the ncaa is gonna be so mad that Michigan is practicing at the Chargers' facility on Friday

Me, trying to defy the odds and play a concerto/chair a search committee this week despite uhhhh not being in peak physical condition

Love it for Mikey, sorry for Jim

When @angry-stephen.bsky.social shows up after all the dishes are washed and put away

I'm wheezing.

In ‘23, Michigan got the crew back together for one last heist, and they won a title. In ‘24, Ohio State did the same thing. In ‘25, Penn State got the crew back together for one last heist, and now everyone is stuck watching this train wreck. It’s Ocean’s 12. Penn State is Ocean’s 12.

I am confident Spencer is already warming his vocal cords up for tonight’s WWWWWWWWWWWELCOME

UCLA. THEY’RE IN LA.

FRAMES

@hollyanderson.bsky.social how ungovernable is Spencer right now?

Wondering how many penn state voicemails the fullcast already has at halftime

UCLA has a chance to do something pretty funny

McCulley has to be Michigan’s first receiver with 100 yards in a game since… 2022?

People who took Michigan -17.5 getting nervous?

I don’t think someone has been that offsides since Joe Bolden @ Indiana in 2015

AUDIBLY CACKLING AT THE OFFSIDESNESS OF THAT OFFSIDES

SEMAJ CAUGHT THE PUNT

We are REAL CLOSE to another center snapping it into his own butt

Time for @janecoaston.bsky.social to tell us about Carleton and St Olaf

INTERCEPTED ROD MOORE

The Don 2.0

Ok for what it’s worth, hasn’t Michigan also had 5 different starting QBs since 2023?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Michigan v. Iowa 2019 the wise?

Marsh > Moore

Wisconsin’s running ineptitude is all a setup to get wink to blitz on 3rd and long

Wisconsin is just using anyone with a pulse at QB

God this team is all sorts of everything

So @janecoaston.bsky.social went to homecoming, huh?

“I am not going to be mad online over one drive, I am not going to be mad online over one drive…”

All I can think is that Alex Drain must be so annoyed he scouted Danny O’Neil in this week’s FFFF

Oh shit apparently today is max bredeson’s birthday. I hope Sherrone and Chip have cooked him up something special i.e. fullback wheel route

I know it predates Sherrone, but I would love to see the 🚂 formation make an appearance today

Costco is launching its student membership deal for university of night ham students

"But the lows are so extreme, that the good seems fucking cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence"

My employer’s team has risen to the 14th percentile! This is a big improvement over the past few years 🤣

I have to go to an orchestra board meeting next week for work. Which lunch option should I pick? Italian sub 🇮🇹 Ham salad croissant 🐷 Chicken salad croissant 🐔

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it womped.

James Franklin brought all of the key players back for another shot at a championship The universe:

QUACK QUACK QUACK

Oh james. You left so much time

Thinking about @carrieat.bsky.social tonight

brian keLy Lsu

TriniBAD chambliss

The downfall of trinidad

Smuckles is gonna lose his mibd

K I N N I C K

The Kinnicking will continue until morale improves

The Kinnicking of Indiana

Cmon Jedd where’s the good shit?