just realized that Batman and Lex Luthor have both had abandoned subway hideouts at this point

rare screenshot at the bottom there of the wrongest person in history

I would argue that this is, under @scottmccloud.bsky.social's definition, comics

Do-it-yourself Japanese homemade superguns, you say

Of course he did. You can't write that. You need a great theatre voice to do it, too.

read all the way to the Jimmy Pages

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

it's a damp shame

Wildman Whitehouse in August 1858:

this is what hunting looks like in a sort of cyber world where everything is computer

Racist Against the Machine

drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of Republicans have less anxiety, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

biggest technological revolution of our lifetimes and it's not AI or blockchain or cryptocurrency or metaverse.

One of the best to ever do it

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

smoke if you got em

fondly remembering how he doesn't post here because he was immediately greeted with someone wanting to beat him to death with hammers, immediately predating the block feature

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

ring the neighbor and a cop for these wet-ass bandits

if your user agent's Unicode font isn't with the full character set since 2020 or so, you're missing out 👆 here (pointing up)

When even the business architects (?) are telling you this, believe them.

One could even call it a trolley solution

In this day and age, we understand that trust is paramount. That’s why here at Judas, we promise we won’t sell you out for thirty pieces of silver.

the worst thing about how badly Stranger Things 5 sucks is that this validates Netflix's usual policy to never renew any series more than once

Oh they mean INCREDIBLE things are happening

interesting things going on at the klan site

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

I haven't seen someone seize an opportunity this perfect since Leopold Lojka took a bad right turn in Sarajevo

A Gabagool for Leibowitz

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'd be more optimistic about the increased number of Black Santa figures on display this year if so many of them didn't appear to have been made using repurposed lawn jockeys

RIP. rest easy homeboy, we'll be with you soon

if you saw Mike Judge's Silicon Valley, Mark Cuban was one of the most direct inspirations for Chris Diamantopoulos's Russ Hanneman, the guy who thinks he's a world-changing genius because he had the idea to put radio on the Internet

like the highlighted-text engine before it, the greatest accomplishment I've seen from Google's Gemini AI is saving me one (1) click through to the underlying Stack Overflow post

guy scrolling the #bottoms feed seeing this post and furiously marking it as spam

holy shit they did it

these are fucking slaying me

♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,

this is what "corruption" describes and why it used to matter

WORRY... HE CLEANS SOME BUTT. DIE ALONE WITHOUT THE FAMILY.

Happy Shane Black Day, everyone.

We Have a Biological Imperative, Charlie Brown

[ADVISER]: Ok team we have to delay more Epstein Files again. We’ll announce on christmas eve. Let’s try to get through this news cycle quietly [TRUMP]:

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

Bar On Floor Cleared