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IMPORTANT UPDATE: The person who originally saw this broadcast and took the pictures of the TV is currently the Icelandic Ambassador to the US.

Exeter Comedy Festival kicks off today with the Gala. Still tickets available. Loads of great acts on throughout ECF. The big names have sold out but there are some real gems with seats available. We're so lucky to have this going on, don't miss it! www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/book-tickets...

whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this

JUNE OFFER: Pay what you want for digital albums on Bandcamp! Times are tough everywhere and hope this helps a bit. Label Bandcamp - transcendingobscurity.bandcamp.com

The saddest six word song Nancy Sinatra ever sung was "Boots, made for walking, never walked."

Today in 1982 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor was released. Classic. Classic anthem.

Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes

There will be no Jizz at America's 250th

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Did my joke on stage last night “you kids have it easy with your ozempic, back in my day if you wanted to take jabs to lose weight it was heroin or nothing” A woman in the audience shouted “or Speed!” I told her to sign up to Bluesky as I had a feeling she’ll love it.

Yes I would love the £150 Goatse necklace thank you Instagram 🙏🏼

SOCCER TIPS AND TRICKS USMNT.MP4

Don't fancy England's chances at the World Cup with that formation #TOTP

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says, 15 miles to the

“average person owns 3 Nintendo DSes" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person owns 0 DSes. Embezzlement Peter, who lives in Scotland & buys 10,000 DSes every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Nighthawks, our vampire RPG, is coming in FALL OF 2026!! Seize the night as a modern monster, stepping out of the shadows to build a thriving nightclub empire through fear, seduction, and forbidden supernatural gifts. See our new trailer below, and wishlist here: bit.ly/4o36HRx

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

This is my new favorite thing.

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you wiggles and which one of you giggles

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Of course I know Wario is evil but I always pick him because I’m able to separate the kart from the kartist

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

Unbelievably proud to see Colin Porch talking about Return to Blacktooth on the UK news this evening. Linky: www.itv.com/watch/news/c... #HeadOverHeels #FrontPorch #RetroGaming

Inspiring that when the Death is a whimsical Goth Girl guy got cancelled British culture immediately adapted and made Death a small bear in a duffel coat

"we're going in a new direction"

‘If I go for a quick pint now I can do my work later on instead when it’s cooler and easier to concentrate yeh I’ll do that it makes more sense’ Classic.

TERFs knocking on the toilet cubicle door.

I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever

Happy Birthday Paul Weller 🥳🎸

Hot Brain / PSP / Midway / 2007

(hitman target voice) guards, leave me. i trust this barber

As good an opportunity as any to post Orson Welles talking about his role in this movie

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

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here i made this for you

Uncontroversially the best to ever do it.

Kiss me Out of the bearded barley Nightly Beside the green green grass Swing swing swing the spinning step Burning down the house

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