Drinking a coffee and a la croix at the same time like some kind of decadent freak

Gorilla Grodd is fine and dandy but he’s got nothing on my goat Monsieur Mallah

Maybe not the most creative answer but to me it’s obviously “when you’re here, you’re family”. You can feel the entire season of calamity that would make him come up with it.

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I didn’t know that their dad marrying one of them was like a key goal for the metal men

Mets season in a nutshell

Someone should dress up the three magnetons like the beastie boys

We’re watching X-Files and I’m doodling a bit

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

Can’t believe we sniped these guys from the Yankees

I think these guys are really gonna turn everything around......

I am unbelievably honoured that I was able to work on @cine-matographe.bsky.social 's new 4k release of COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME. I recorded an audio commentary track and my TCM segment is also included as a bonus feature. This film means a great deal to me vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...

Back to west coast games that start too late at night to really watch any meaningful amount……whoever runs mlb scheduling I just want to talk

*fortune teller reveals the image of the Shadow, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, in the vapor of my future* Me: uh is that good

Anton Chigurh didnt have to do all of that

Fave First Views April 2026

Internet hype machine has really calcified into a dull, predictable beast. Mysterious countdowns, shadow drops, easter eggs, I just think it’s crazy that people are seriously moved by this kind of shit.

Remembering a conversation with a Russian graduate student about games. HIM: So what's your favorite game? ME: Disco Elysium. HIM: Really? Are you sure you get it? I don't understand how an American can understand that game. ME: I'm divorced. HIM: Ah ok. Yes, I see.

All happy families take the stealthy approach. Each unhappy family goes in guns blazing.

Eustace is the Krillin of the Bailey Bros. Building & Loan

the onion's called shot will end up being true no matter what

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Kate Bush This women’s work

Shoutout to my friend Wade who pointed out that with the overwhelming global popularity of One Piece, Alan Moore’s prediction in Watchmen of pirate comics overtaking superhero comics has come true

Boys on the Radio - Hole Sam Stone - John Prine I Could Never Take The Place of Your Man - Prince Leviticus: F***** - Meshell Ndegeocello Stargazer - Rainbow Rock Lobster - B-52s Burning Down the House - Talking Heads The Big Sky - Kate Bush Entertain - Sleater-Kinney # of the Beast - Iron Maiden

I have yet to have a recommendation to the library to purchase a book actually succeed but *this time*, surely,

Mets dropping like flies

Not my gay ass bewaring the perfumed seneschal

Might fuck around and become one of those ace combat sickos. Planes and shit. Why not.

As a child prone to some serious whims of fantasy I do remember one time just chilling on the playground and looking up at the sky and being like “damn it’s crazy that the Yuuzhan Vong stuff is happening up there right now”

Idaho anti-trans laws pretty tough to swallow since it’s like “well shit I guess I don’t get to see my in-laws again for a little while”. First ones to come through that really feel like I can’t even set foot in a state for an instant. Not a fun development.

As a fan of the PWSA ones who doesn’t actually care that much about the Series At Large I’m fine returning resident evil to the gamers, we got fucking six of them and it’s not like we’re lacking on PWSA movies for the foreseeable future

youtu.be/LU0kG4Kfdg4 Cherry Rush returns 28, 29, and 30 August 2026! The event will include more categories, races, showcases, mods, and more. I can't wait to celebrate this amazing community again, and show off all that they have accomplished in the last year. Stay tuned! - Matt

Okay after a brief delay this will happen TONIGHT at 7:30 est. ¡ǝɹǝɥʇ noʎ ǝǝs

This is some truly disgusting baseball

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

they should make insanely serious basketball related tie in ads for every major movie release at this point. It would save the industry.

They’re going to put Carlos Mendoza into the wicker man at this point

i showed bunt please respond

Sadly gotta put this off until tomorrow night but we will rank Vainger this week guaranteed!

skyrizi probably tastes good as fuck

We must understand that the Voting Rights Act was not merely about ensuring Black Americans rights, it was about democratizing America. This ruling is not just a decimation of Black rights and Black Americans’ ability to have representation, it is a fatal blow to multiracial democracy.

There’s a very funny, tossed off detail in conquest of the planet of the apes that somehow with all their free time after training intelligent apes to serve them humans have developed the Healthy Cigarette but nobody cares because they actually thought it was cool cigs killed you

Real missing Chicago kind of morning I tell ya

Tonight at 7:30 est we're continuing to rank ufo 50 games with the gravity flipping metroidvania Vainger. Should be a really fun time! www.twitch.tv/thelicoricekid