I don’t want to lowball the #CharitibundiBowl but the best donation amount I can think of right now is $13.89, $1 for every million of Sherrone’s buyout that Michigan didn’t have to pay

Imagine the meeting of minds if Timothy Faust ever meets the JUST TAKE THE OLD RECORDS OFF FHE SHELF karaoke guy

all i can think of when i read about the doctor who removed the spleen instead of the liver is "what would house say about this guy"

one of the most... ingenuine? cringe-inducing? awkward? elements of being a professional musician is having to constantly shill for yourself, particularly when there is less than zero transparency about hiring processes and everything is "who knows who"

So Sprague is now Ol’ Spragueasaurus Rex, right? @mgoseth.bsky.social

Port is the Mel Tugger, right?

today i continue my quest to see how many comped meals I can get from my employer this year

a movie couple who definitely have a podcast

Ready for the Shutdown Fullcruise w/ honeybaked ham buffet from 9 pm to 4 am

How many teams have won the national championship game while only shooting 13% from 3?

WHEN THE OLD SEASON IS OVER, IT’S GONNA BE MICHIGAN AGAIN

Ok this could be worse all things considered

Livid to have rehearsal during the championship game, but modern problems require modern solutions

I swear to god, if UConn brings some redhead named something like Marco Mostaccioli or Luca Lasagna off the bench, I will walk into the fucking ocean

Michigan opened -7.5 against UConn on Monday, good lord

YES

WE WANT CHARLIE 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

How good is Howard lmao

the first michigan game my son ever watched (not that he remembers) was 2021 ohio state

ok, i didn't want to get into this b/c I'm sure it was for work and I don't want to slander a professional colleague... but i'm going to submit wichita falls, TX since it's also the hometown of jt barrett (who was famously short in 2016)

still triggered by that brief 62-39 score

The dude with 1.5 MCLs is bombing threes on you, go home

TRIPLE YAXELS

Did they just say Arizona is 6-0 when TRAILING at the half? 😬

WAITING FOR CADEAU

Alright everyone: Make your free throws Win the game

Well, say what you want about Illinois, this is still going better for them than the last time the played UConn in the tournament

I feel that the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social community needs to know that @angry-stephen.bsky.social (of night ham fame) successfully defended their doctoral project at arizona state today

Tim Beckman deciding what to talk about at his Illinois introductory press conference:

This makes it sound like @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social killed Lou holtz, which makes it even funnier

@hollyanderson.bsky.social here is a Costco ham stand

the internet and social media have made april fool's such a stupid day

there's no honeybaked ham locations in tempe, what the hell @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

It could be 2029 NFL Draft Day 1, Savion could have torched Barry Sanders' single season and Samaje Perine's single game rushing records en route to winning the 2028 Heisman, and I will still misread his last name every fucking time

So aside from the Charlie May 3 today and the CJ Baird 3 against A&M in 2018, what other shots are on the Mount Rushmore of human victory cigars?

That first half was very nice. Go blue.

[in my best Osborne Brothers voice] WISH THAT I WAS IN OL’ ANN ARBOR UP IN THE MICHIGAN WOODS

Never forget that Tennessee once let Brady Hoke be their interim HC

My latest dad invention is “Lego nap,” where I afternoon nap on the sous chef’s bed while he builds Legos

Somehow bought way too much broccoli over the last couple of weeks. Remedied it today.

“Think like the egg” season is here

The worst part of selling things on marketplace is that almost everyone on there (ELL aside) has the reading comprehension of a negative third grader

kim muLkey

Damn, which tiger had a worse day today?

“Can I see myself getting some ass here” has to be 60% of the decision minimum across all demographics

told y'all