Quick note to all screenwriters: the more you “polish” and “structure” your script to fit the needs of script courses and gurus, the easier you make your job replaceable by AI. It’s your weird, idiosyncratic, fucked-up, unconventional stories that machines can’t easily duplicate.

The movie title SOUNDS dirty… but is it?

Don’t much enjoy wrestling as an entertainment. But I have to say overall, it’s great to see progressive politics and LGBTQ-positive stances so actively and openly represented. One of the few sports that feels like it leads with that unashamedly.

Which actor has played the most characters in a single story?

They conquered the playing field and headed to the silver screen…

Sometimes it’s fun to mess with celebrity names.

All I’m saying is that if people started to Mangione the Epsteiners, we could all agree as a society to just find not guilty every time. THAT would be closer to actual justice.

I break down why Spike Lee is the modern filmmaker most responsible for keeping the musical alive: youtu.be/rKOY3up_z5U

The celebrity is real, but the movie world ISN’T.

Can I do the whole alphabet with famous people’s famous initials? Let’s see!

When filmmakers air personal issues in their movies… and #ScarlettJohansson is the messenger!

Awards show conversations can get complicated…

Paul Thomas Anderson has worked with Sean Penn AND all the other Penns!

See? It’s not ALL bad news out there.

Villain on-screen, hero off-screen. Christopher Lee forever!

IDEA: an Uber alternative where you hire white guys dressed like ICE to drive at-risk people to their destinations in black vehicles, walking them safely inside by pretending to have them “in custody.”

The coolest actor ever doesn’t NEED to be versatile.

I think it’s fun that both the showrunners of LETTERKENNY went on to create hockey shows that cleverly observe or critique how masculinity interacts with the sport.

STRANGER THINGS to 10 years for 5 seasons. EUPHORIA took 7 years for 3 seasons.

A mystery truly worth of #TheXFiles

How much trouble would you get in for putting air tags on an ICE vehicle to share their locations with others? Asking for a nation.

From Keith David to James Dean, celebrity names get confusing!

MOVIE TALK TIP: if your thoughts about a movie/show are what you think should have happened rather than what you think about what did happen, you’re not reviewing; you’re rewriting. And since the movie/show already exists, your rewrite is worthless.

MOVIE TALK TIP: if your thoughts about a movie/show are what you think should have happened rather than what you think about what did happen, you’re not reviewing; you’re rewriting. And since the movie/show already exists, your rewrite is worthless.

Danny Trejo is a bada$$ machine! And he has literally been named after machines in SO many movies!

You know those little rubber piles of fake dog poop? They should be called ShamPoo.

The South Park creators made a musical comedy about a cannibal. Guess what they called it? CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL

I see a lot of HEATED RIVALRY discussion all over the place, but not enough mention that creator Jacob Tierney was showrunner of (and played Glen on) LETTERKENNY! I can’t be the only one who finds that hilarious and awesome.

I don’t want to take this awesome prize from someone else, so I’m not entering, just reposting to amplify Dutch’s cool giveaway! Lovers of #foundfootage, this is quite the Christmas gift!

Before his back to back Oscars, Tom Hanks lived in the cul-de-sac from hell. Check out THE BURBS!

One of the greatest roles Samuel L Jackson ever played, in this unconventional murder mystery: THE CAVEMAN’S VALENTINE

What happens when three 12-year-olds build a spaceship? Find out in EXPLORERS!

He’s dying from a brain cloud, and he wants to go out in style! You have to see the truly wild JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO

Before Scary Movie and The Naked Gun, there was this parody of Elvis musicals and WW2 spy thrillers: TOP SECRET!

Devastating news about filmmaker Rob Reiner and his wife, who were killed yesterday. Rob Reiner was the man responsible for popularizing the mockumentary format with THIS IS SPINAL TAP in the 80s. Remember him fondly by enjoying his work and honoring his legacy.

Back before the Marvel days, when Disney made their own superheroes. It’s CONDORMAN!

Hands down, my favorite horror comedy of all time! Check out TREMORS

Spaceships, Beach Boys, and Pee-Wee Herman! These are a few of my favorite things, and you can find them all in FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR!

Alien invasion as only Tim Burton can do! Check out the sci-fi disaster satire MARS ATTACKS!

This is NOT Wicked! There’s no singing, but there’s constant terror in RETURN TO OZ!

It’s home invasion found footage reaction time with NEST, an FF film from 2025 streaming now on YouTube: youtu.be/dNgqMRYBmL0?...

Remember when Jake Gyllenhaal lived in a bubble? Please watch the hilariously demented BUBBLE BOY!

In case anyone’s wondering why I hate AI: that’s what I look like on the left, and THAT is what Meta AI thinks I would want my picture to look like. Fucking idiots.

You NEED to devour this amazing #horror comedy! Go watch THE STUFF!

Tom Hardy is an over-the-top delight in this violent masterpiece from Nicolas Winding Refn. Check out BRONSON!

Beautiful, weird, and French. You can’t beat that trio! Check out THE CITY OF LOST CHILDREN

For anyone who knows my movies, maybe you didn’t know I have a YouTube channel! I do found footage reactions, themed trailer compilations, full episodes of FOUND FOOTAGE FINDS & other stuff. If you want to check it out and subscribe, I have some Christmas treats coming: youtube.com/@chrisvander...

This total insanity stars Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Demi Moore, John Candy, Tupac Shakur, and the Digital Underground! You have to see NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

McConaughey in #TexasChainsawMassacre? Alright, alright, alright!

Today’s #foundfootage reaction is DEAD MALL, which takes place in a cool and haunting liminal space, a totally empty shopping mall! Check it out here: youtu.be/9lbriqzehQU?...