I swear to god we feel so much infinitely better about this team if our receivers caught the ball consistently

The tackles have been abysmal today too

Wink has been great since the first series. Honestly I think both coordinators have been good. The offense needs to execute

Please just go up two scores and end the game

Really annoying stuff man

Semaj Morgan is so terrible dude good lord

The crazy thing is it’s not even that I’ve been insanely impressed with Marsh or anything I just like that he is tall and catches the football. That’s two positives which is more than the other receivers on this team who have zero

Usually having bad recovers just means having guys who don’t make plays. Michigans receivers are genuine detriments to the offense. Ron Bellamy I hope you kept your contacts in high school nice and fresh

Every receiver on this team besides marsh will be a Chippewa next season

Dawg. Catch. The. Ball.

Chip really likes those quick rolls throw to the flat against cover 0 looks. Gonna need a change up because Wisconsin read that and almost came up with a pick 6

I really don’t like taking a sack on 2nd and 5. That balls gotta be out of there. Get to third and manageable

Channing Goodwin get ready to learn bench

I swear to god dude Bryce’s adjusted completion % has to be 70% plus

The receivers on this team are just unacceptable for a program like Michigan. I don’t wanna hear he’s throwing the ball too hard. Catch. The. Fucking. Ball.

I understand the impulse to blitz a new qb like this but you also have to understand you’re likely getting a ton of checkdowns and maybe not leave the middle of the field wide open

That conversion is just on Barham.

I’ve defended wink a lot but I’m another drive like that away from giving it up

The consistent impulse to run fire blitzes on standard downs is deeply annoying. Teams are just going to attack the middle of the field

Artists make their best art when they’re unhappy. This is like when Eminem got clean. Sorry man you can only be a tortured artist for so long

It’s crazy that politicians like zohran keep having to answer questions like “why should Jews trust you as mayor of nyc” when the reality is that most of them agree with him

What if it works out

More real than business school

It’s so cool how they can’t just not swear someone in because they don’t want to. The next democratic president should just say republican votes don’t count. That’s the level we’re operating at right now

The key to greatness is sexual frustration. Once you start getting laid you can’t truly be great at something. Many such cases

Taylor let a dumb jock blow her back out for the first time in her life and it ruined her artistic process. They’re calling it the reverse Bill Belichick

I clown on the cringe shit that democrats do all the time but it really can’t be overstated how fucking cringe this administration is

It’s crazy how farmers and coal miners are what republicans believe “welfare queens” are

Instagram ads for pitbull specific products really have me in a headlock rn I can’t lie to u

I think the reason I harbor such animosity for people like Bari Weiss in this specific political moment is the fact that their whole thing is “cancel culture is bad. Woke is bad. Facts over feelings” and then they turn around and say “oh btw you should be fired for criticizing Israel”

Honestly fucked up to vote in Pennsylvania years after you move away who would do this

Bari Weiss has a little sister that went to Michigan and she wrote a whiny OpEd back in 2014 about how she didn’t get into any ivies because of affirmative action. That more than anything else is why I can’t stand her

Racism aside it is really funny that these people think their lives are gonna get better after they deport a certain number of people. A baby’s conception of the world

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

I’m telling you man just play this guys speeches verbatim in the midterm ads. He is the most off putting and deranged public figure I’ve ever seen in politics. Nobody likes this shit

If every child in America was taken out of class for a half hour every day at different times as part of a “secret gifted program” test scores would go up 5% nation wide minimum. Every child should be lied to and told they’re smart. Worked for me

More than anything these people are so fucking annoying. How is this shit not fucking tiring

Also shouldn’t be overlooked that michigan and OSU are the ones holding up the private equity deal because they’re not broke bitches who are whining and complaining for more spending cash. It’s the poor hangers on of the conference that are throwing a greedy hissy fit

There needs to be space for people in this country who believe Taylor Swift is just pretty good

Maybe the teams were right

We need to prosecute these people under the next democratic administration. That’s the only way we put this back in the box. They need to know they can’t get away with it

First the Nazis came for student protesters and I said “actually the student protesters are the Nazis if you think about it”

The reason that private equity exists despite providing absolutely zero actual value to society is that our entire economy runs on the fundamental law that profits must always go up no matter what. Private equity is just reverse mortgages for businesses. They are parasites.

They got fat and happy juicing up their 6 figure salaries on the backs of unpaid labor and now that they have to share the revenue instead of taking a pay cut they are inviting vampires into the house for a little more up front cash. It’s literally that simple. This is how America works

Everyone involved in creating this should be in prison

It’s important to remember that these people are morons

Damn dude imagine if we had a guy like this in charge of the party instead of the absolute parade of losers we’ve seen for the last 15 years. Unfortunately that’s impossible

The average Washington pundit thinks the median voter is keeping a tally of everything that happens good or bad and deciding who to blame instead of just waking up on Election Day and going with the vibes

It was funny to see people be like “it’s actually dangerous to have all of our generals in one place at one time” like Hezbollah was gonna drone strike northern Maryland or something

Leopards face etc etc etc