We refer to our family curse as forgetting to pack underwear for a trip despite this only happening to my uncle when he was like 10

Been rewatching band of brothers and by a country mile the best scene is “SPEIRS! GET YOURSELF OVER HERE!”

Didn’t realize galaxycon was this last weekend, I missed out on the suckin and fuckin vampire warrior

Moxism-Leninism

I think the one deadlock phrase that’s infested my brain more than any of them is calling the act of smoking a cigar “smoking penises”

Marina smoking big doinks on cameo is so fucking funny

You couldn’t pay me to watch cosplay Lucha Libre. Well, you could actually but it would take a lot of money.

Some shots from Collision last night.

Finished the series “Barry” last night, pretty funny show.

Got to see fucked fucker Lio Rush run right by me during the ROH taping. Also ROH had some fun matches, tune in whenever

If I wasn’t on AEW tv tonight I’m definitely on ROH whenever these are shown

We technically got Speedball Something in AEW (were in the ring in the same segment together)

ARMBAR

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I’m glad arsenal lost

Ric Flair dogging his son for letting his wife run his life like letting Ric flair run his life would be better

Triple H writing everyone’s promos now? You hate to see it

interesting how elected officials who say they want to “lower the temperature” only hold the unarmed side of a protest to that standard.

Going to AEW collision tomorrow night and have a feeling my homie that is supposed to go with me is going to bail/tell me his wife said he couldn’t go

The most relatable thing about the show “Barry” is his daydreaming

If you’re going to pretend wrestling is real in the media, you have to at least be as good as these hosts are. That’s the bar.

When 🍊 met 🖤

If you are a non-MAGA WWE pro wrestler or legend. You now work for Donald Trump.

Saw someone on a dating app that made AI pictures of themself even though she’s already really attractive?????

Uncle Dave is crazy for not giving Bandido/Swerve 5* but man what a show that was

You are in favour of an official language in Russia. It, is “necessary; it has been and will be of great progressive importance”. I disagree emphatically. I wrote about this long ago in Pravda, and so far have not been refuted. Your argument does not convince me in the least.

Why ARN ANDERSON rules!

Republic of The Homey

Blue origin’s shit blew up crazy

The longer AEW exists and succeeds, the more the die hard WWE fans seem like the kids in South Park in the episode where they rip on WWE and Vince. They think wrestling is talking a lot, with no actual wrestling. It’s why they do the “no stories in AEW” bs. They only know Vince’s wrestling. 🤼

Great moments in #AEW history: 🤼

D-D-D-DIARRHEA

Because they are controlled by people who like this kind of thing

cw: f-slur Read this in a WWF TV taping report in a November 1989 Observer. I don’t approve of the slur, but I have a perverse desire to see Gene’s reaction.

Ricochet with the hair is crazy

If you think AI produces good art or good writing, it's because you have bad taste, hope this helps <3

I’m an Adam Priest fan even if he is a bammer but he’s going to get packed and smoked by Dunkzilla

Having a competent supervisor for three months really made me forget how much I hate my job

Without a strong organisation skilled in waging political struggle under all circumstances and at all times, there can be no question of that systematic plan of action, illumined by firm principles and steadfastly carried out, which alone is worthy of the name of tactics

If any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.

TOASTY! #AEWDynamite CC @maffewgregg.bsky.social

omega: i can't believe you're hanging out with the Death Riders, you can't trust them! you should have come to me, i'll help you whenever! ospreay: mate you're never here omega: uhhhhh

it's kind of rich to blame low information voters for not buying the "he's a threat to democracy" argument after you spend four years not putting him in prison for trying to overthrow the government

Seeing speculation that the one guy is miller’s alt account

sometimes you come across a post in the wild that stun locks you. what do you mean you watch tv shows in random order when you’re bored. i need to study your brain

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little to no money in my crypto x FTX wallet, and nothing particular to interest me on twitch, I thought I would discord surf a little and see the wavy part of the chat.

TK heard y’all bitching about women not getting time

>samoa Joe going away FUCK