Getting way too stoned and mixing up the lore for Dr. Wily and Dr. Yakub.

professor oak explaining how missingno got its name (complete comic in the link!) sparklingdemon.tumblr.com/post/8024048... #pokemon #missingno #glitch #trainered #professoroak #comic #art

Please tell me this hasn't been done yet

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zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way

ground bird (rerun)

Yeah, people who move into cities because they like living in dense, diverse environments are going to have more left wing politics than entrenched property owners. Inverse of how people who move to FL are gonna be more right wing than long term FL locals. People choose lifestyles matching values.

It's a new year, so it's time for my annual look back at the top bots of last year: childrenofprimus.com/bot-reviews-...

im marty supreme im marty supreme im marty supreme

With the way the sliding timescale works in the Marvel universe it's plausible that Doctor Doom based his supervillain identity on MF DOOM

IT'S A GOD? That Doesn't Mean It Outranks You!

"just" a port, looks like SOMEONE forgot about Robirdo

Hi I'm Leukemia

EASTERN CONDORS is one of the sick nastiest movies I've ever seen.

Running to the bathroom while making the Mega Man arm cannon charging noise to let the toilet know I mean business

the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad

This is 2026 Welcome to 2026 This is 2026, welcome Yes, this is 2026 This is 2026 and welcome to you who has come to 2026 Anything is possible in 2026 You can do anything in 2026 The infinite is possible in 2026 The unattainable is unknown in 2026 Welcome to 2026 This is 2026 Welcome to 2026 Welcome

I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game

I am having a bad eye floaters day

There will be a Kickstarter project this year whose selling point is "Expedition 33 for 5E". It will make $10 million. Nobody will ever play it.

I'm tired of being on vacation. I wanna go back to work and have some structure to my days again

It's time.

today we honor the Caardvark

his final message…

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

heyyy with three "y"'s is the way whores say hello, or the whore hey, not to be confused with Jorge, who writes short stories about infinite libraries where that's sometimes just the correct way to spell "hey"

2025 was an extremely bad year and I had some personal rough spots for sure but my friends and the things I've learned have 2026 situated to start off really incredible.

[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass

The new year starts off on a high note for me. I'll be the announcer for the inauguration of Zohran Mamdani as the next mayor of the City of New York.

it came to me in a dream

i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want

Bionicle (2001)

Can anyone identify the logo on this cool pipe's hat?

"I think vers is the way to go"

COACH Z: lookout dere strongbad... dat guy youre talkin to is none udder than MARTY SUPREME!!! HOMESTAR RUNNER: *doing an echo* SUPWEME Supweme supweme

Monk is great, every episode is like "hey Monk, I don't think we need you on this one, Mr. Smith was a baker and he baked himself into a pie" "but captain, he's still wearing shoes. If I was gonna bake myself into a pie, I'd take off my shoes first" "god damnit randy, he's wearing shoes!"

Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.

That source issue is actually real, and not even close to the most insane thing on that singular page

As more peopel copy it, we're gonna to start talking about Jon Bois editting style the same way we talk about the Ken Burns effect

MARTY SUPREME review: Melee top players are all like this. 5 stars.

a load-bearing post for me 🖤

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

pingu victory theme

lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

One of the best to ever do it

The Trump Admin is wantonly abusing executive power & conducting warrantless spying. But Congressmembers including Dan Goldman handed him the ability to do it by voting against a warrant requirement for using NSA surveillance of U.S. citizens last year. theintercept.com/2025/12/28/f...

staring down the longest couple weeks of my life lmao