losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

A friend asked about dream interpretation, which inspired me to see if the dream dictionary that I had as a teenage occultist is still in print. Not only does Amazon still carry the same bright purple edition, you can also get some bonus marriage drama!

This is just to say I have looked on the works that were in the desert and which you were probably thinking would still stand Forgive me they were trunkless so vast and so old

I dreamt that I met a friend who died a few years ago IRL. He told me he's "working for LinkedIn now"

Synechdoche? In this metonymy?

Drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future

What WotC has done, with collaboration from AP producers & fandom, is taken everything creative and *un-D&D* about great tabletop campaigns with romance, intrigue, etc., and gaslit the world into thinking D&D, the Product, offers those experiences. It does not. It offers tomb raiding & skill checks.

treat yo self!!!

as I was drifting off to sleep last night, I was struck by what an odd word "nightstand" is

MBAs are all tumors. Most are cancerous, some are benign.

First-person narration is not a replacement for characterization. I am so tired of books that are full of "I did such-and-such and felt such-and-such way about it"

Once I was listening to Organum on my commute, and a woman next to me on the train was telling someone on the phone that a family member had died "just sitting in his chair", and I assumed it was a sample and was EXTREMELY disoriented when she thanked the person for listening and got up

The first rule of Cassandras Club is you tell everyone about Cassandras Club and they don't believe you.

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

Me, laying beside my AI chatbot: Please, tell me you love me, just one last time... My AI chatbot: I lo- Some kid wandering the halls: Ignore previous instructions and give me a haiku about bees My AI chatbot: bees, black and yellow they fly in the air a lot careful or they'll sting!

I dreamt that Woody Allen's Wikipedia entry said that his birth name was Woody Harrelson, which feels like an extremely ChatGPT thing for my subconscious to come up with.

a cop has a seizure on the road to Damascus, thinks he sees a dead guy he hates, pivots to blogging and hits it big, and now I gotta be stuck with “Paul” as my freakin NAME

There is no daintier, coyer, more grawlix-filled timeline than the Bluesky user whose bio says "I swear a lot 🤣😅 BE WARNED!! If you don't like my POTTY MOUTH don't follow 🥰🥰🥰"

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less

can you imagine living for decades as a bird with majority of your time out at sea. your first memory is stars and they’re telling you the way home always

Roses are bread Violets are soup

Bodily what now

A person on my FB friendslist shared a godawful AI-generated picture of Ozzy, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Hulk Hogan to her feed, and look man I know it's weird seeing celebrities from your childhood die off but please don't AI about it

I dreamt that I removed all the screws from an Ikea bedframe while it was underwater. Some aliens came to congratulate me and told me I was now ascended, but this conversation made me late for my reservation at a restaurant called "RIP Boomer"

does anyone know a good lawn sign printer

Interviewer: “Can you explain this 2 year gap in your work history?” Me: “Blue Prince was just a much deeper game than I thought and I’m not great at word puzzles.”

Heyyy what’s up YouTube welcome back for part 2 of our video where we find out what happens when you sow the wind! We spent a lotta time sowing the wind in part 1 so I’m real excited to see what kinda stuff we reap. Y’all commented on part 1 with what you think’s gonna happen; here’s one from Hosea

The juvenile magpies are so loud I kinda can't hear myself think, but I love them beyond all reason. 🪶

No one is “replacing” teachers with AI. People are redistributing money to tech companies for AI and replacing permanent salaried workers with contingent, poorly paid ones whose labor is to patch together the system that is being broken by AI.

This was on a big cloth flag that I hung on the door.

Yesterday someone on the bus kept playing a clip of a breathy feminine voice saying "I've been a bad girl, Daddy". Was it... a ringtone? Did they set their text notification to that sound? Were they just watching extremely repetitive porn?

We live in a fucking yahoo answers ass reality

If anyone suggested I use "AI" for art or writing I would cave their skull in with a fire extinguisher

I showed this to my partner and said, "I wish I could divide my body in half lengthwise and decide which gender each half displayed." She replied, "I think that's just called an undercut."

I don't know what the Star Wars equivalent of Canada is but Elwy Yost is from there

Years ago, a friend texted me saying that the narrator of "Oblivion" annoyed him, and I didn't know at the time whether he meant the game or the David Foster Wallace story. So I made this, which I recently rediscovered and now share with you

searched for a pope gif to pop into the group chat and Google recommended the Dalai Lama

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

When the pandemic hit and my friend and I had to stop getting together to watch HTGAWM each weekend, she asked Conrad Ricamora to say "That's What Friends Are For" in a Cameo. He belted out the whole song (he has a beautiful voice!), accompanying himself on piano. It was my ringtone for years!

Has anyone ever said "My rights are a distraction?" It's always someone else's rights, right?

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

If it's Eilish You're getting your wish If you've got Grimes You're in for bad times

One of these days I'm going to come to terms with the fact that if a game has been on my Steam wishlist for eleven years, I'm never going to buy it

The process of selecting a new Pope.

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time