Stop telling people "oh you'll be fine" when they say they don't feel well. My throat hurts, it hurts to talk and I have to go to my job where I talk for 5 hours I have a valid concern here!!

Real good at burning the shit outta my fingers when I use the oven

Need Meg and Cardi to team up for a road trip show like the Simple Life

Minnesota how

Someone on the other site called Klay Thompson Doug Funnie 😭😭😭😭😭

I was not aware Klay was a serial cheater. I need his mom to smack him upside the head with a hammer

Klay cheated on Meg I'm ready to FIGHT

Anyone own a bobblehead of someone they actually know? This feels weird

Arkansas cut their women's and men's tennis programs because of nil and that sucks

A massive tornado wiped out a subdivision by an air force base time to watch the people in charge not give a shit !

"are you mad?" I'm literally never mad I've just had a ton of stimulation the past week and I don't want to interact with anyone

Stop telling ADHD people they should do things!!!!! At least for me if you tell me to do something my urge to want to do it will go far far away

Netflix going up in price again? $20 a month?? Nah I'm good

Got a too good to go bag from a bagel joint and now I have 5lbs of bagels

Love some jrue holiday

Portland pls 🙏

This tortilla soup better heal me I have things to do tomorrow

There's a really obvious hacking operation on the other site and it's realllllllllly going well for the hackers

I hate that Kanye sucks because the new workout plan is so so good

My mom sent me into a doom spiral so that's cool

Katie vs Mina nooooooo how do I choose

Timberwolves hell yeah

Remember all sport? The carbonated sports drink? The late 90s fucking ruled when it came to tasty shit they were trying to pass off as healthy. I desperately need a lemon lime one right now

Nooooo why do I have hiccups

4/20 is finally over

I wish I enjoyed 4/20 but this shit is hectic!!!!

I think dispensaries should give their employees gift bags for 4/20. Give me free weed for making y'all a shit ton of money

The adhd need to restart a podcast 374938373 times because you get distracted

Just gotta get through this 5 hour shift then I'm off work a week with 4 softball games and a trader joes trip 🤗

Just saw a picture of Leslie Jones wearing a Chris Brown shirt what the FUCK is wrong with people

4/20 kinda sucks when you work in the industry

Blazers???

I can't wait for the Spurs to be hated by the media

It's never good when you get the mouth sweats

Been at work 10 hours and they forgot to give me my last break

420 weekend it's day one and I'm already miserable

Supposed to dress island space (??) tomorrow for our theme day I own a whole lotta neither

Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird broke up

Smoked weed when I shouldn't have and now I'm anxious

It's 4/20 weekend Be nice to your budtenders Tip well

Love my shitty brain what do you mean I have somewhere to be at 6pm so I feel like I don't have enough time to do anything else??? It's 11am!!!!

My mom was talking about ducks mating and I don't have it in me to talk about their corkscrew penises

I did the right thing last year by staying off here until summer

cat looks enough like Alf for it to be some sort of bluesky mascot

Tropical space (????) theme at work Saturday should I just wear my Jason Vorhees baseball jersey

Went on YouTube to find a recipe, got hit with the truth instead. God damn that was loud youtube.com/shorts/LpedT...

Broken site this might be the time to throw out a hot take

The way men feel like they can talk about the really pretty woman at work I need moms to slap their sons more often

I don't know what Luke y'all are talking about but I keep picture cheese bed Luke

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