once I told my 67 obsessed niece the "why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9" joke, and she riposted with "why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11" zero people are ready for Gen Alpha

It’s pronounced MARRY-oh

like "rolling, falling, scrambling girls. (all good so far) for themselves. for others. (still on point) in what i have done (wait,) and in what i have failed to do (now just hold on a second)"

one of the ways being born in rural catholic ireland still influences my brain is this: so I'll be reciting the rolling⭐️girls tagline to myself (normal, standard behavior) and then right towards the end it turns into the Our Father

I don't find value in divinity, but I do find value in accusing people of heresy

I.... I LOVE the smell of nicotine and cigarette smoke. it's pungent and earthy in a way I love

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

The view from Artemis as it approaches Earth:

"eric adams now has albanian citizenship" reads like a stray line from a debugging log for something like crusader kings

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

this image is killing me

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

HA YESS!

tf is this?! Turkmenistan?!

what are you thinking, Mr. Kojima?..

working in a skyscraper and immediately catching a fish New York could never

I imagine it takes a LOT of frustration for rank and file soldiers to openly say the Pentagon is lying.

oh I actually love this idea in response to the wil stancil honeypot network

You know what doesn't lose support ever? That's right, physical books.

food prices are on the rise, so we should adjust our recipes and habits accordingly

My two opinions are: 1. All religion is a human construct so yes, God isn't real. No gods are. 2. The Catholic Church has thought more about the meaning of life and ethics/morality than probably any other institution in history. And so probably should be listened to (but with a critical ear).

my two opinions about the Pope are "God isn't real" and "repent and submit to Rome"

I googled a few girls that I had flings with in high school and found several of them have become high powered executives, one is a marine officer, and another is in medical academia 👇 I'm a driver 🙃

>Will Stancil had a network of honeypot informants who’d get ice to dump operational information to them >if cover blown, would forward the chats to the guys wives to ruin their marriages

hot damn, marvel TV has been on an absolute TEAR since last year! Agatha, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, wonder man, daredevil, and now this. we're eating good lately

food prices are on the rise, so we should adjust our recipes and habits accordingly

Three decades of JRPGS never prepared me for being on the side of the church.

"what drew you back to the faith, my son?" "when i saw holy father could ball"

it'd be funny if this is the one that sparked someone's sincere conversion or return to faith

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

announcing this the same day as the story breaks about trump's goons crudely threatening to avignon the pope... maybe He really does work in mysterious ways

pretty much any time before 2025 the right would have run a multi-day culture war news cycle about how blasphemous this is

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

“Everybody hates us, what should we do?” “The only thing that will get people back on our side. An armed overthrow of the Pope.”

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Now the Pope is REALLY justified in excommunicating J.D. Vance!

"The Pentagon is threatening to create an Antipope" is the funniest real sentence of this year I'm not sorry

Three Warring Popes era Chicago Pope (the true pope) Tradcath Antipope backed by opus dei freaks Tech Antipope backed by the Silicon Valley freaks

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

i am not catholic but when i tell you I am proud to be a chicagoan

exciting food crimes happening on tiktok

yo anyone know anyone in Chicago who needs a spot to live starting in August? My roomie is moving in with his gf and I'm not looking to move, haha

The Mar-A-l'Avignon Papacy