Dare we say she’s a… Pole Assassin?

Haven’t done this in a while, but it’s Saturday night and I’m just chilling for once: ngl.link/davidycook1

FUCK OHIO, basketball 🏀 edition

Very normal clowning on my teacher friend who had to make up some bullshit “e-learning” today

i'm visiting greensboro, NC in march for a residency at uncg and now @surber.bsky.social has me extremely anxious about memorizing my eventual Cook Out order in advance

Due to lack of better options, put Rocky IV on the hotel TV while I did my PT exercises and I forgot how this movie is something else (in the best possible sense of the word)

oh man, when the second rehearsal of the day ends at 10 PM... i am getting too old for this

HAM ZONE

In our first day, my music appreciation class is coming out of its cage, and it’s doing just fine

one of the weirdest things about my music appreciation class this semester is that i have a student with the same name as one of my best friends

oh no my office phone has no service whatever shall I do

Duke would have won

Ah yes: Monday, a very normal night for a college football game

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

Dutch treat is such a funny expression for “everyone buy their own shit”

The secret is to undercook the onions

There's something oddly soothing about building a course from (basically) scratch. Or maybe it's just the fact that I have tenure and won't be fired if the course is an absolute flop that is soothing.

Vanderbilt to the ACC confirmed

No Eric Collins? OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

found mjölnir on freecycle but it's pickup only 🙄

Damn it was an authoritative no

NFL people: does jim have a shot of winning tonight?

I remember when 2020 Michigan gave up 8 yards on a QB sneak against wisconsin. That did not feel good

MARCUS FREEMAN ALLEGEDLY DID WHAT

Getting my jimbo on

I know @celebrityhottub.bsky.social says he saw god die in the rose bowl, but I think the part he left out is that he also saw a new god be born

I have nothing to say about this game that hasn’t already been said, good lord

please don’t threaten me with a good time

Looking back at it, Sherrone sobbing into the camera while saying “I want to thank the Lord. Coach Harbaugh, I fucking love you man. Love the shit out of you man” after Penn State 2023 was probably one of the first signs of [gestures broadly at Michigan football December 2025]

ole miss is gonna have a hard time winning if they fail to gain any positive yards #analysis

Ah yes, Thursday: the ideal day of the week for college football as long as it’s G6 or a CFP game 🙄

DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

freezing cold takes exposed

It’s rare that happenings in my professional sphere make their way into my college football landscape, but when they do? HOO BOY

Crushing it over here

OH MY GOD @mgoblog.bsky.social

Oh thank god

Beethoven. Imagine the heiligenstadt testament with character limits

Football should not be allowed to incur “half the distance to the goal.” Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick. Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!

Fun fact: Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” is actually about the hours my son slept last night 😑🥱😴

SOUP TIME

Recipes be saying “remove the bay leaf” like I it just rises to the top of the soup with a bit neon light attached to it

The sous chef was chanting ROAD BACON! ROAD BACON! as we drove to his trial tumbling class today (which was an absolute disaster, to be transparent about it)

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

A chef is only as good as their sous chef

No, you’re making hotpot for the third night in a week b/c you’re too lazy to actually meal plan

oh this should go well

Gd that play was awesome

MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE plz RT for awareness

I don’t normally post nfl content, but this was just too funny youtu.be/SEovgta8dcA?...