This movie is reanimating a dead actor in a synthetic AI performance. At least the title, As Deep as the Grave, is appropriate for this shallow and morbid gimmick.

American “Christians” will accuse Democrats, pizza parlors, and trans people of being secret Satans ushering in End Times. But… Create a machine masking itself as Jesus (a LITERAL false prophet) that couldn’t more clearly fit Revelation predictions better, and these idiots line up to chat.

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Martin Scorsese shot a documentary about the brilliant sketch comedy series SCTV for Netflix. They NEVER released it. What kind of idiots?…

Is #Spiderman hiding some big revelations about #Daredevil in plain sight?

“Now that I have invested my retirement savings into AI, let me just check how my NFT and Metaverse investments are doing…”

#movies where animals DOMINATE in human sports!

Our new film has an official WORLD PREMIERE date! That’s right, our found footage feature Go to Sleep will premiere at the FOUND (in PA) Festival on Saturday, May 30! It was awesome working to bring it to screen, and I can’t wait to share it with everyone! farsightedblog.com/go-to-sleep-...

Companies/corporations didn’t exist until the 1600s. Which means Jesus NEVER included them in his teachings. There’s NO moral instruction regarding how to treat companies in the Bible. So what I’m saying is… go crazy. With God’s blessing.

Scorsese’s most underrated #movie ever?

Two Hollywood icons with eerily similar career connections!

This #Lost cast member has the world’s most famous relative!

Quentin Tarantino loves violence, rewriting history, AND putting comedians in his movies!

Do you ever think about how the video and photographic proof of Donald Trump’s crimes is literally illegal to share with the public? Meaning that the most damning evidence against him is unable to be seen, by law.

Before they were housewives, the Richards sisters appeared in #johncarpenter movies!

This John Wayne film wasn’t just embarrassing, it was deadly!

How many marketing campaigns for sequel movies do you think have used the phrase “Everything has been leading up to this”?

Why do comedians make such great horror movies?

Spike Lee: Modern Master of the Musical. Check out the full video on YT at youtu.be/rKOY3up_z5U?...

Guys, it’s so fucking funny how bad this AI video is. I hate watching it, but I also can’t stop laughing at how bad it is. Watch Jason Voorhees! 😂😂😂

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Donald Trump was nominated for a Razzie for worst actor after his appearance in the John Derek-directed movie GHOSTS CAN’T DO IT. It also starred Bo Derek, who John started an affair with when she was SIXTEEN. Multiple pedophile/rapists on the set of that movie. He deserves worse than a Razzie.

How many actor siblings can you pack into a single movie?!

Quick note to all screenwriters: the more you “polish” and “structure” your script to fit the needs of script courses and gurus, the easier you make your job replaceable by AI. It’s your weird, idiosyncratic, fucked-up, unconventional stories that machines can’t easily duplicate.

The movie title SOUNDS dirty… but is it?

Don’t much enjoy wrestling as an entertainment. But I have to say overall, it’s great to see progressive politics and LGBTQ-positive stances so actively and openly represented. One of the few sports that feels like it leads with that unashamedly.

Which actor has played the most characters in a single story?

They conquered the playing field and headed to the silver screen…

Sometimes it’s fun to mess with celebrity names.

All I’m saying is that if people started to Mangione the Epsteiners, we could all agree as a society to just find not guilty every time. THAT would be closer to actual justice.

I break down why Spike Lee is the modern filmmaker most responsible for keeping the musical alive: youtu.be/rKOY3up_z5U

The celebrity is real, but the movie world ISN’T.

Can I do the whole alphabet with famous people’s famous initials? Let’s see!

When filmmakers air personal issues in their movies… and #ScarlettJohansson is the messenger!

Awards show conversations can get complicated…

Paul Thomas Anderson has worked with Sean Penn AND all the other Penns!

See? It’s not ALL bad news out there.

Villain on-screen, hero off-screen. Christopher Lee forever!

IDEA: an Uber alternative where you hire white guys dressed like ICE to drive at-risk people to their destinations in black vehicles, walking them safely inside by pretending to have them “in custody.”

The coolest actor ever doesn’t NEED to be versatile.

I think it’s fun that both the showrunners of LETTERKENNY went on to create hockey shows that cleverly observe or critique how masculinity interacts with the sport.

STRANGER THINGS to 10 years for 5 seasons. EUPHORIA took 7 years for 3 seasons.

A mystery truly worth of #TheXFiles

How much trouble would you get in for putting air tags on an ICE vehicle to share their locations with others? Asking for a nation.

From Keith David to James Dean, celebrity names get confusing!

MOVIE TALK TIP: if your thoughts about a movie/show are what you think should have happened rather than what you think about what did happen, you’re not reviewing; you’re rewriting. And since the movie/show already exists, your rewrite is worthless.

MOVIE TALK TIP: if your thoughts about a movie/show are what you think should have happened rather than what you think about what did happen, you’re not reviewing; you’re rewriting. And since the movie/show already exists, your rewrite is worthless.

Danny Trejo is a bada$$ machine! And he has literally been named after machines in SO many movies!

You know those little rubber piles of fake dog poop? They should be called ShamPoo.

The South Park creators made a musical comedy about a cannibal. Guess what they called it? CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL