Not having any Metal Gear on here is bonkers

I know I'm not the smartest man but it just seems unwise to hire a coach who sued his previous place of employment after being fired for his involvement in a scandal when you are still in court being sued by a coach you fired for his involvement in a scandal

Reminder

we did it!

I maintain that Mr Beast is the Beast of Revelation in the Bible and showing up on a Livestream of a dude who is attempting to buy immortality isn't doing much to convince me otherwise

me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

The shine is coming off Kelvin Sheppard at an unprecedented rate

I think plenty of it speaks to the state of the media, but an obvious one is that Vox and Vanity Fair barely investigated her and that she managed to commit an unforgivable journalistic crime before getting a book deal and walking into another prestige job, while plenty of others are being laid off

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.

Just realized today that I'm in first in every one of my fantasy leagues. We've got a shot to do something truly special this year boys

Same old Lions

Rockstar should cancel GTA 6 and just make a Red Dead game starring Hangman Adam Page instead

I have to admit I'd probably pass on getting my son booed because I'm standing next to him.

No moral victories and all that blah blah blah That was two national title contenders going at it. Michigan is absolutely in that tier this year

JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song? LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-

This sounds like bad Slaanesh fanfic

There's no way 5 yards was worth that timeout for Bama, right?

Nah, I usually trust Nick's takes but this one is wild

It's because they don't want to burn Clinton

Mick Cronin couldn't figure out a way to get Mara on the court

We can fire the shooting coach after this right

Alao truly incredible that a parent thinks the fact that this kid counts to 5 really good is indicative of their future ability to do like calculus

Juncos are back!

Kinda awesome that the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking saw kind of a freak early snow storm

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours

You can’t gleefully cheer on the demonization and firing of civil servants in the place they all live then be upset that your neighbors don’t care if you live or die. Vogt said he wanted government employees scared to go to work, this is the political environment they built.

see the thing is that this is who they are and they’re upset about the reactions and bad pr, not the beliefs and actions that caused it.

map of America's "great red cities"

'JD interrupts me' gives insight into the goings on behind the scenes and I so fucking wish someday we get this version of the Nixon Haldeman tapes

Solid as a rock

not that you can trust nomenclature (competitive balance tax, for example) all the time, but one way you know a salary cap's purpose isn't to level the playing field is because it's called a salary cap. it's purpose is to cap salaries.

The quest for the perfect chocolate chip cookie may be over

Oh my God that's why I keep thinking I've seen Nate Bargatze before. I'm simply remembering a long forgotten Michigan linebacker coach

Could put a chokehold on the division today but everyone decided they wanted to twirl their dicks around all day instead of play fucking football

Anzalone needs to be off the field after that I'm sorry

The mental gymnastics u gotta do to think this is what Jesus would want is crazy

Put fucking flags on them if you're gonna call that horseshit

I know they call that every time but that's just textbook example of a penalty bailing out a terrible throw

I'm going to create a sign that says "learn 2 defend screens", roll it around a two by four, and beat Wink Martindale to within an inch of his fucking life with it

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

I mean, I think a lot of people are capable of taking this on a race by race basis, and just prefer Platner in the primary? This seems a bit like not giving people enough credit for treating a politician like they should be treated, solely as a vessel to enact policies you want to see.

This game kinda shows you why Michigan has tried so hard to get Rolder on the field his whole career

Don't bring Dave Fipp into this

There's a chunk of Michigan that surrounds the 75 going north that is pretty but kind of in between any real tourist destinations. A huge chunk of people going through are hunting/fishing, meaning many convenience stores have huge amounts of jerky/smoked fish/bait

Gonna have to beat the Bucs and the Refs today I see

McNeill is an All Pro level player