no but this time I mean it: oh my God

Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.

Hmm. This Leo dude keeps seeming to be alright bsky.app/profile/barb...

Look Chicago had a solid underground rave scene with trance and house music and all I'm saying is that there's a decent chance Pope Leo saw Bad Boy Bill live

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

Ok it's officially viral when you can't keep up with the responses anymore, right?

DJ Padre Guilherme pinchó el tema Super Mario en el Festival Medusa 🕺🍄💃

THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH

was already feeling insane from the Trump/Mamdani meeting but I now worry that my brain chemistry will simply never be the same

France is run by a short guy who is into older women. Germany is run by a bald technocrat.

jfk and biden were just the runup for us papists to finally install the pope as leader of america... you got complacent heh heh heh

pOPECHELLA???? I MISSED POPECHELLA?????? WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED POPECHELLA

I just saw the video where they are like throwing a rave for the Archbishop’s 75th birthday (side note: that’s bitchin), and he has this very erudite diction and then he said the word “apostolic” with a JUICY Chicago “a” and it’s just incredible.

Guys I’m sorry I’m still simply not over the Chicago Pope

Idea Eli had: site like Does The Dog Die that tells you whether 9/11 is canon to various children's films and shows, called "did the towers fall dot com"

Ever so closer to Evangelion becoming real

we're not paying close enough attention to this ongoing fight among the judicial levels Decades of conservatives packing courts results in petty sadism like this being enabled and upheld by the law

big frowny face

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

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400 people who were arrested by ICE in Chicago will be released Friday, but the federal government's "risk" list remains murky. blockclubchi.co/4ra1VCK

Just 4 more weeks until the days get longer again

Wait, did Twitter die?

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

Why am I so against generative AI in games? Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.

good morning

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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.

I think this looks cute, in like a mid-2000s YA adaptation kind of way I'm thinking like, Eragon or the Narnia films

Still thinking about her... ❤️🥨

Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess

Still thinking about her... ❤️🥨

After eating a giant pretzel yesterday, we walked to Lincoln Park Zoo and I got to play tourist in my city for a bit

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

You been hit by a smooth hymnal

My GOD I want that giant pretzel...

Using "getting Trump" to mean "giving head". The inversion of the active and passive makes it stick in your head

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

If i pitched a fantasy novel where nine old people in dark robes conspired to starve the children of the realm at the behest of a sundowning pedophile you'd laugh me right out of the publishing house

Hangon, lemme translate 'reporter trying to downplay' speak for you: "A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends" is actually "A billionaire pedophile sex trafficker emailing a reporter talking about children he abused."

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

The world fell apart because the pedophile smoothening over international politics was killed in prison.