House money season. So much fun to experience this team figuring out new ways to give me a heart attack each week. Caleb is the truth. Go bears 🐻

BEARS

I truly can not wrap my head around the fact that Indiana is about to go 16-0 and win a natty while racking up wins against: Ohio State, Alabama, and Oregon. One of the wildest things I’ve ever seen in sports

In the spirit of hatin, I am so happy Miami is going to juuuuuust miss out on the playoff on the thinnest of margins and to a team they beat to start the season

Did Jeff Sims consider not giving the ball away like 10 times tonight?

10pm on the west coast and lord it is feeling like ham time

closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social

Start defrosting for the perfect late night snack!

Hold the line DONT DEFROST THAT HAM

Fully embracing my clarinetist self by getting a squidward tattoo

God this FSU team sucks. Season of almost complete misery

Bitch move, shouldn’t be allowed to show his face in public (will probably get a job with the trump administration)

HAM LANNING @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

I know it’s just one good night but damn I am riding sky high rn

Holy hell absolutely zero defense but what a fun game

We aren’t gonna fire Norvell and that’s the worst possible outcome

Idk about being “perfect” but getting a nazi tattoo AND THEN KEEPING IT raises a lot of extremely important questions and should probably be disbarring for holding public office

At the current rate, FSU is 13 years out from a 16-0 season!

Thoughts and prayers

@edsbs.bsky.social as a clarinet player, 100% correct take. Doesn’t belong in a marching band

Every Supreme Court news item can be boiled down to “the Supreme Court, whose authority is derived from the constitution, decides that the constitution doesn’t exist”

Kalen deboer goes to doctor and says “doctor. I am sad. Depressed. I do not see reason for living.” Doctor says “easy fix. Go to Tallahassee. Football game tonight. Frauds are playing. You will feel much better.” Deboer cries and says “but doctor. I am the fraud!”

FSU money line + he’s dead parlay 🙏

For the record: Stanford swimming better do some miracles with all the rev share money

Furious at Stanford for having the gall to lose to Hawaii in week 0 we are so back

Lying his ass off before he even gets out of the first sentence, it’s not a “fierce scientific debate” just bc one side is real loud

If you constantly cede ground to appease conservative reactionaries, you’ll find that there’s not much ground left to stand on when it’s time to actually fight for something

Most of our politicians are happily sitting in the audience of the play they’re supposed to be starring in while everyone around them is wondering why the curtains are still closed

Get those Catholics some night ham. They earned it.

i understand why people point this fact out. it is true, and this isn't a dunking. but if there were 10,000 trans college athletes instead of 10, it would still be critical to respect them and reject blanket bans that aren't based on anything but culture war meanness

If the final ends of being Ohio state - Notre dame, do you think they ask the J6 chorus to do the national anthem?

Today I learned that the city of Glendale, AZ is known for having peacocks? Anyways here’s one of the many that were hanging out at the library today

Hell yes

I’m not saying health insurance ceos should be shot but…

Every argument against trans people is a straw man that basically boils down to this

Idk man maybe just stop treating people like shit. This entire story has sucked and felt terrible and I really wish we could just play sports without it becoming some disgusting target for right wing freaks

Hot take: if you don’t want opposing teams to plant a flag on your football field, maybe don’t lose the game?

THEYRE EATING THE DAWGS IN ATHENS

No matter what I achieve in life, this will forever be my defining moment

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