There had to have been sex toy transformers, right? Like there's at least one Bad Dragon out there named Cocktimus-Prime

This is John Kiriakou. So obviously take everything in the media today with a grain of salt, especially a former CIA or military dude, but from what ive seen of him he seems intelligent, and morally principled. 1/

I get a lot of crinkle cat stuff in my social media feeds, but this is the nastiest drip I have ever seen. It looks like he's about to drop an absolutely fire debut album.

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, girls with tummies?

Ive never seen bigger fucking bullies than trans-phobes. I hope all of them one day experience the harvest of the hate they've sown.

I love that the right hates on transwomen under the guise of "protecting women's sports" and then shits all over one of the largest moments in women's sports history, and are too fucking stupid to notice.

I feel like if we just gave every neurodivergent person a job working on their special interest we could live in a utopia inside of a decade.

HE FED THE FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM MCDONALD'S 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Took the afternoon off to be a cat mattress.

The fact that women still find men attractive tells you all you need to know about sexuality not being a choice.

Not too get all street preachery but we have a potential looming financial collapse, an extension level climate crisis, multiple genocides, and there's a non-zero chance that multiple U.S. presidents have fucked and/or eaten children. Humanity is so fucking cooked.

We've moved past "A Confederacy of Dunces" and are speed running "An Apocalypse of Dipshits".

Khajiit has beans, if you have coin

Until we acknowledge there's no "fixing" a system as fundamentally broken as American style capitalism we're all gonna have a bad time

One of the biggest tips I can give to drastically increase the quality of your dinner is to brine your poultry before cooking it. Easily some of the best turkey ive ever had

I feel like Sam-I-Am trying to convince everyone what a good idea it is to kill billionaires. "Try it, try it! You will see!"

The only way to truly fix the problems we're facing is to build a time machine and go stomp out that asshole fish that had the audacity to crawl onto land.

They need to rename this painting "Being Intelligent in the 2020s"

God damn this must be the golden age for being a fucking moron.

So im going to be vulnerable here for a second. I am legitimately worried im losing my grasp on reality with all this. If I had said during Obama's terms that the POTUS was deeply involved in a pedo sex trafficking ring involving celebrities and some of the riches and most powerful people 1/

If nothing else good comes from the release of the epstein files, I am throughly pleased by the fact the Elmo was such a fucking dork they wouldn't let him on the island

Am I the only one tripped the fuck out that Robin Leach is in the epstein files and may have strangled a woman to death? I feel like im losing my mind sometimes.

@haillemmy.bsky.social holy shit, is the profile pic new, or am I just oblivious? Fucking smashing! Hope youre well, friend

The road to utopia is paved with the bodies of the rich and powerful.

Lol its so wild that literally every bit of history Americans have been taught is propaganda at best, and outright lies at worst. Nobody fucking talks about that, about how the fact that we know nothing about our actual past, or the institutions and policies that were formed through it. 1/

If we're gonna insist on the world being run by CEOs then I say we give 100% of the power to the Arizona Ice Tea guy and the CEO of Top Ramen

This is creative and spot on the nose.

God I can't wait to see all these fucks get the rope

Listening to little man play an online VR game. Hes opened himself a little shop about 20 minutes ago, selling food items. One of his first customers comes in an asks for an airplane. He politely tells them he doesn't have airplanes, to which the other kid screams, "THIS PLACE SUCKS!!!" 1/

Man its wild that ICE only wears level 3 body armor, that seems dangerous to me. Like almost any long rifle round could penetrate that. Seriously they should be wearing more robust armor when literally anyone could go into a sporting goods store, buy a box of .06 and hurt these good patriots. 😞😞😞

Man, do you have any idea how impressive it is for Gen-X to have written all of that depressing ass music before 9/11. Like you guys wrote the soundtrack to being a sad adult when things were good. I can't even imagine what Alice in Chains would sound like if they had formed after the housing crisis