Tookie
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My tongue is very numb
about 1 hour ago
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Card issued I can buy weed legally again in my state
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about 2 hours ago
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And we weren't invited?? (Just kidding congrats bloomfs!)
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about 4 hours ago
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Just realized the last 4 of my SSN are wrong on my med card renewal let's see how this works out!
about 5 hours ago
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What's a big concert flex you love to brag about? Me: saw Britney Spears and Brandy in the same night after seeing Reba the night before ('99)
about 6 hours ago
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Spotify got my age exactly correct that's boring
about 7 hours ago
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Correct
1 day ago
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Let's goooooo (and pls don't snow)
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1 day ago
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Should I treat myself for my birthday and buy a ticket practically court side to see my favorite basketball team
1 day ago
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Oh-
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Should I ask him what he thinks about heated rivalry
2 days ago
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My mom makes me watch name that tune because I am very good at naming that tune
2 days ago
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I don't hate this
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2 days ago
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My face hurts so bad from all the heaters being turned on. Love the cold, hate how dependent people are on artificial heat
2 days ago
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Minx has a lot of dicks it's definitely an HBO show
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3 days ago
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Oh Minx has a lot of dicks right away okay then
3 days ago
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My other site account isn't the right place for this but bsky is!!
3 days ago
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Nightmare blunt rotation
4 days ago
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A 33% hybrid was not a smart idea for the first high of the day 🥲
4 days ago
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Sinuses hurt so bad that my nose is trying to bleed! Heaters are evil
4 days ago
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Remembered I'm off for 11 days after Monday
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5 days ago
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I'm so tired this week wore me out and I have to go back to work tomorrow to be busy again
5 days ago
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Nothing Bundt Cakes was a success thank you everyone for your input 🫡
6 days ago
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Ate too many leftovers now I'm burping like kimo
6 days ago
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Made mashed potatoes in a crockpot and lemme tell ya, I highly HIGHLY recommend it. Especially if you get overwhelmed when cooking and have time management issues
6 days ago
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Jack White and Eminem at half time during the Detroit game fucking ruled
6 days ago
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These mashed potatoes better bang because I am annoyed my soup didn't thicken 😭
6 days ago
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Neighbor's compost pile gonna be fed since I actually use vegetables on Thanksgiving
7 days ago
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O/U do we think the Dr is gonna be on this televisit to renew my med card or do we think he forgot to black out ALL his times today
7 days ago
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Made a low sodium, GF cream of mushroom soup for my green bean casserole base 🥳
7 days ago
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Cut some of my fingernail off happy holidays !!!
7 days ago
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Cutting two pounds of onions took like 30 minutes this is RUDE
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7 days ago
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Really gotta invest in some swimming goggles for cutting onions oh my god I'm in PAIN and none of the tricks are working
7 days ago
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My hip outta place is an uncomfortable way when I need to start cooking of course it is!!
7 days ago
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Jaxson didn't swing because Dunn's not a woman
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8 days ago
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My mom: you don't need to wear a mask in a store! Meanwhile at whole foods everyone was hacking and sniffling
8 days ago
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HELP this is so funny 😭 😭 😭 😭
8 days ago
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What if I wrote the big brother quran
8 days ago
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Being a chronically offline rtv author>>>> being a chronically online rtv author who thinks insulting the target audience is a great idea
8 days ago
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Having to talk and listen to people every day is exhausting pls make it stop
8 days ago
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A lot of y'all's parents had sex the same time of year huh! Happy birthday to all the November babies 🥳
8 days ago
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Waist on my new stretchy pants are a little small and not stretchy and now I'm out of breath
9 days ago
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Used my new face wash and the smell transported me back to 2002
9 days ago
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The other site has started showing country of origin of accounts and this shit funny as hell. Fandoms are going through it
9 days ago
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If someone calls themselves an empath I'm just gonna assume they're a shitty person
10 days ago
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Just saw this dress and thought maybe someone would love it. The price is so good and there's other colors
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11 days ago
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I've had three coworkers talk about my "customer service voice" and I didn't even realize it was that different than my regular. Mainly because I don't really talk when I'm not there 😭
11 days ago
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Give it to me straight: are nothing bundt cakes really that good?
12 days ago
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Brendel
12 days ago
This was the only way we knew how to mate, it was our primitive cardinal call, we trusted Sum 41 to have the words we could never speak
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Oh that adhd panic has set in realizing next week is Thanksgiving and I'm the person in charge of it all (I haven't done anything)
12 days ago
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