support local art

I’ve been up for 24 hours, nothing I say or do can be held against me

Would rather get paid to stay at home and play with myself tbh

Good news, I did both of these things. But the dogs didn’t survive long enough to get photographed, so all you get is the haircut/face.

A hot dog and a haircut would fix me rn

the boy and I broke our bed and now I have to wait for new bed supports to get here tomorrow

circle jerk when

Shift 6/6 (I wanna die)

I need this and a gummy rn

I have the homosexual urge to move to a big city really bad.

2 years ago today, Charli xcx released “360.”

Need that bird bussy

Spider-Man by @inhyuklee.bsky.social

Me and the bf as soon as we get home from hell (work)

Okay this Deluxe Album from Demi tho

Girls trip was cute on first listen but the only one I’m gravitating towards is Eurosummer but I’m biased because Shakira is my queen

My friend at work always tells me that my titties are always popping at work and then got asked by another nurse why my nipples are so hard all of the time. Nice to know that everyone is appreciating my tits around this place.

brb

More people should be gay

Hotel sex hits different

I’m drinking with my bf and his college group of girlfriends and they all Love him as much as I do and it’s so 😭😭😭😭

Drunk in Austin

so when are we gonna get to download the sabrina/madonna like a prayer set on apple music

Got that—

so we are all bushmaxxing this season huh

can I get a large iced coffee with an extra shot shoved up my ass pls

Special little girl

The boy and I are going to Austin for the weekend and I can’t fucking wait. A mini vacation is so needed. I’m TIRED

So I go into a Non-confused patients room to draw some blood and give some meds. He tells me he has to pee so I give him a couple minutes of privacy to do so. I comeback and find out couldn’t find his bedside urinal so he decides to pee in the trashcan.

proof of life

✋🏼🛑 this a pit stop! ✋🏼 🛑 Quote with your pit pics

Ive made friends with some of the best nurses i have ever worked with are also some of the biggest fools that I know.

Steve has saved up all his money to buy himself a drum kit. He’s been practicing really hard, but is awful. Steve is trying his best

Bf is throwing me into the car after work and is taking me on a surprise mini vacation for four days for my birthday and I have no idea where we are going let me just

need to go home and and dive into my bf’s booty cheeks asap

so there’s this

Well I was hoping to not have a shit show at work on my birthday, that didn’t happen. But amongst the chaos at least four people stopped me to tell me that my titties look good so that made my night better

okay had a fun weekend with my bf and gays, dancing, eating and doing ***’s. Now it’s time to lock in for Speedo season and one magical weekend.

We go out once for a and then im at a festival in Miami the next day with a bunch of gays

your grandparents voting for reagan

mentally i am here

Putting my ass into gear for speedo season and I hurt like a mf

another day and not enough dollars

HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

#datass!