This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)

Godspeed, little doodle.

There's basketball on.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

What if Warner Bros just didn't sell to anyone? Wouldn't that be neat?

"come on Adam just eat the apple, nobody is watching"

Doesn't he have like crimes to solve and stuff?

Just finished reading watership down. I'll never look at rabbits the same way again.

Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings https://theonion.com/nutritionists-recommend-following-occasional-trail-of-sweets-into-dark-forest-to-help-manage-cravings/

Do pickles go bad? Asking for a friend.

Saturday Morning Movie: Cool Runnings (1993) Dir: Jon Turteltaub

Great episode. Great song.

Bologna, because I'm full of it.

AI filmmaking is completely unserious. You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.

If you aren't ready for march madness after that Houston v iowa state game you might wanna check your pulse.

Opens app I haven't used in awhile Forgets login info Doesn't remember why I opened the app Closes app

I feel attacked.

Happy president's day!!

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

It might be time for some new walking shoes.

i can’t stop laughing

At this point I feel like leo in the departed asking martin sheen why they don't do anything.

They don't make love songs like they used to.

Milan Momcilovic:

Saturday Morning Movie: The Princess and the Frog (2009) Dir: John Musker & Ron Clements

34 years ago today, Marge Simpson shared a romantic postcard she once received from her husband Homer. #TheSimpsons episode “Bart the Lover” first aired on February 13, 1992.

Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

Hey, its that guy from the talking heads music video!

Seems bad.

Do you think they A) didn't rehearse and expected Homer to improvise or B) they did rehearse and Homer forgot or C) they didn't tell Homer anything and he thought it was real?

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

So soon?

Oh crap! 30 years ago today, February 11, 1996, #TheSimpsons episode “Bart the Fink” first aired on Fox.

Stumble on NBC is delightful. Jeff Hiller has been in 2 episodes which should be enough for you to watch.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

MUNA announces new album ‘Dancing on the Wall’ out May 8.

So many things I want to try.

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

29 years ago today, a nerd hoped someone got fired for an animation blunder. “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show” first aired on Fox on February 9, 1997.

15 years ago today, Rebecca Black released “Friday.”

AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

Think of the good we could do with that money.

Watching your rival celebrate a championship on your field

What a ride. Happy for sam though.

These ai commercials are so poorly done you can see the lack of input from artists and creatives. Basically boardroom ads.