Me: lemme put everything in my wallet so I don't forget where anything is Also me: freaks out because I can't find anything where it normally is

Hadn't gotten a full nights sleep in about 5 days, slept til 1:30 today 😅

I can't stop eating these pls send help

I went to buc-ees and branson today. I'm not sure I recommend either

My daylight savings time take is that I don’t even want to know what time it is

Our counters are waist high when you're in reception and I think a man just accidentally put his tip on it. It wasn't on purpose but I'm pretty sure it was there

If someone is rude at my job, it's normally a man that's probably born in the 70s or before

70 year old man just came into my work wearing this and I want to jump off the roof

Apparently my job is trying to team up with wiz khalifa to get us promo and free tickets and I ask why couldn't we have done this with method man when he came into town 🙃

Just found out they are putting me in reception with the guy who's cologne gives me a headache yay

Didn't get much sleep, cramping and discovered my favorite sweatshirt has a massive stain down the front of it

If it wanted to knock out power at work until like noon that'd be cool

It's too early for tornado season 😭

The amount of men I've seen say they would sleep with ghislane even though she's a literal human trafficker of kids makes me good with being single

Got to hug bri ellis today so day made

Caffeine, no food and cramps no wonder I'm suddenly anxious that I have to go in public

Periods for 25 years (so far!) for no reason since I don't want to ever get pregnant. I'm annoyed

Possible tornado weather tomorrow im blaming everyone who wanted spring for this

All this shit and they still haven't found that ladies mom yet

I forget how close my house is to a main road until I randomly get people yelling shit

I can't tell if this is cope or if they made up a whole new department like doge

lol markwayne had no idea about his promotion. He's pretty much being forced into the dhs role

There is no special election for Mullins seat. Stitt will appoint someone after a bill was passed a couple years back to save taxpayer money

Dog killer deserved to get fired but in no way will I celebrate knowing the fuckery that abounds with this administration

Ever just wanna scream I don't care at everything? Yeahhh

Don't even have to put on a rain video to sleep. We got the real thing going

I live by too many fast food restaurants. The windows are open and all the sudden the house smells like fried chicken

I have never donated politically to a white man and it's not starting today, no matter how many texts you send

Ate a ridiculous amount of roasted vegetables yesterday and didn't wake up in the middle of the night with a stomach ache

The fridge is making a weird noise so I'm just gonna walk away and hope it stops

Just ate breakfast tacos at 9pm fuck societal norms

That's a big ol' swing

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Oh... it's time to start watching Arkansas: Democrats are significantly ahead so far in a special election for a GOP-held legislative seat. If this is confirmed, it'd be Democrats' second flip so far this year.

It took 10 minutes to leave, vote and make it back home. There were 3x as many workers as voters

That viral sweet potato recipe with the olive and salt face down on parchment paper is legit

Roasted vegetables rule

Gonna go vote at the library and get a library card in one trip 🥳

Annoyed at everything so I must be starting my period soon

The dumbest people run everything

Love living in a red state doing research on the supposed non biased judicial candidates. I read "appointed by Sarah Huckabee Sanders" tooooooo many times

Someone at work has very similar writing to mine and I'm very confused

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

My mom told me I need to stop buying seasonings like that's a thing I really need to do. I'm sorry you like your food bland!!!

Highly recommend going to the ballpark for a day full of college softball to forget the world sucks

Couldn't find my vape to take with me but it was already in my car

Stop getting mad at your kids for acting just like you and the person you had kids with do 🤗

Old man beef story: an old man wears a maga hat every game in the front row behind the plate. Another old man sits 2 seats behind him with very in-depth anti maga shirts, talking about racism and stuff like that. Every. Single. Game. Bless that man.

Gonna go sit in the sun, may punch the man who wears a maga hat to the softball game