"But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that."

A fantastic rendition of Tam O'Shanter (with subtitles and translation) which tells the tale of how Tam's mare lost her tail (and the joys and dangers that a right good bevvy can bring)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjCJ... Nae man can tether time or tide!

Sell the kids for food.

The "Board of Peace" chaired by Trump will award a special commemorative ring to its first 19 founding members: 3 for key collaborators, 5 for the inner circle of associates, and 9 for other early members. Unconfirmed rumors suggest that a twentieth ring will be reserved for the President himself.

* spies BG boat after being at sea for days “Thank God, we’ve been lost at sea for days , we need food and water” Bear G: “Stop right there. Where are you from? “It’s ok, we are English like you” Bear G “Where in England are you from ?” “Liverpoo..” BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BOOM

Two today.

Board of Peace - Season 1

Everyone was drinking but I declined. Didn’t smoke too but went the shop and bought 4 eclairs, 2 jam scones and a pack of cornetto ice cream to take the edge off.

“You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember.”

Really trying to come up with an excuse to not go to in-laws house later for a “Traitors Finale” night. Fucking hell.

No idea but I imagine they'd sound like the laughing on Waltz In Black by the Stranglers

Not sure if i would feel joy or pure terror if they looked like this.

There is no mention of what they look like so here is my guess. What would be yours?

Any mycologist will tell you there's a lot we don't know about psilocybin-containing mushrooms (for example, are there secondary compounds that modulate the particular psychedelic experience?). Whatever is active in these mushrooms isn't psilocybin. And its effects are strikingly specific.

Not been smoking since yesterday and today I am at the wanting to chew by fingers off phase. Lunch not helped.

I remember seeing this in the early 80’s and was convinced flying cars where coming very soon..The design and look was like something out of 2000AD , which probably made it even more appealing. I would check in every 5 years but there was never any progress. Hmm. It’s a total grift isn’t it.

It is a genuine conspiracy theory held by some people over 70 in this country that Chinese takeaways could contain a stash of weapons to be used when China “takes over”. I have heard it with my own ears and when I protested was told “well, how do you know it isn’t true. You just don’t know”.

Somebody here said that there must be a German word for missing out on the #AuroraBorealis. I think it might be Nordlichtberaubt, which means deprived of the #NorthernLights. It is literally 'Northern Lights bereft', which conjures the feeling of many (including myself) who fail to spot them.

"In contrast to the uplifting, rich sound of Chariots of Fire, [Vangelis] composed a dark, moody, often ambient soundscape for Blade Runner. The film and its soundtrack have had a considerable influence on subsequent movies using electronic scores, as well as on electronic musicians."

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. “Old theaters are forever burning down!”

Solitary swan. Usually have a family that patrol the canal each year but this one seems to be alone.

Distract yourself. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002hzc6 #WaitingForTheOut

Heres a Bsky poll for you. How many prisons have you visited? 4.

Not a sniff of the Northern Lights here. Again. I know i will get to see them at some point, i just have to. I might have to trek up closer to the poles and set up a base with some mead, fire, invocations and a small bag of shrooms.

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

Always prepared!

Me and Shadow have bailed upstairs. She has had enough.

On the pink stuff. God knows what.

They are playing Shots and Ladders.

OH has some mates over. Made a punch out of ALL the remaining spirits in the house , a proper heart stopper. Made a lasagne for them , which turned out ok. Now I’m going to lie low as it will get messy. Might need support of you lot tonight.

Ooh there’s a new Star Trek show out….oh.

Andrew Marr is trying not to laugh at the shite coming out of Tom’s mouth, isn’t he? I’ve been told I am wrong and Tom is talking sense etc The first ten seconds you can see Marr stifling a laugh or am I reading him wrong? www.facebook.com/share/v/1FY2...

This Sunday on untidyradio, songs from Tindersticks, Sonic Youth, Tim Eveleigh, Wire, Brighter, Zenxith, The Artisans, Paper Jam, Trembling New Stars, Brighter, Pastels, an UNHEARD Assistant remix by @vannorden.bsky.social & more. But there's a catch: it's just songs and no waffling (back next week)

A Dutch Jenrick. The most depraved, cruel and painful of sexual acts.

I’m an astronaut in love, baby My orbit is geostationary Around and around I go At optimum terminal velocity I’m an astronaut in love, baby Please, don’t ever leave me My heart can’t face another Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Whenever I’m in Scotland I always grab a load of these. Morning rolls/Crispy rolls/Burnt rolls - name varies. You can’t really get them in England and the ones available are just not the same. For me they make the best bacon or ham sandwich. Nice with a bowl of hot soup too.

Cant smoke in hotel room (obv) so i’m chain-chewing Cadbury toffee eclairs.

No hot water in the hotel and the light in the hall is having an existential episode.

Hiii. There's a new Fur Trader album coming 04/03/2026. It's called "Amen, Pioneer". Listen to "No Home" right now, which features my dear friend @phoneswithchords.bsky.social: tr.ee/ebcuOgtXpK Pre-order here: tr.ee/dDBo5kP85P

My view from the hotel room this fine Wednesday morning.

Change one letter, ruin a show Rhubarb And Mustard

Driven up the whole of the M6 through rain and sleet and now … blue skies!

Post a video of your first concert taking place. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm6m...

Kicking off tonight’s #freshingredients with The Loft; I put a few songs into tonight’s show from people with perfect voices. I really love @peteastor.bsky.social’s - but the whole band play together so beautifully. Not a wasted note on their recent LP. I left it off my end-of-year list by mistake!

Guitar players. You know how the B string tuning makes you have to offset your notes by a fret so it’s tricky to copy a pattern on the lower strings to the upper ones, well you can tune it to C you know. All kinds of new and cool sounds and arpeggios come from doing this. Anyone else done it?

All Head. No Talking. 👀