yesterday was babytrons birthday

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idk what kind of sick pervert you have to be to be vested in two party politics but you should be on a list kinda freak bul cares about pete buttegieg or idk olympia snowe

The finals is back tomorrow watch that.

That "think piece" going around about Platner assumes he's not a fraud. This is the insanity I can't comprehend. He's never ever held office. Never. Not for one minute. He's being propped up by Obama-administration types as a progressive. How is that not the biggest flashing warning sign ever

The US is the Jadakiss of the hegemonic Anglosphere. The UK is the Styles P(more introspective yet more viscerally violent in some ways) while Canada is the Sheek Louch. Australia is J Hood I guess?

For some reason seeing the word “compute” as a noun irks me.

What’s up what’s up what’s up Reeeee Uuuuuuuuuppppppppp

bluesky kinda sucks because there’s enough xennial dailykos types on here that still talk about hillary clinton like she wasn’t and isn’t an attack dog for the patriarchy who overlooked her husband’s credible rape charges to boost her own career

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

i think its very inspiring that in 2026 the dumbest and most cynical person ever to fail upwards into running a massive media network is a lesbian. women can do anything

funniest thing i said in real life that i can think of off top is when i made a joke about jd vance having a fake marriage and i said his beard was remy

Mr. Him is here.

80s: Who Framed Roger Rabbit 90s: either Fifth Element or EoE 00s: Death To Smoochy 10s: Dragon Tattoo 20s: Tàr

outside of everything else about platner which is a lot and should have disqualified him off rip he seems pretty cynical and outside of fdr and maybe castro(i’m being a bit loose with this one) you don’t really have many cynics moving to the left out of practicality

aren’t there other candidates in this maine thing? it’s a primary. probably a bad sign regardless that the dems coalesced around platner so quickly shows that he’s willing to play ball.

unfortunately i have bill cosby saying maneesh on the beat shabang stuck in my head

*kevin nash voice* fuckin… maneesh on the beat, shaBANG… you know, i mean fuck

The thing about the left needing a positive vision for masculinity to counter the right is … they don’t have one either. Their whole thing is “don’t be a woman” as arbitrarily defined by whatever they consider feminine. Apparently some people find this admirable and wish to imitate it

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

this is just marketing

facts tho

new york is terrible specifically because of americans ruining it since 9/11 happened

LMAOed when I saw this today

Maneesh on the beat Shabang

i don’t trust anyone in maine they accepted alpo

both of my favorite animes were created by fellow geminis

I’ll be frank with you there’s a lot here and you’ll need to read this multiple times to get all of it. screendamage.club/sdcltd-6-66-...

making roman look strong in the wake of the knicks taking a 2-0 lead

just saw someone say “my mayor is muslim, my bagels are jewish, my christian dior, my knicks in four”

if the knicks win i can finally try to escape samsara and leave ny nothing will be left

the new york knickerbockers are 2-0 in the nba finals

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Structurally…

homophobia is wild because these ppl don’t want to be gay but they limit the scope of what is and isn’t gay to really strict parameters so they’re torturing themselves which is actually kinda gay

I’ll be frank with you there’s a lot here and you’ll need to read this multiple times to get all of it. screendamage.club/sdcltd-6-66-...

FOOKIN SOOBWEIGH… Eh gess goes arooond… an’ arooond an’ AROOOOOOND!!!!

the bit that was on my mind last night and is often on my mind when I'm out in the city is that North American streetscapes are deliberately designed to be hostile and to discourage anyone "inhabiting" them in any way other than entering a store to briefly spend money and returning "home" (in a car)

You literally do not have to go on Al Gore's Internet and say you side with multi-national corporations over drag queens. You are not Patagonia corporate counsel or PR.

german national decamps to Argentina as his big experiment in fascist government starts to derail. such a familiar story!

it's been like a decade and i'm still not over the name "intellectual dark web." the teenage deviantart sonic fan character of racism

Unlike the (state or private) organizational capacity view, that depends on The Gray Man, Founder-centric Libertarianism is basically a Great Man Theory of Economic History.

They don’t even speak Jabba’s dialect on Nal Hutta anymore it’s just three Hutts on Tatooine, C-3PO and one apartment building in Jackson Heights.

I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone.

For some reason the only thing I brought back with me from the 6 was a copy of No Longer Human I got at a bookstore in Little Italy