If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

excellent work by @theonion.com this month

he did all this for a rally that only had 10 people, absolute loser shit.

How. How will you do that? If you don’t have actionable steps I don’t care because it’s just more useless talk from you and Schumer

Do not ever forget that these men, deep down, are losers and cowards.

I know a lot of y'all love him, but Jon Stewart is a cop

At its core, ICE, and really this entire government, are simply Losers Who Are Bothering You

Hey. Go block the ICE account right now. Seriously.

I can’t stop laughing at this

these replies are amazing

So hey for those of you asking “where are the Democrats?” here they are

This is always the reward you get for bending the knee, Tim. Every time. No matter how much ground you give Republicans it will never be enough to save you

Hey Baltimore: Price Modern LLC at 2604 Sisson St - providing furniture and services to ICE Cost Control LLC at 200 Pratt St - annual software maintenance for ICE Moi Inc at 1801 Porter St, Ste 100 - more furniture for ICE

ayoooooooooooo lead to what now

Sam and Jellico preparing to fully abandon Picard to be tortured by the Cardassians forever

yeah we know, it stopped working when Elon bought it

One more time: this is what you get for bending the knee. No matter how bipartisan liberals try to be, conservatives will still make you out to be a radical leftist. So you might as well be a radical leftist. Capitulating only makes them hate you more

Chuck Schumer is complicit. He’s working for them or is at least sympathetic to their cause. There is no other explanation. He needs to go

Companies take note: consumers really really want to throw their money at anyone resisting the illegal occupation of our cities, and will boycott anyone who isn’t. You should be anti-ICE already because it’s the morally correct choice, but it’s also smart business

I continue to say if you want to show your resistance to the current, violent, corrupt regime, there are few more beneficial ways—and perhaps no simpler way—to do it than to wear a quality mask/respirator when in enclosed public spaces and to stay up-to-date with your vaccinations. (This whole 🧵👇)

Quick question: what proof? Which papers? Do we need to start carrying around our birth certificates? Are we going to get “anti-Antifa” cards? I know I’m preaching to the choir, but this is the same party that RAGED against Covid vax status cards.

huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag

Shout out to @thebaltimorebanner.com and @lesliegraystreeter.bsky.social for an article about masking against COVID! Extra props for not writing about us with condescension or pity. I never stopped masking, I haven’t been sick in 5+ years, & my life is pretty great www.thebanner.com/opinion/colu...

It’s wild to me that these men literally signed up to invade American cities, kidnap and murder people, and essentially have declared war on the rest of us… but they still expect to be able to go into a restaurant and relax as they are served a nice little meal

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

Ah yes, directly appealing to President Trump’s sense of decency, a tactic that always works and never backfires. Masterful gambit, sir

so this is our guy? This is our guy. Really? Are you sure there isn’t anyone else

GOOD NEWS: the unethical, ‘2nd Tuskegee’ trial has been stopped. Thank you to those who spoke out. Of note, @jeremyfaust.bsky.social coverage today included many details from CDC staff who wouldn’t be named. We will need more insiders fighting back—this won’t be the last time. @altcdc.altgov.info

the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck" the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

I decided I’m tired of being scared and angry and wanted to do something about it. Here is a great list of ways you can help the people of Minnesota who are currently living under an illegal occupation by the federal government.

“But what do you want Democrats to DO???” I don’t know, maybe try to ban zinc chloride gas? It’s not my job to figure their strategies out for them but maybe start with that. Or literally anything

My dude, his masked thugs shot a mother of three in the face just a few days ago. He’s already got violence in the streets, what are you even talking about

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

I’m graduating in May, and in every ethics class I took, this was the EXACT scenario they used as an example of highly unethical research: withholding lifesaving medication to prove a theory

I played this demo this week and it’s great. Soooo looking forward to when the whole game is released

The fuck you mean “simulations”? Girl, you just asked ChatGPT. Acting like the White House has a holodeck and shit

Dude if you think that’s bad, you’re not gonna BELIEVE what’s happening in America

so much to cover right now, but a thread i just want to throw out there from my reporting is that the car rental market in minneapolis is reportedly totally screwed up right now because ICE has cleared the inventory. rental companies should have to answer for supplying vehicles used in terror.

I swear to god, if this actually works I am going to lose my shit. When democrats get into power they can’t seem to do anything but republicans can takeover entire countries? This just proves to me that universal healthcare or any number of good things are possible, but being withheld intentionally

and the Senate Democrats who voted to end the shutdown on the premise that this would pass because LOL LMAO WTAF

These problems are bigger than any individual so this isn't a solution but I do think Schumer and Jeffries should be replaced by any two Minneapolis residents who are out doing ICE patrols right now

ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms

Local pizza joint leads insurgency against federal paramilitary forces. Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us." www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...

Holy fucking shit dude

this motherfucker here

In 2021 people on the right screamed about freedom and bodily autonomy. They refused to wear masks. Refused to get vaccinated. Said it was “tyranny”. In 2026 they’re urging “complete compliance” with unidentified masked men who are shooting people in the streets.

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋