Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I swear, you're never ready for that clown #cogart #art #artsky #fanart #minathehollower

one of my favorite recurring subplots in housing discourse is NIMBYs talking about any major dev project like it’s a form of settler colonialism and meanwhile actual indigenous people are like “we are going to build the biggest apartment buildings you have literally ever seen”

I think it's even narrower than that. It's the more extraverted subset of weird/awkward/neurodivergent people. Which is quite the niche demographic.

I don't know with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played, but I know Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks & stones.

The general public assumes everything is "cost plus" when in fact almost everything is "what the market will bear".

(Our game if you're at all interested in that red-requiem.itch.io/masqueraiders)

you: MTMTE is the gayest story IDW ever did me, an intellectual: the first four issues of "Transformers Galaxies" are about the Constructicons experiencing an intimate psychosexual awakening and exploring their newfound connection to each other through the lens of dominance and submission

This one is so real. I also know extra stuff.

[said wokely, but it's unclear how specifically] I think all girls are monster girls

Happy 14th day of Pride Month! Here's a photo of Saul Goodman

The depressing pattern is White swing voters during good times: "I have so much money I can finally vote about culture war and who I hate." White swing voters in economic bad times: "Help me Dems I need money! I will even temporarily ignore all your support for weirdo behavior just save my job!"

Me: is. You: ought?!?!?! Me: no, is. You: OUGHT?!?!?! Me: once again, is. You: OuGhT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

One reason i think everyone should take an archaeology class is to internalise with tangible examples that there is no pure, natural past utopia and that antibiotics and vaccines are what stand between us and a 50% child mortality rate and scores of women dying needlessly during pregn and birth

Netanyahu will never be indicted by an Israeli court for crimes committed against Palestinians because the Israeli political consensus is that criminal behavior towards Palestinians is not criminal.

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

This is accuracyslop. You only like it because it's accurate to the source material.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

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WE’RE AIR LIFTING THE FROST BANK STADIUM AND DROPPING IT ON TOP OF THE ALAMO CAUSE THAT’S THE BIGGER L YOUR CITY TOOK IN HISTORY GO KNICKS

How are people still arguing about GNU Image Manipulation UX on my skyline. The Knicks won.

Hey @mayor.nyc.gov you should split Staten Island into two parts like Avatar Kyoshi

why did he do that "i'm in your head" shit that's forever gonna be known as the nba equivalent to the vegeta thumb point pose

My mayor Muslim My bagels Jewish Knicks in five I hope

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

HISTORY.

You will wait longer for [A] trains.

eight dragon ball z seconds

I want a Severance but for my bathroom. I live my normal life and then there's an innie-me that only uses the toilet.

the name's Bon—(suddenly remembering i'm supposed to be keeping a low profile)—k. (visibly thinking really hard for like ten seconds) James Bonk.

this is actually a really interesting tidbit from an interview, I feel like in this day and age, especially because of how common retro throwbacks are, people tend to forget or never have known that old games were aiming for realism

you can even use boffer (foam or whatever) swords if you don't want to use real metal the time I spent doing boffer larp was a huge influence on design for me, and it made me a better player and made the games more fun for me to play too there is no shortcut for doing the thing

Gotta be someone who was incensed at the idea that any Sonic fans could possibly be the right age, circa 2011, to be in the market for car insurance.

Just got a machine-generated email asking for permission to train an AI GM on Masqueraiders lol

So Erin Reed blocked me over this one but I’m going to take a few minutes to point out why this “reporting” is so bad and repost a few times to hopefully spread the word. TL;DR Erin either doesn’t understand anything about NYC law or politics or is outright lying about what’s happening here.

The only good reason to own a gun is to protect yourself from ladder-toting maniacs.

"I always knew IGN sucked" really? you think because some underpaid writer had an opinion on a game you disagreed with that they are somehow the cause of the ruination of games media and not the rich corporate overlords pulling the strings? that's what you believe?

Is he, in fact, the greatest shark around and/or in town? Read on to find out! childrenofprimus.com/bot-reviews-...

Not lost on me that we never see any articles about how a Mamdani or a Hamawy or an El Sayed represent a kind of positive reinforcement of masculinity and masculine presence

Don't mind me, I just found a good excuse to repost my Majora's Mask saga with the new 10 photos feature.

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

i take a single hit off a joint and then proceed to do a tokusatsu henshin and when the colored smoke clears i'm passed out slumped over on the couch

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

I think people are right that Doctor Who shouldn't be written by fans, like the disastrous Christopher Eccleston season. Instead it should be written by people who hate the series. Just being unfamiliar with it isn't enough. They need to have a violent emetic response to just hearing the theme tune.

Whenever fans draw up their top ten lists, it's no coincidence that stories by SCARF-WEARING FANBOYS like Moffat and Davies are nowhere to be seen and it's the ones by members of the not-we that win all the plaudits. Fear Her! Journey To The Centre Of The TARDIS! Orphan 55! Classics all.