown in vats of chemicals, NOT BLOODY ROBOTS! Me: Oh. Why you got black RUBBERY ARMS and grabby METAL HANDS then? K.A: Erm.. Me: So, Robot Suite then. K.A: Yeah, ok.

OGSPLAT the privatised Water Company has been FINED for causing loads of SEWAGE SPILLS....it even got into the tea urn in our canteen! Nyder fined them 44 million credits! (although unfortunately me noticed my water bill has just gone up by 44 million credits also) 😬

OGSPLAT the privatised Water Company has been FINED for causing loads of SEWAGE SPILLS....it even got into the tea urn in our canteen! Nyder fined them 44 million credits! (although unfortunately me noticed my water bill has just gone up by 44 million credits also) 😬

If anyone looking for a gift for me this Christmas, this would be PERFECT! It would be IDEAL for wearing discretely in the Ogron Canteen during lunch!) 🍽️

When to eat a banana?' The answer is ofcourse NOW!

THIRD DOCTOR has just turned up...with K.9! "Ofcourse, as the Doctor I'm a PACIFIST, don't carry weapons and never take a life unless my own is threatened! Having said that... K.9 shoot that Ogron over there IN THE FACE...it just gave me a funny look!" *LASER SOUNDS & SCREAMING*

THIRD DOCTOR has just turned up...with K.9! "Ofcourse, as the Doctor I'm a PACIFIST, don't carry weapons and never take a life unless my own is threatened! Having said that... K.9 shoot that Ogron over there IN THE FACE...it just gave me a funny look!" *LASER SOUNDS & SCREAMING*

People often ask how we start our day? Us Ogrons all go into Assembly and sit cross-legged in neat rows. Then we all say "Good Morning Mr. Davros!" in squeaky voices and sing a hymn praising the Emperor Dalek. Then Davros tells us a cautionary tale, usually about a naughty Ogron.

People often ask how we start our day? Us Ogrons all go into Assembly and sit cross-legged in neat rows. Then we all say "Good Morning Mr. Davros!" in squeaky voices and sing a hymn praising the Emperor Dalek. Then Davros tells us a cautionary tale, usually about a naughty Ogron.

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Just found an Ogron scribble that I drew three years ago, but it made me chuckle today 🙂

People always joke that the best way to SILENCE an Ogron is to tie his hands behind his back! That because we wave our hands around a lot when we talking. We like ITALIANS in that respect. 🤷‍♂️😁 🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹

People always joke that the best way to SILENCE an Ogron is to tie his hands behind his back! That because we wave our hands around a lot when we talking. We like ITALIANS in that respect. 🤷‍♂️😁 🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹

DAVROS went out EARLY wearing his BIG COAT, but now the weather has turned BOILING! "Im going to die of HEAT STROKE unless my REFRIGERATING UNIT kicks in! You DIDNT FORGET to TOP UP the COOLANT did you?" "OFCOURSE NOT, me ISNT STUPID!" me say. (But me DID forget and me IS stupid)😹

To be honest ALL train doors are still 'slam-doors' to us Ogrons. Even the slidey ones. 😹💥

OgTv has even got it's own version of "Homes Under The Hammer!" But the homes usually start off looking quite nice, before the builders move in and make them more suitable for us Ogrons! 🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨🐵

OgTv has even got it's own version of "Homes Under The Hammer!" But the homes usually start off looking quite nice, before the builders move in and make them more suitable for us Ogrons! 🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨🐵

To be honest ALL train doors are still 'slam-doors' to us Ogrons. Even the slidey ones. 😹💥

DAVROS kindly let us OGRONS watch the EUROVISION SONG CONTEST in his front room, but when our favourite LOSES, us Ogrons have gone a bit BERSERK! Davros phones to say he is COMING HOME EARLY, and hopes we haven't left any COFFEE STAINS on his nice new table? 😬😬😬💥

DAVROS kindly let us OGRONS watch the EUROVISION SONG CONTEST in his front room, but when our favourite LOSES, us Ogrons have gone a bit BERSERK! Davros phones to say he is COMING HOME EARLY, and hopes we haven't left any COFFEE STAINS on his nice new table? 😬😬😬💥

DALEK PRANKS ALWAYS GO TOO FAR

DALEK PRANKS ALWAYS GO TOO FAR

With great fanfare and urgency, DAVROS sweeps into the EMPEROR DALEK'S throne room, accompanied by a FULL RETINUE of DALEKS! Emperor Dalek: YES? SILENCE Emperor Dalek: You've forgotten what you came in the room for again, havent you..? Davros: Possibly. Davros sweeps out again.

With great fanfare and urgency, DAVROS sweeps into the EMPEROR DALEK'S throne room, accompanied by a FULL RETINUE of DALEKS! Emperor Dalek: YES? SILENCE Emperor Dalek: You've forgotten what you came in the room for again, havent you..? Davros: Possibly. Davros sweeps out again.

Not many people realise that OgTv has a lot of it's OWN versions of TV shows. For instance, this is a scene from Ogron TOWIE: 😁

DAVROS has survived a VOTE of NO CONFIDENCE from the SCIENTISTS in his BUNKER. But 17 VOTED to OUST him as CHIEF SCIENTIST! "Gruntleigh, I want you to DIG some HOLES for me, approx 6 ft by 3." "And how many holes, Davros?" me ask. "About 17 should be sufficient..." him reply ICILY.