Hundreds of people in Minneapolis are protesting against ICE after a woman was fatally shot by an agent.

Keeping the emailed receipts for my online food orders is my greatest flaw.

29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997. Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.

Badly misjudged the timing of my carryout order and how long it would take in the store 😑

Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️

32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose https://theonion.com/32-year-old-still-not-entirely-sure-where-body-stands-w-1819579544/

Omg what a catch!

Oh yeah!

Lol. He was not going to be denied.

The seasons not over, but the 49ers not trading for a pass rusher is likely the story for this year.

Probably a good time to get George Kittle involved.

A 49ers sack? In this economy??

I'm of two minds on the niners unis tonight. If they win they're the greatest fits of all time. If they lose they'll be the ugliest fits of all time. Thank you for your time on this matter.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

Even dystopian views of the future saw the importance of mass transit infrastructure.

We are the empire and always have been.

Today is J.R.R. #tolkien's 134th birthday. Let's raise a glass to the professor! #TolkienBirthdayToast

Saturday Morning Movie: The Simpsons Movie (2007) Dir: David Silverman

Mochi, ever vigilant.

January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!

"Oh, will this horrible year never end?"

I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My Cheez-It.

The second season of Severance was released at the beginning of this year but somehow feels like it's been 5 years.

If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe

Me infront of the mirror every morning:

It be like that sometimes.

What a finish!

First time in NFL history a regular season game has been tied at each of: 7-7 14-14 21-21 28-28 35-35

A pass rush would be nice.

Lol. Purdy, you may lad you.

Not an ideal start..

Phone is blowing up with repeated snow squall warnings 😳

The Sunday-ist Saturday.

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Still Festive Saturday Morning Movie: Jingle All The Way (1996) Dir: Brian Levant

Reservation Dogs S01E05 - Come and Get Your Love Clip number 0126 #ReservationDogs #RezDogs #Skoden #NDN

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Have yourself a foggy little Christmas.

Opened up my door to a hallway cat 😹

Worth it though.

Me after foolishly deciding to sit on the floor to build my Legos.

As another famous frog put it, "it's not easy being green."

Afternoon plans

Merry Fish-mas, everyone!!

Getting a toy from your uncle for Christmas 🎁