“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

In the 80s scanning under hedges for porn mags was known as privet browsing mode.

I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

This is such a powerful image

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

it was a tough corporate battle but netflix have emerged as the new, proud owners of scribblenauts

I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!

Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right

amazing

Boy, they really screwed up the new 4K version of Mad Men. In this scene you can clearly see the ghost from Three Men and a Baby at the edge of the screen.

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

Mad Men 4K

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

Watching Father Ted’s a Christmassy Ted and remembered this nugget of pop trivia, the priest with the most boring voice Father Fitzgerald (Sean Barrett) in Ireland's largest lingeree section was the cover star of The Smith's single "How Soon is Now" a still from the 1958 film "Dunkirk".

you know I had to do this

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket

Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you. Prepare accordingly.

SIMPLY HAVING A

Thanks OneDrive now I need a new laptop

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Also, when I was rooting around for the right picture, I came across this.

Santa in 23 days time:

Quick reminder of the rules for anyone playing Anschützageddon: the objective is to go the whole of Christmas without hearing Ernst Anschütz's 'O Tannenbaum'. Remember, remixes and covers DON'T count. Good luck!

how your emails finds me

[sean connery in transformers the movie voice] CONSHTRUCTICONSH INFERIOR SHOUNDWAVE

He's m ng ist He’s check ice He find ou naught ice Norman Collier is comi town

Oh the weather outside is frightful But your study looks delightful Let me flap through your door Nevermore, Nevermore, Nevermore

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.

This is such a low-key burn

really went dark for the sequel

COME AND WIPE YER HANDS ON ME COAT

i feel like red richardson doing gambling ads is the wario to sunil patel doing nationwide ads

Tesco just couldn't be a bodega ...But Londis is

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

*fatboy slim voice* Right about now