Playing Halo 5 for the heck of it and laughing again at this clip of a conversation on the plural of mongoose

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

I have no idea what's gonna happen tomorrow in the game so I'm just gonna rewatch the 2023 game and reread one of my favorite articles written by @mgoblog.bsky.social #GoBlue

This game really drives home why a playoff undermines what was best about college football: the spite. Texas should be ruining A&Ms season right now, not mildly inconveniencing their seeding.

Michigan looks like a near-lock to be 1st in KenPom at the end of November. What has this meant historically? Usually, a 1 seed and just shy of a coin-flip to be in your future Final Four. (Special hat tip to the 2013-14 Louisville Cardinals. Greatest computer tricker ever?)

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

Had to redo this after the last three days

Incredibly gratifying to Michigan fans to finally be number 1 in KenPom after being number 1 in refreshing KenPom after a win for 15 straight years.

We need to get Isaac Choitner on the case

Lets get a live look-in with the Michigan bench

and now we refresh Kenpom until it updates

Wake Forest must be beside themselves right now

Cason DX crotch chipping a Yaxel and one dunk from the bench …gonna go ahead and call that the peak of my season.

The Stauskas team and the Juwan one seed were pretty good as far as cackling goes but these guys have a chance

Four turnovers is the most important stat from that half, especially after 6 in the first 38 minutes yesterday

I wonder what the worst beating a Kenpom #1 team has taken

Once Michigan figured out what to do against teams blitzing PNR they went from about as good as Wake/TCU to this

That’s not even the funniest thing Beckman did at a press conference while coaching at Illinois. Oh wait, you just want to remember… youtube.com/watch?v=i2qE...

with Hat Week upon us it is time to remember the funniest thing to ever happen in college football, Tim Beckman's anti-Northwestern Rivalry Campaign.

U have died of dysentery

She's touring the facility and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and long, long jacket

oh goddammit not Max Bredeson clearly done for the year

NEW POST: Let 'em off the hook. It has been a while since I have been madder about a football game. Crown Michigan's ass, see if I care. Wrigley as the Graveyard of Northwestern Football. If I have to hear one more fuckin' baseball reference from an announcer at a Wrigley game I'm going to LOSE IT

🎶It's time for the pope-ulator 🎶It's time for the pope-ulator 🎶It's time for the pope-ulator 🎶It's time for the pope-ulator 🕺

Wanna know exactly what NIL tax fraud looks like? We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.

So, two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn Darhe'el, a Kotan Pa'Dar, and four Gallitep salads. #StarTrek #Fawltytowersposting

I have done the research

The lamp instructions told me that if I still feel sad I should spend more time with the lamp

What’s a bit that makes you laugh every time you see it?

Very informative and well-sourced MGoBoard post that the momentum may be turning against the B1G's proposed PE deal, and it's not just Michigan and USC, it's other schools' boards starting to ask big questions: mgoblog.com/mgoboard/tid...

The way the Big Ten handles ice hockey TV is just brutal. No. 1 Michigan State vs No. 3 Penn State tonight, top teams in the country with a future No. 1 NHL pick, and it's relegated to BTN+ streaming. Come on.

This is a picture of a sugar glider. Looks like The Onion needs to hire a gliding mammal specialist to review all future publications. I can offer my services, but I'll caution that I'm not cheap.

there is a beautiful story in here that includes a man complaining about the defensive coordinator so intensely they died

You may laugh at it, but it’s the style that will give enough confidence to lie to a police officer and/or T-1000

It's the hair they give villains in DreamWorks movies

I love Oscar Goodman's hair. It is the worst hair imaginable.

ok, fine, baseball is good tonight

She is an absolute sicko (complimentary)

There is, alas, a perfect Chiles headline for Brian Kelly to MSU

good lord @edsbs.bsky.social channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

Morning folks! Have some George Blaha to start your Monday.

Also my mother "OK, I'm sorry, this is going to sound mean, but I just don't like Brian Kelly." Me: "Madre, no one likes Brian Kelly." Her: "Oh, good. I feel better."

Brian Kelly and Michigan State are made for each other.

and now we get to find out which Michigan player MSU will attempt to injure

Not to pile on Morgan but if he goes vertical there immediately he has like 10-15 yards before anyone gets to him. I guess this is piling on Morgan. ah well

Fair catch on a kickoff from the 20 and a fair catch at the four: JB Brown, goodbye

yeah that's not anything but Metcalf being around a guy who fell over by himself