When I talk about air fryers this is what I'm talking about. No need to use an oven when you have one on your countertop that does everything, including air frying

Decided to take a little nap after I accidentally woke up too early. Well I had weird, terrible dreams and now I'm sad with a headache. Naps are evil

I don't stan couples normally but look at them 🥰

New forecast: 16in of snow this weekend. This is the South. We ain't used to that

Oh we might be getting a shit ton of snow this weekend. I'm about to make so much soup

19 days into the month is too late to have the college natty and it's gonna be even later next season 🫩

Oh my god people are pissing me the fuck off at work I should be allowed to strangle men

Oh my god Katie got affleck and damon???? Im so proud of her

Happy birthday @earthlinggg.bsky.social !!!

Wait how did I miss this completely correct take (Ive also never liked Luke)

Possible ice storm or foot of snow next week

Caleb Williams got so much shit when he was at USC for how highly he thought of himself. He was right

I don't even like football but here I am

A quarterback that paints his nails just did that cool ass shit. Take that maga

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

That was the most perfect play the bears have to win this holy fucking shit

Just found out Timothée Chalamet's uncle directed Idle Hands

Keep ned out of my goddamn house thanks

EXCUSE ME

Please help I thought your heated rivalry guy took a selfie with bam margera

Bo Nix beating the bills is objectively very hilarious

Remember how much shit they gave Jessica Simpson because Tony Romo was ass??? Yeah, that sucked

Sports are my reality TV

Mom telling me how she loves to watch hip hop dancing and c walks. Ma'am what do you know about c walks

Been trying to eat better so of course my stomach is fucked up today

Realizing people have no idea edits are that way to tell the story the editing team wants to tell, not what actually happened

I will give casting this: all corners of the Internet are talking about the traitors to absolutely shit on Michael. Literally have never seen so many people talking about this show outside of our circles

I fucking love Megan thee Stallion and Klay Thompson as a couple. That man rides so hard for her

Oh my god I just got it and I swear it weighs at least 2lbs

Our local version of Chipotle loaded my taco salad the fuck up

I have become addicted to YouTube shorts (lol) mainly because the plant slant guy is so hot

I have literally never seen one frame of this show but two different radio stations, one sports talk and one hip hop, had hosts take time out of their day to talk about how much they hated Michael Rapaport on that show and it was impressive how many people dispise this man

The protein fad is about to die down and fiber is gonna replace it. Can't wait for Starbucks to come out with a fiber coffee or something

hockey girl is right

I put on a breathe right strip because my nose was whistling but it worked too good now I can't stop sneezing

The asbestos and mold that flies out if they demolish it will go great with the new epa standards

Looking at old pictures then smoking a sativa got me fucked up. My ass knows I don't do limonene heavy strains

Oh no the 2016 selfie has hit the main page

Oh we're doing 2016 pictures?? Let's throw it back to when I actually took pictures of myself

A Nazi got smacked up at the Arkansas basketball game and I'm so proud of them for swinging 🤗

Pitbull and Lil Jon are coming to my area at the venue I hate and refuse to give money to 🥲

The adhd urge to leave everything til the last second (the healthcare marketplace ends today)

Is it millennial of me to want to see Moira Rose to host the traitors

Texts work for Verizon but phone calls don't but I hate phone calls so everythings normal over here

***** isn't the one we should be waiting to kick the bucket. It's the guy who took down gawker and bald Stephen who are the ones behind all the shit

Her: my phone is messed up!! I need to go to Verizon!!! Me: verizon is having an outage with their calls. Our texts were working just fine Her: it's messed up!!!!!! Me: verizon is having an outage Her: why is it doing this???

Trying to help boomer parents with technology

Hey men in your 30s maybe don't put harry potter in your dating profile

Imagine if bloomfs get on big brother at the same time

Just had the realization I have to furnish my entire house and I have no style or vision