If you pour a Fresca on the grass at the Rose Bowl under a blood moon a new fully grown Neuheisel spawns from the turf

How was this not a first down on the 2nd down play?

NEW POST: You Had Better Have a Coach If You Want to Beat Northwestern on The Lake. The unnecessary stress of the UCLA Game, Northwestern trying to have an actual homecoming without Ohio State fans, an Italo Calvino-style look at Invisible Big Ten Cities

Michigan football availability report vs. Wisconsin:

You’re gonna see a lot of grandiloquent galaxy-brained “this makes business sense” arguments but a PE relationship means inviting a partner whose explicit role is to hand you cash for the privilege of laying an egg in your chest

I think the real reason the Big Ten is looking into private equity is because the people who run athletic departments are fucking terrible at managing budgets

Heartbreaking.

my whole tl becomes Darryl when there's a new Chotiner interview

When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

There is an Alabama fan on a message board making the case to hire Indiana's head coach right now

OU game making me feel better about the OL though

Michigan 30 Nebraska 10 Michigan's Dumb Ass 17

Greg Crippen, welcome to the Jon Runyan Jr Club

at least wink telegraphs he’s about to give up a big td so i can mentally prepare for it

in retrospect Tyler Corcoran getting any snaps in Nebraska's first three games was a bad sign

Chip is on a heater.

I'm buying stock in Oklahoma's freshman LT Fasusi

Gary Danielson is so washed he didn't notice Barham on the field for every play of a 10 play drive

2025 Week 4: @ USC

good morning everyone

We made it. Happy Gameday.

@mgoblog.bsky.social I saw you reference GWAR in UFR. I grew up in Richmond, VA and when I was little I’d see them walking around in full costume when I was at Hebrew school

lmao michigan’s workaround on the new covid vax restrictions is to declare that not having gotten a dose of the lasted covid vaccine is an underlying condition that puts one at high risk, that rules www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...

Bonus: HELMET DONG LAUNCH

David Frum on Jimmy Kimmel: "This is not cancel culture because it's not culture. It's state repression. It's an order from the government. Here is the script, you must read, if you do not read it, you will be taken off the air."

this is 100% correct but I want to submit Northwestern as the upset #3

Good use of kerfuffle here. Very possible we see a brouhaha later, and you could convince me there's a chance of legit fracas

I know w̶r̶i̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ sculptors who use subtext and they're all cowards.

I guess I'd just like it if they gave Bryce Underwood the opportunity to fuck up

Every time I see a WR hurdle a defender I think about this play

Michigan's guys were Pure of Heart, she says, not joking in any way shape or form

@mgoblog.bsky.social another center snapped it into his own butt

As always, I’m not allowed to sell my sports photos per my credential. But if you’d like to support me you can always buy me a coffee! The flight home is tomorrow at 6am so dangerous amounts of caffeine are required the next 24 hours buymeacoffee.com/bluebarronph...

It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this? (It was only the piss) It was only the piss Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff

Still almost an hour until kickoff, so you have plenty of time to read about my idiot dog and the changing nature of college football. mgoblog.com/content/punt...

someone tell sark he needs 62 passing yards to win this

hospital orderly vibes

I love this kind of energy I’m not even joking

Yesterday I watched student renters on Packard throw empty liquor bottles out their front window into a recycling bin for 5 minutes straight, while drinking my chai latte at Argus and laughing my ass off. Why does no one talk about the sheer entertainment value of living near undergrads? #a2council

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream

“My analysis of the network's FEC disbursements reveals that, at most, $11 million of the $678 million raised from individuals has made its way to candidates, campaigns, or the national party committees.” open.substack.com/pub/data4dem...

this is virtue signaling this account is now Leo DiCaprio pointing at virtue signaling

I may have been the impetus for this so go read it. One thing I'd say in response is that awarding extra bids to power conference teams feels very bad to me because at this point teams with a .500 league record are about 50/50 to get in and that's already too many IMO.

This is not virtue signaling. Virtue signaling is saying that you support affordable housing before saying you oppose this particular 100% affordable housing.

After the resignation of Yaccarino, I'm assuming there's a fierce battle for the top spot between Wakkarino and Dot

Impossible Kid, Aesop Rock Change, Dismemberment Plan Good News (FPWLBN), Modest Mouse All Hands On The Bad One, Sleater-Kinney Execution of All Things, Rilo Kiley Better Oblivion Community Center, ibid O Be Joyful, Shovels and Rope Salt, Hoots and Hellmouth PUP, ibid Songs for Xmas, Sufjan Stevens