IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A MONTH. DEMOCRATS CAVED AND TRUMP IS STILL TRYING TO DEFUND SNAP. WHEN ARE YOU DUMB ASSHOLES GOING TO LEARN bsky.app/profile/ones...

We’re going to keep dealing with the same old shit from establishment Democrats until a viable left-wing 3rd party is formed that can withhold votes from them until they comply with what the people actually want. There is no left-of-center representation in this country anymore

Fast forward to a month from now when, in spite of these spineless motherfuckers caving in, Trump still finds a reason not fund SNAP AND they don’t get their ACA subsidies. In the past ten months alone, we have seen many examples of what bending the knee gets you and these dumb fucks did it anyway

This is the guy who was stealing blood from his teenage son to exchange it with his own

Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.

A thing you definitely do not have to do is you do not, under any circumstances, need to repost Will Stancil

I will give this man $50 cash money to allow us to watch him throw a football

"It's the Democrats' fault. We are powerless to fund SNAP." (court authorizes SNAP to be funded, Republicans go into overdrive to block it) "THIS IS THE DEMOCRATS' FAULT"

The only answer the states should be giving is “fuck you, make me”

I'm not getting shit done for the rest of the weekend homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...

And hacking a key fob isn’t that difficult, especially if you have a Hyundai. Signed, a guy whose car gets tossed every couple of months. Bring back car keys

Made one for my dog

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Over the years, I have tried to describe to people what 1980's local television in New Orleans was like and it always sounds like a fever dream

trans woman named celeste, but after the frozen sadness pizzas instead of the game

Ms. Rachel 2028

The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.

I’m not trying to alarm anyone, but now is a good time to start looking into keeping local or physical copies of whatever information you can. There is a free app called Kiwix that can store a local copy of everything on Wikipedia onto your laptop

absolutely baffling new type of person emerging on twitter: anti-vaxx conservative woman finally turning on the Trump administration because RFK went on tv and said "ozempic is good actually"

cool cool cool I hate being right all the time

“Strange obsession with physical traits” ummm this is the ableism that 90% of people in the US practice out loud every day🤔

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

Baltimore’s Turnstile earns 5 Grammy nominations for ‘Never Enough’

Democrats should run this on a loop from now until midterms

Yesterday I saw this TikTok of a toddler who is obsessed with apple pies from McDonald’s and now I can’t stop whispering “pah” to myself

said it before and i'll say it again: republicans are bad with money

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

as we've seen before: they always have the ability to move quickly for the things they care about (e.g. starving people)

Lego is killing me I swear to god

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Harry is my neighbors’ son, and he’s a great guy and deserves to win. Unfortunately, my dog doesn’t like him because he’s very tall. Thankfully, Ollie is not old enough to vote and doesn’t live in Annapolis

NOW DO CHUCK SCHUMER

It’s another great day to say fuck the New York Times and cancel your subscription

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

So many things I like about Zohran Mamdani but one of the biggest is that he had a brief career as a rapper named Mr. Cardamom

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Okay now imagine a democratic socialist candidate who cared about immigrants, trans folks, black folks, brown folks, AND ✨disabled✨ folks. I’m happy for him but damn, having only half of me talked about/fought for sucks doesn’t it. I hope this paves the way for us all, with *no one* left behind.

hard to overemphasize how energized Ds would be if Schumer would just fucking resign. even if he announced he wasn't seeking reelection. huge boost. because he is loathed. because he is shit.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Alan Dershowitz having the worst night of his life and he can't even grief-eat a bucket of pierogis.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

For the first time in a long I feel like we’re going to take back this country. Fascism on a long enough timeline fails every fucking time. There’s more of us than there are of them. Time for billionaires to start building libraries and hospitals again whether they want to or not.

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

fuck the NEW YORK TIMES

i wish dick cheney were alive to see this

Pack your shit David