Thing to remember about Stephen Miller is that people knew he was a Nazi back when he was a twenty something congressional staffer. This did not hamper his rise to prominence within the Republican Party. There are zero analogous examples of down low communists working on policy with the Democrats

Honda Fit supremacy knows no bounds

Damn Ross Glick and company got fucking WRECKED ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

I work for a car insurance company and I just want everyone to know, if you send in pictures of your fucked up car and you got a dog in the background, me and the boys are forwarding that thing around. Your dog is going in the Teams chat. Your dog is the backbone of our morale.

They need to stop letting teenagers post their opinions online

More like deadbert amirite [swish]

Jerome Powell getting targeted by the personification of modern American capitalism is so funny. Finance psychos worked for a century to insulate capital from any form of democratic regulatory control only to face scrutiny from the big wet moron they put in charge. Welcome to the party dickheads

LA Persian exile community once again reading the room perfectly by not only calling for the shah to return in their protests, but doing so while flying the Israeli flag

There’s a lady in my building who drives the exact same make and model of my wife’s car who probably has no idea why I’m so enthusiastic about waving to her every time she enters the garage

Underrated part of Mamdani’s rise to prominence is that every time he enacts a decent policy I get to tag my own mediocre mayor and ask him why he hasn’t done shit

Thinking about how Jon Ross filmed his murder of Renee Good and how his fellow GWOT shitheads would self produce hype videos of them doing the same thing to civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Matt Walsh has the face and disposition of someone whose kids will be publishing a memoir called something like “voices from the darkness” after he passes

ICE murderer Jon Ross was an Iraq vet (no surprise there). Worth speculating on the sorts of nasty shit he was up to over there against civilians

Always nice when the court interpreter tells the client that you’re the most thorough lawyer she’s ever worked with

Fun thing about studying history is knowing that CHUDs are waiting for moments like this to flip the Jakarta Method switch while on the other hand if you do nothing you run the risk of losing face with your constituency like the old guard of the IRA after Bloody Sunday

Thinking about Nuremberg for no particular reason

Absolutely inevitable that these ICE/CBP/HSI psychos would murk someone in cold blood. The response from the mayors where these occupations are taking place needs to be clear and plain as the Minneapolis dude put it today: you are lying and you need to leave now.

22 year old client completed her judicial diversion terms with the strictest judge in the building

Looking forward to annoying the shit out of Rex Richardson next year about the incomplete bike path on the Gerald Desmond Bridge while he’s running for reelection.

Real moment of Poly Excellence was Babbit’s husbands girlfriend confirming her death to the press and everyone finding out about Qanon/Troop swingers while cops were still clearing out the capital

That horrible giant TV a screen over downtown Inglewood has taken a break from its usual gambling and AI adverts to promote some new dumbass show from Mr Beast where he’s pitting “strong vs smart”. Really wish China would end this awful empire of ours already

Trying my best to discern some ideology or rationality to the Trump 2.0 admin and I just keep arriving at the conclusion that these are spoiled brats on alot of cocaine

Oh this is why Miller is tweeting about colonialism he’s about to become viceroy of Venezuela

Back from a trip out to see friends & fam in Memphis. Love that city but the way in which ICE/CBP was able to perform their kidnapping operations without resistance was disheartening. Extremely proud to be from the LBC where those Nazi fuckers have to flee within seconds of opening their car doors

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

I don’t want to hear a fucking word about Maduro being a “dictator” when guy who kidpanned him is a genocidal Nazi child rapist. Fuck Trump and his coked up Secretary of State. Long live the Bolivarian Revolution.

Not to be pedantic but CSAM is a much better phrase to use in lieu of CP, especially in a time when conservative shitheads are trying to criminalize pornography featuring consenting adults

Looking at the discovery from the dmv for a 100+ license suspension hearing and it’s a fucking joke. CHP is trying to do an end run around due process by refusing to hand over body or dashcam and get a suspension by way of ONLY the ticket. Absolute bullshit

Gm

So glad he won a ring but I wish he’d got it with us

Siri make this the cover of the Christmas 2025 album you’ll decide to make me watch in July of next year

Rain got me looking like max Payne up in this mfer

Clients dad: hey Stefan thank you so much for getting my sons traffic ticket dismissed. Turns out he just got a dui… Me:

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

Heckofa job Bari

Godspeed to all the defense attorneys doing trials this week specifically in the hopes of provoking better offers over pissed off jurors. Y’all the real MVPs

Kevin Garnett completely correct in PB&J’s being the best pre workout

Choosing to simply not remember Fidel being in those pictures

Apparently someone in the OCDA’s office at north court had a “mishap with a toaster” that forced the evacuation of the entire courthouse lmao

Earned my retainer this morning by convincing the judge not to impose an insane search and seizure term on my clients first time DUI plea

Here’s a new one: my clients reckless driving case will *not* be filed tomorrow because (per the prosecutor) the arresting officer lost his departmental issued phone with the original citation

Imagining a presidential debate at the Apollo theatre and smiling serenely

Non Californians expect us to (correctly) advocate for In-N-Out as the best burger chain. But they are frequently caught off guard when we (again correctly) argue that El Pollo Loco reigns supreme in the chicken category

Another brutal December in Long Beach California

Time for the annual Toledo Walk tamale festival

Oh damn the dude responsible for the creation of the Pitchess motion died. F’s in the chat for SoCal defense attorney Miguel Garcia