Masqueraiders Test Ride, Case 19: Inoue or the Highway, without context, (1/2):

my transformers comic 6

J.J.J.

A formerly-cancelled Animated figure gets a new lease on life in Age of the Primes, but is this teeny tiny bug worth Deluxe-class prices? Read on to find out! childrenofprimus.com/bot-reviews-...

Rodimus Prime remembers the Transformers' greatest battle on Earth.

sushi is an example of good game design, because she has a big spot to signal where’s good to pet on her

engagement this, unsustainable that. what about the pursuit of having the same weirdos show up to everything you post like this??

I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."

Every superhero has their archnemesis. Superman has Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, the Fantastic Four have Doctor Doom. Usually, it’s pretty clear who the #1 guy is.

See also: Italian First Aid, who is on an entirely other level.

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

Colored by THE colorist, Mike Spicer.

Sometimes we hold ourselves to impossible standards. Remember, growth isn’t linear. Be gentle with your imperfections. They are part of being human, and connect you to everyone else.

The unmistakable penmanship of my 7-year-old self.

This song was on an album of Simpsons music I had, complete with this entire verbal exchange at the start, so it's burned into my head permanently.

30 years ago today, the Pin Pals played a team that just plain sucked. “Team Homer” first aired on January 7, 1996.

Sometimes in life you just need to stop and yell in a basket on the sidewalk. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

🫵LOREM IPSUM

It's a new year, so it's time for my annual look back at the top bots of last year: childrenofprimus.com/bot-reviews-...

With the way the sliding timescale works in the Marvel universe it's plausible that Doctor Doom based his supervillain identity on MF DOOM

This will be the year of Hook, Line and Sinker!

oh christ look at the time

the snoozing sleeper

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

2025 recapped

can’t decide which new hobby i am going to promptly abandon after starting for the new year.

cmon

TODAY'S SKETCH: MAKUTA. Or Teridax? I only ever knew him as Makuta.

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense

A Christmas Carol (1951)

And Tiny Tim, who was taken offline by a cosmically-powered Starscream, received a new toy in the 1990 Action Masters line of figures, prompting a few scant appearances in that year’s issues of the UK comic.

Releasing it all as one BIG thread to get you all in the Christmas Spirit. Presenting my work over the course of the last month: Transsantas Sleighbound!

DAY 20 of #ADVENTICONS, this wiseguy is following a star. It's only fucking COSMOS

DAY 21 of #ADVENTICONS, a Lost Light for the Shortest Day, it's your co-captain RODIMUS!

“Sarge, I’m fucking blowing it with her” *Samus touching her fingers to her head and scanning a lightly different type of grass than the patch in the previous area* “No, Armstrong, I really don’t think you are”

armstrong: why don't you take off that power suit and slip into something a bit more.....comfortable samus: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

I just spent like an hour making a gif of Ice Slizer

“Go outside” they said. “You’ll love the fresh air” they said. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[metroid] learning curve

This is a watercolour painting of my cat Mia which I did on a postcard for a competition a few years ago. I didn't win! 😐 #cats #kittens #competition #art #watercolours #painting

I once was told to look for the word on the street. It said stop, so I did.

she's doing morph ball

For the final review of the year, we look at the Studio Series version of the *other* brilliant casting choice in Transformers One, Starscream, as played by Steve Buscemi! Also, the site isn't showing thumbnails right now, so have the whole thing in one post: childrenofprimus.com/bot-reviews-...

For some reason Scorponok's Cyber Bee cracks me up when filmed in slow-motion.

#botaday Megatron. The Classics line brought back something longtime Transformers fans never expected to see again: a Megatron toy that transforms into a gun. It's a stylized Nerf-colored sci-fi revolver. This version of Megatron was available in 2006.